It was a bright and sunny day outside of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, on Diagon Alley. Fred and George had just finished inventing their insert fun new product here.
"IT'S BRILLIANT!!!!!" said Fred (or was it George??).
"Let's mail some to Professor Snape," George said (or was it Fred??).
The chiming of the bell on the front door to the shop alerted the twins (or was it Fred and George??) that someone was there.
"Welcome to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes," said Fred happily (or was it George??).
A man in black robes began to speak, his voice was cold and children began to cry. The sky outside bacame dark and cloudy. A chill went down George's spine (or was it Fred's??).
"Do you have any dungbombs?" The creepy, cold voice asked.
"Sorry mate we're all out, could I interest you in some Ten-Ton Toffee?" asked George (or was it Fred??)
"I need dungbombs NOW!" the man said shortly.
"And I said we're all out!" said Fred (or was it George)
The man threw his black cloak off revealing pastey gray skin and blood-red eyes." I AM LORD VOLDEMORT YOU FOOLS!!! I DEMAND DUNGBOMBS IMMEDIATLY!!"
"You're Lord Voldemort?! I expected you to be a big scary git," said Fred (and this time it was Fred!!)
"I need dungbombs," The Dark Lord whined.
"You're not so scary, unless by scary you mean ugly." said George (or was it Professor McGonagall??)
"I need dungbombs," The dark lord whined again.
Suddenly Draco Malfoy walked in and turned pale at the sight of the Dark Lord.
"EEP!!" squealed Draco and ran out the door.
"I heard he has dungbombs," said Fred (or was it Cornelius Fudge, no it was Fred.).
The Dark Lord was out of the shop and after young Mr. Malfoy before you could say Fizzing Whizbees.
Fred and George looked at each other (or was it George and Fred) blankly. A moment later the bell jingled again.
"You lied," the Dark Lord pouted. "I need dungbombs."
Just then Remus J. Lupin walked through the door. "Good day all, I need 26 dungbombs," he said politely.
Fred (or was it George) handed Lupin a large sack from beneath the counter.
"Here you go, Professor Lupin," said George (or was it Bellatrix Lestrange??)
Lupin thanked the twins and left the shop.
"I need dungbombs," The dark lord whined again.
"Sorry mate, fresh out."
The dark Lord pulled out his wand and shouted " Kevada Adavra!!!". Fluffy pink bunnies spouted from his wand and began to hop around the shop.
Fred and George exchanged confused looks.
Th dark lord began fishing around in his pockets "What was that spell again??"
The bell tintinnabulated once again. In floated Nearly-Headless Nick.
"Hello Fred, George, Voldemort," said Nick
"How ya doin'," said Voldemort.
Just then Voldemort took a good look at Nearly-Headless Nick and shrieked "A GHOST, AAAAHHHHHH!!!" and he ran out of the shop never to be seen again (or was it Dumbledore??).
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"IT'S BRILLIANT!!!!!" said Fred (or was it George??).
"Let's mail some to Professor Snape," George said (or was it Fred??).
The chiming of the bell on the front door to the shop alerted the twins (or was it Fred and George??) that someone was there.
"Welcome to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes," said Fred happily (or was it George??).
A man in black robes began to speak, his voice was cold and children began to cry. The sky outside bacame dark and cloudy. A chill went down George's spine (or was it Fred's??).
"Do you have any dungbombs?" The creepy, cold voice asked.
"Sorry mate we're all out, could I interest you in some Ten-Ton Toffee?" asked George (or was it Fred??)
"I need dungbombs NOW!" the man said shortly.
"And I said we're all out!" said Fred (or was it George)
The man threw his black cloak off revealing pastey gray skin and blood-red eyes." I AM LORD VOLDEMORT YOU FOOLS!!! I DEMAND DUNGBOMBS IMMEDIATLY!!"
"You're Lord Voldemort?! I expected you to be a big scary git," said Fred (and this time it was Fred!!)
"I need dungbombs," The Dark Lord whined.
"You're not so scary, unless by scary you mean ugly." said George (or was it Professor McGonagall??)
"I need dungbombs," The dark lord whined again.
Suddenly Draco Malfoy walked in and turned pale at the sight of the Dark Lord.
"EEP!!" squealed Draco and ran out the door.
"I heard he has dungbombs," said Fred (or was it Cornelius Fudge, no it was Fred.).
The Dark Lord was out of the shop and after young Mr. Malfoy before you could say Fizzing Whizbees.
Fred and George looked at each other (or was it George and Fred) blankly. A moment later the bell jingled again.
"You lied," the Dark Lord pouted. "I need dungbombs."
Just then Remus J. Lupin walked through the door. "Good day all, I need 26 dungbombs," he said politely.
Fred (or was it George) handed Lupin a large sack from beneath the counter.
"Here you go, Professor Lupin," said George (or was it Bellatrix Lestrange??)
Lupin thanked the twins and left the shop.
"I need dungbombs," The dark lord whined again.
"Sorry mate, fresh out."
The dark Lord pulled out his wand and shouted " Kevada Adavra!!!". Fluffy pink bunnies spouted from his wand and began to hop around the shop.
Fred and George exchanged confused looks.
Th dark lord began fishing around in his pockets "What was that spell again??"
The bell tintinnabulated once again. In floated Nearly-Headless Nick.
"Hello Fred, George, Voldemort," said Nick
"How ya doin'," said Voldemort.
Just then Voldemort took a good look at Nearly-Headless Nick and shrieked "A GHOST, AAAAHHHHHH!!!" and he ran out of the shop never to be seen again (or was it Dumbledore??).
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