A/N: You probably think I don't know what a "prologue" and an "epilogue" are. Well, thbbbft to you! And all of my A/Ns will be much shorter than in my other one! So you can read them... :3

WARNING: Weird shit within. Also swearing. Hehe. Hildegard is not in this story, in case you guys were wondering. I might make an sequel for her still though. Idk.

OH AND GUYS IN THE UK I KNOW YOU PLAY POKIEMANS it's just England as a character seems like the type to get all high-and-mighty over the crappy new generations.

And yes. I am a pokieman nerd. Unfortunately, I do not have black or white yet, so there won't be much mention of them.

Also, no characters from pokemon, besides the actual pokemon, will be included, so it's more of a spin-off pokiemans/hetalia crossover than anything. :3

And yes, I am aware of the little thing the goes over the e in pokemon. I'm just too lazy for that shit, man.

Prologue

The hero kicked the door open, much to the Brit's dismay. Thankfully, he had asked Switzerland to leave his guns at home when he and his sister came over for tea, so America wasn't shot on sight. He waved his brand new midnight 3DS in the air, grinning like an idiot.

"I GOT THE NEW POKEMON GAME!" he shouted.

England wiped the spit off of his face. After sending an apologetic look to Switzerland, who kept reaching for an imaginary gun, and Liechtenstein, who was drinking her tea unphased, he turned a glare on America.

"First of all, you are buying me a new door. Second, the game was ruined when they started having generations for it. And finally, get out of my house."

"HELL NAW! You did not just say all the new generations suck!"

"Well, no, not in those words, but all the new pokemans are stupid. Plus, the spin-offs? Come on. How does one even turn into a pokemon? It's completely unrealistic!"

America snorted. "Says the person who speaks to imaginary magical creatures on a daily basis."

England chose not to dignify that with a response. Liechtenstein, however, giggled, and Switzerland grumbled angrily under his breath.

"Besides, you have that wand thing, right? You could turn us all into pokemons."

He pursed his lips. It was true. He could. "And what pokemon would you be, America?"

"Pffft, pikachu, duh! He's obviously the hero! And I guess you would be the flaming unicorn?"

England coughed. He would remember that... "Yes, yes, the unicorn. Shut your trap."

He stood and walked over to America, preparing to punt him out through the still-broken-down door. America didn't noticed, as he was playing the game. He was still playing when he landed back in Boston.

"Sorry about that," England said to the two Germanics. "I'll take care of him later."

Since I tend to lie and you may have read the summary, you're probably thinking that by "take care of him," England meant "take care of him" and waggled his eyebrows or some such thing. However, I wasn't lying this time. What England really did was this: he waited until his home was empty, went into his basement, and performed some very complex Harry Potter-esque magic, hoping only to turn America into... not a pikachu, for England was too pissed to give him what he wanted, but a honchkrow, remembering America's mafia days.

As he did this dangerous, unstable magic, he pondered what the other nations would be. He knew he would be a rapidash. When he thought of Japan, he thought of the psychic-bird-thing from the second generation (curse America, despite England trying to avoid learning anything about subsequent generations, it was hard not to know), xatu. And France (yuck)... France would be either jynx or roselia...

England felt the ground trembling; he fell on his butt in befuddlement. "What the hell?" It was dark.

He knew before he could even see again that something had gone wrong. Images of nations and pokemon flashed in his head.

He felt himself changing, and for a moment, he could see - he could see a fiery mountain... before he only saw darkness again.

And that was the prologue! :D You like? It is rather shot. I apologize for that. Future chapters will be longer, but probably won't be updated as regularly (ha!) as Vanished was. By the way, I am going to post one more bit on the end of Vanished. Gonna have a ton of information about Hildegard, and some links to some pictures as well. :3