Yugioh Arc RVB PSA 1: A new kind of entertainment
(The streets of Maiami City)
Tucker: Hi, I'm Lavernius Tucker from the popular web series Red vs Blue
Sarge: and I'm Colonel Sarge from the same Show
Yuya: I'm Yuya Sakaki from the popular anime Yugioh Arc V
Yuzu: and I'm Yuzu Hiragi from the same anime
Yuya: Hey, I just want to say thanks for letting us in on the PSA
Sarge: Hey we have to alert the people about the new crossover fanfic coming soon, so It was the least we can do?
Tucker: speaking about doing stuff, you know what I want to do, Yuya's mom
Yuya: STAY AWAY FROM MY MOM
Yuzu: *Smacks Tucker with her fan* YOU DIRTY PERVERT
Tucker: Oh so when you two check each other out it's okay but when I check out Yuya's mom it's wrong *Both Yuya and Yuzu blush a crimson red, as Yuzu is about to hit him again Carolina stops her*
Carolina: I just want to apologies, Tucker is normally like this, and this is how I deal with him *She punches Tucker in the face*
Tucker: Owww
Carolina: Anyway back on Topic what's so interesting about your show.
Yuya: Well, It's basically still like Yugioh but we use all summoning methods from the previous series, Fusion, Synchro, XYZ and introducing the new method I discovered pendulum. Also the technology for dueling has improved we use Action fields and tangible holograms.
Sarge: wait so you can summon gigantic monsters that could cause bodily harm to you
Yuya: well when you say it like that it sounds unsafe.
Sarge: actually that sounds like all kinds of fun, where do I sign up *Sarge picks up a red duel disk*
Yuzu: we also had our fair share of problems LDS trying to take our school away, Sawatari Shinjo, our interdimension doppelgangers, Sawatari Shinjo, an Interdimensional war.
Tucker: you said Shinjo twice
Yuya: He is a very annoying problem
Sarge: I don't who this Shinjo is but he sounds like Grif, that lazy, fat, orange turd. I'll call him Grif #2
Yuya: Shinjo, basically is just a brat, who thinks he can do whatever he wants cause his dad's the mayor, so basically a douche
Sarge: Still gonna call him Grif #2
Shinjo & Grif: Don't compare me to him *they point at each other, Simmons enters the scene*
Simmons: wait what did you say about an interdimentsional war
Yuzu: yeah apparently, the fusion dimension has waged war with the other dimensions to prove that their summoning method is the best. Our Friend Sora turned out to be a spy for them and betrayed us.
Tucker: wait so your fighting over a summoning method in a card game, THAT IS SO STUPID
Simmons: I know right
Sarge: I agree, you should not hate anyone because of their life choices; you shouldn't hate them whether Red or Blue or what summoning method they use, you should hate 'em because they are fat orange turds that just annoy the living crap out of you. Speaking of which (he activates his duel disk) I'll be right back (starts walking towards Grif and Sawatari, Wash enters)
Wash: Hey has anyone seen Caboose
Yuya: Is he's the guy in blue armor with a negative IQ
Carolina: actually yeah, how did you know?
Yuzu: He's hugging Shun like a stuffed animal
*she point to Caboose who is holding Shun in a headlock*
Caboose: Guys, Church has become a real boy
Shun: I AM NOT CHURCH, NOR DO I KNOW WHO HE IS YOU DUMBASS, NOW LET ME GO
Tucker: Dude, I'll just say it's easier for everyone if you just be Church, especially with Caboose, seriously, I think that stuff comes in one ear then come out with half a brain out the other.
Shun: I AM AN XYZ WARRIOR NOT A PET
Caboose: Oh we can go to the park, get you birdseed for those new bird things you have, and drive the tank and you won't die again, which again not my fault
Shun: wait, what
Tucker: yeah, you're gonna end up like his guinea pig, God rest his Soul
Yuya: Is this normal for you people
Wash: pretty much
Yuzu: damn I thought we had it bad
Shun: please don't leave me with him
*Grif and Sawatari Scream*
Yuya: the hell
*Sarge is Laughing while Grif and Sawatari are in the mouth of Jurrac Titano*
Grif: Sarge, you crazy bastard
Sarge: HA how do like them apples dirtbags, I can now call up a majestic T-rex to take a bite out of your fat asses
Sawatari: Oy when My Papa, finds out
Tucker: He'll realize, that he didn't raise a son, just a little bitch
*Yuya and Yuzu chuckle*
Simmons: Oh crap we forgot to do the disclaimer
Wash: Don't worry we got I got it Red vs Blue is property of Rooster Teeth, Yugioh arc V is property of Kazuki Takahashi and Shounen Jump.
Yuzu: You forgot 4kidz
Sarge: actually about that *Turns on TV to the news*
Reporter: Early today, a deranged man in red armour burnt down the 4kidz office building, police have refused to do investigate mainly due to the entire Police force being One Piece fans so no charges will be placed
*Yuya, Yuzu, Sawatari and Shun are on the brink of Crying*
Yuya: THANK YOU
(A/N unfortunately Yugioh Arc v is still own by 4kidz so I have to recognize their ownership, and all that)
