Horrible One-Shots That Kill Brain Cells

by xXShadyBlackCatXx

Yes, we've all seen some in our days. But you mysteriously want more. Here are random one shots I found in my Doc Manager that will kill brain cells. NOTE: May cause Nausea, neck pain, headaches, dizziness, and brain damage if read more than 5 chapters per hour. Rated T for Terrible!

1. Alderheart X Catmint

Once there was a button. It sat there. The cats thought it was the pressing button, so they pushed it. Nothing happened. Then Starclan arrived. "Whatcha need?" Yellowfang said, before looking at all the assembled cats. Crickets chirp. Starclan disappeared.

They pressed it again. "Hi, my name is Catmint." A she cat that looked suspiciously like Spottedleaf appeared from the sky. Alderheart broke up with herbs'n medicine to be with Catmint. "But, You're special!" Velvet sobbed. Then Alderheart and Catmint decided to get married.

But Catmint wasn't registered in the official warrior cat list, so she was given a new warrior name. (Sunshinelight) Then Bramblestar decided to have the biggest wedding ever for his son.

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Um.. YOU'RE NOW PART OF THE ONE-SHOT CLUB!

I found this staring at me in my Doc Manager and I was confused...