Machine Gun
Summary: Kagome has a day off from the Sengoku Jidai and her friends take her for a day out on the town. Songfic inspired by Sara Bareilles' "Machine Gun".
"Oh man what a hectic couple of weeks it's been," Kagome sighs. "Hello dear, glad to see you back. Inuyasha let you come home, how nice." Mrs. Higurashi states all while not even having to look over her shoulder. Kagome then makes a face, and states that that wasn't quite the case. "Oh I see," Mrs. H puts two and two together only to realize that she's home because they had gotten into another fight. Even though, as common as it was for them to fight, her only true concern was what kind of grandchildren to two of them would give her. With a small smile Mrs. H returns to cleaning the dishes. "Mom, I'm heading upstairs," "Wait dear, I forgot to mention that those friends of yours from school stopped by to see how you were and told me to tell you that when you were feeling better to let them know so you guys could do something special over the holidays." "Ah, I see…well…thanks mom." As you can probably guess Kagome was so excited about her day with the girls that she rushed to her room, leaving nothing but a trail of dust in her wake. Ha! If only that were the case. She was tempted not even letting them know, but in the back of her mind she knew that they would bug her about it until she went with them (that and she's too darn nice to tell them to buzz off).
-A day later-
After several phone calls, and some convincing on their end, Kagome was preparing to go with her friends to hang out at the mall. Unbeknownst to her, her friends had decided to surprise her with a "fun" activity that they thought she'd get an absolute kick out of.
Finally dressed and ready to go, Kagome heads downstairs just in time to her the doorbell ring. Next thing she knows she's grabbed by her arms and rushed to the nearest vehicle with her friends in tow. While driving to the mall Kagome's friend Eri turns up the radio and the song Yeah3x by Chris Brown comes on. Eri geeks out only to have the vehicle swerve enough to scare the crap out of everybody else. "Eri keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road!" yells Yuma. "Yes mother dearest," Eri replies only to have Kagome reach around the back seat to smack Eri upside the head. 'I know the craziest people' Kagome thinks only to realize that that statement included (yep, you guessed it) her dear friends back in the Sengoku Jidai.
-Back in Sengoku Jidai-
"You should apologize Inuyasha" Shippo states, completely oblivious to the fact that said hanyou was seconds from pummeling the kitsune into the ground. 'Except if I do that Kagome will be even more pissed at me, and I really don't need that' Inuyasha thought. "Why don't you just go get her apologize and bring her back like you usually do, Inuyasha?"
"Because Miroku, Inuyasha royally, and I mean royally messed it up this time," Sango whispers to Miroku.
"What exactly happened Sango?"
"I don't know if I should tell you here, with you know who being right over there." All the while using hand signals to direct her point to the monk.
"You idiots realize that I could just tell you myself, right?" Inuyasha states.
"Wait a second, you would really tell us?" Miroku asks with a dumbfounded look, because as we know Inuyasha would never be one to indulge information so freely. And wouldn't you know it, we were right.
"Hell no! I ain't telling you nothing monk!" Inuyasha yells then runs off to the well, because he knows that he'll have to do more than just apologize at this rate.