Yammy Llargo and Ulquiorra Cifer were sent on a mission. Find and kill the following 3 people; Kisuke Urahara, Yoruichi Shihoin and Ichigo Kurosaki. Ichigo taking the most importance of all of them. Ulquiorra had no idea why Yammy had to go with him. Yammy had clinged to Ulquiorra like a flea to a dog. Of course that brought the painful task of having to deal with Yammy's stupidity. Yammy couldn't even remember the names of the targets let alone what they look like. It was way too disappointing. It shamed Ulquiorra to even be associated with Yammy. Of course Yammy did make it to Espada so that means either he isn't as dumb as they say which every Espada is having their doubts about or that Yammy more than makes up for it in his strength and fighting ability. It is actually unknown.

When the arrancars arrived in the world of the living, the power both Yammy and Ulquiorra possessed made a crater and the dust in the aftermath was so thick that even Ulquiorra could barely see a thing. When it cleared, Ulquiorra unzipped his coat a little to reveal his hollow hole buried in his neck.

"Yuck. I came here a few times while I was masked. I see the world of the living hasn't changed at all. Still boring as ever. This spiritual pressure is so thin I can hardly breath."

Ulquiorra grew tired of Yammy's chatter. Why did he have to come. Why didn't he refuse. Ichigo, Yoruichi and Urahara shouldn't be too hard.

"Stop complaining Yammy. I told you I could manage this on my own. You're the one who insisted on coming."

"Yeah, Yeah. I'm sorry I'll give it a rest." Yammy walked out of the crater. At the top he heard many voices talking amongst themselves.

"Is it a meteorite?"

"I don't see anything."

"Something must have made this hole."

Yammy continued walking upward while the humans were talking.

"What's with you people? You better stop staring at me or I'll suck out youur souls!" Yammy threatened.

Yammy used a Gonzui to suck out all the souls of humans in a massive radius. Ulquiorra walked up the crater frustrated at the attention Yammy is bringing to himself. That idiot is going to draw in the soul society.

"Bwya! Awful taste." Yammy said scratching his chest.

"What did you expect Yammy. Weak souls like those will always taste nasty." Ulquiorra explained.

"Well I only did it because they kept staring at us like we were part of some freakshow!" Yammy responded.

Ulquiorra just couldn't stand his stupidity. Those people couldn't even see him let alone sense him.

"Those people weren't looking at you infact they couldn't see us at all."

"I know but they were still pissing me off!"

"So how many in the world of tbe living are we supposed to kill anyway?" Yammy asked.

"Only one. There is no need to kill anybody else." Ulquiorra answered.

"This place is overflowing with humans and you only wanna kill one?"

"That is correct. I've been told there are only three people here who have enough reiatsu to put up a fight against us. It should be easy to find them and the rest are just trash." Ulquiorra explained.

Ulquiorra could sense the reiatsu of a surviving human. She wasn't able to get up.

"Surprising." Ulquiorra remarked.

"There seems to be a survivor."

The girl looked to be in her teens when she looked up, Yammy was standing next to her. His spiritual pressure was crushing her soul.

Yammy smiled.

"I'm guessing if my Gonzui didn't suck out your soul then you must havee pretty high reiatsu. Come on admit it your hiding it somewhere deep inside you." Yammy taunted.

Yammy turned to Ulquiorra.

"Hey Ulquiorra! Is she one?" Yammy asked.

"Look carefully. Her soul is getting crushed just by you standing next to her you idiot. She's trash."

"So your telling me she just got lucky that she evaded my Gonzui? Well her lucks run out."

Yammy got ready to stomp on the girl but a Mexican teen with a weird arm got in the way and blocked it with his arm. Another orange haired lady was defending the girl Yammy was about to kill. Yammy stood back.

"What the? Who the hell are you guys?" Yammy asked.

The spanish man grabbed his arm in pain. He was obviously strong but just a simple kick showed that man Yammy's enormous power. Ulquiorra decided to monitor the fight.

"Orihime. Listen to me carefully. Take Tatsuki and get out if here now." The man said.

The oranged haired girl nodded.

"Just please be careful Chad." The girl said.

The man got up to face Yammy who was more than triple his size. Monitoring their chatter Ulquiorra learned their names. Tatsuki the one Yammy nearly killed, Chad the one who will fight Yammy and Orihime the beautiful orange headed girl.

"Ulquiorra! Is this guy one of them?" Yammy asked.

"Oh Yammy. You really need to work on your investigative powers so that you can detect these things on your own. You should be able to tell with one glance. This individual is trash."

Yammy smiled.

"So I see!" Yammy got excited.

The one called Chad, his armed glowed with reiatsu and he aimed his arm at Yammy however Yammy easily defeated Chad with a single punch and didn't even get touched. He didn't even put up a fight. The orange haired girl came to his aid.

"Chad get up!" She cried.

Immediately Ulquiorra grew interested in this girl and sensing her reiatsu she wasn't the one that had to be killed.

"Chad speak to me! Chad!" The girl cried.

"Ulquiorra." Yammy continued to let the girl cry.

If Yammy asked Ulquiorra if she was the one, he would swear on Lord Aizen he is gonna kill Yammy. Wait. This is one of the few moments Yammy's stupidity had its ups. If she was one, Ulquiorra would deal with it.

"Is she trash?"

As soon as the words left Yammy's mouth, he realized, if she wasn't Yammy would still want to kill her because that is why she came plus there is no way to report it to Aizen without revealing the fondness Ulquiorra has to this girl. Ulquiorra hesitated to answer. Finding a way to keep her alive but it just isn't worth it.

"Yes she's trash." Ulquiorra answered.

Yammy chuckled.

"I gotcha." Yammy begun walking toward the girl. How was he going to kill her? With one fist? No. One finger. Yammy thrusted his front finger toward the girl.

Just as she was about to die, the girl whispered something.

"Santen Kesshun. I reject."

There was a shield in front of Yammy's finger. It cracked open as soon as Yammy made contact with it.

"This girl what is she?" Yammy asked.

Ulquiorra had no idea what kind of power she had but it was an opportunity to fish for an excuse to stay alive. However Aizen would sense immediately if Ulquiorra had any ideas for this girl. Orihime. Ulquiorra would have to at some point stop hoping for this girl to live. The girl began healing the man who got injured by Yammy. His wounds closed in a manor not known to healing. It was like, his injuries came to his body and returned the injuries back the way they were before Yammy punched the man.

"How are you able to heal that guy. Infact how can he even be alive at all." Yammy asked.

The girl sent a creature made of rikka after Yammy but he blocked and destroyed it with his hand.

"Whatdya wanna do with her Ulquiorra?" Yammy asked.

In truth, Ulquiorra already decided he wanted to dispose of her but the liking he grew to her is enlarging rapidly. Before this becomes a threat Ulquiorra decided to outright kill her. Yammy at least was competant enough to kill her.

"Maybe we should take her back to Aizen to show him this weird healing power." Yammy added.

Ulquiorra as much as he didn't want to admit it, Yammy had made a good excuse to keep her alive and it is better than what Ulquiorra had done so far.

"Wait Aizen?" Thee girl panicked.

"Yes. She might be of use to him."

I know Ulquiorra says "No that won't be neccessary... just kill her Yammy." However as the description says this is going slightly off the plot. I am building up to an Ulquihime story.

Yammy moved his hand to grab Orihime. That dumb brute might kill her with a move like that. With Yammy's hand getting closer and closer, so did Ulquiorra's fear that Yammy may kill her.

Suddenly, literally out of nowhere a soul reaper or shinigami stopped his hand with his zanpakuto. An oranged haired shinigami with massive reiatsu. This was the one. Ichigo Kurosaki.

Orihime and the one who was should be Ichigo Kurosaki talked and Ulquiorra heard him say he was going to end this. Does this mean he was going to take on Yammy.

The teen grabbed his wrist and said "Bankai!"

His reiatsu began to increasee dramastically. Both Orihime and Yammy were stunned at this occassion. The guys outfit changed and his zanpakuto became slim and the size of a regular zanpakuto. This man had to be Ichigo. His zanpakuto was Tensa Zangetsu. His reiatsu was so fierce and violent it could smother a lesser Earth creature's soul like aan insect. In fact he seemed to be slightly hollow like just like Aizen said.

"You got a bankai huh? Hey Ulquiorra? This the guy?"

"Yes. Considering how clumsily you've dealt with the situation, I'm suprised we were able to flush him out at all. The orange hair, the black Bankai. No doubt about it, this is our target Yammy he is the one."

"So he saved us the trouble of searching for him. Ha!" Yammy ushered his lucky word and drove his fist to Ichigo's face however, Ichigo blocked it with his zanpakuto.

"I'm guessing your the reason Chad's lying on the ground over there." Ichigo spoke.

Yammy smiled.

"You gonna do something about it."

Ichigo jumped over Yammy and landed to his right. Yammy's right arm was cut off which triggered him to scream.

Idiot, thats what he gets for charging into a fight before evaluating his enemies strength. He should of mastered the piscisa like Ulquiorra told him to. Even so, Ichigo sliced through Yammy's arm like it was nothing. Not what Ulquiorra would expect from someone who just learned Bankai. His reiatsu may be strong but it was of no match for Aizen-sama.

An out of breathe Yammy threatened Ichigo.

"Damn. You little runt!"

"Surprised you can stand there aand call me names. I guess you are as tough as you are ugly." Ichigo retaliated.

"It seems you are having a hard time. Shall I deal with him?" Ulquiorra asked.

"Stay back!" Yammy growled and got his zanpakuto out.

"I can't believe you need your zanpakuto to deal with a runt like this." Ulquiorra remarked.

"I told you stay back!"

"That's a zanpakuto?" Ichigo should have known. What the hell were they? They were not Shinigami, were they vizards?

Ulquiorra felt something within Ichigo. He grabbed his face and even Yammy realised something was wrong and he put his zanpakuto away. Ichigo didn't do anything and Yammy therefore kicked Ichigo sending him flying off. Ichigo caught the ground and when Orihime came to his aid Ichigo yelled "Stay where you are!" before getting punched to the ground by Yammy's left arm. Orihime continued to Ichigo but Yammy let her off with a massive hand across her face. That idiot he could have killed her.

"Orihime no!"

"Shut up!" Yammy responded.

Yammy smashed Ichigo's head several times then started bashing him around. It was amazing he could stay on the ground. Ulquiorra can feel another soul inside Ichigo wanting to erupt and it was capable of destroying both Yammy and Ulquiorra at the same time despite the terrible condition Ichigo is in. Not to mention his reiatsu, it is fluctuating and not in the way a normal shinigami does when they are in battle. His reiatsu is constantly spiking. Regardless, Yammy managed to defeat Ichigo.

"Ha! He stopped moving. Looks like this flea has lost all of his fight!" Yammy said holding Ichigo's head.

Yammy through Ichigo to the ground.

"I'm done messing around. Time for you to disappear!" Yammy punched Ichigo.

Something was in the way. A red rectangle? What in Lord Aizen's name is this?

"Hey there." Said a voice.

When the dust cleared, two people stood infront of Ichigo.

"Sorry I coukdn't get here earlier. You know how it is." A guy in a hat and clothes said.

"What the?" Yammy was in shock.

"All these bugs keep popping up and getting in the way. But stepping in the front of the line just means you're gonna get killedd first SUCKA!" Yammy tried to punch both of the people but the lady who was Yoruichi Shihoin grabbed Yammy's fist and threw him to the side.

"I've got this." Yoruichi said.

"He's all yours." The other one called Urahara said.

Ulquiorra saw Kisuke Urahara give Yoruichi something before they flashstepped away. Yammy rose angry and ready to pummel Yoruichi and Kisuke but he missed as they both evaded his attack with a flashstep. From the dust, something struck Yammy in the face. It was Yoruichi. She climbed onto Yammy and kicked his neck then slammed both of her fists ontop his head and jumped up to the air ready to finish Yammy with a kick. Yammy collapsed and Yoruichi went to treat Orihime. They left Ulquiorra alone. It was foolish but considering the ease at which Yoruichi dispatched Yammy, it is likely they would underestimate Ulquiorra. Yammy was still moving, he got up and used Cero, it was a destructive blast which at this range it would kill Yoruichi and her friends. But the idiot forgot that it would also kill Orihime. The dumb moron kept laughing and Ulquiorra just wanted to slap that smile off Yammy's face.

"You mess with me little girl you get blown to pieces!" Yammy said.

Ulquiorra was reminded. His opponents were Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi Shihoin, they would be finding a way to survive even that. Infact that was what Kisuke did. He somehow managed to retaliate.

"Who are you and how did you survive my cero! You should all be dead." Yammy said.

Kisuke adjusted his hat.

"You need to pay closer attention. I knew if I tried to block it the others might gdt hurt so I simply took the offensive and responded with a similar attack." Urahara explained.

"That's impossible."

"If you want I could show it to you again."

Yammy growled in rage.

"Now scream, Benihime!" Kisuke released hs zanpakuto releasing a wave of red reiatsu toward Yammy. Ulquiorra sonido'd in and deflected Kisuke's attack by catching the wave with the back of his hand and Ulquiorra then released his attack off to the sky. Even Yoruichi and Urahara were shocked by Ulquiorra's ability to deflect a direct attack from Benihime. Of course part of Ulquiorra felt honored but also disappointed that he had to help Yammy sort this out. Yammy howevered laughed.

"Ulquiorra!"

Ulquiorra turned his eyes in Yammy's direction and used the back off his hand and struck Yammy in his groin area. Yammy being as massive as he is, Ulquiorra only needed to move his hand straight backwards without bending his shoulders. Yammy was knocked back and a strong arrancar like him should normally be able to defend against that. This just showed Yoruichi and Kisuke how actually strong Ulquiorra was.

"Whyd you do that!" Yammy scrowled.

"Idiot. If you had a brain you would have figured it out. That man is Kisuke Urahara and she is Yoruichi Shihoin. At your current level you wouldn't last five minutes against them. Lets go." Ulquiorra opened up a garganta.

"Are you running away?" Yoruichi asked.

"Why? Are you trying to goad me intk a fight? You know very well what would happen if you tried to face me while defending your friends. Even you must realize the odds are stacked against you. Very well. I am happy to oblidge. Yammy deliver our report to lord Aizen." Ulquiorra stepped forward and was ready to fight Kisuke and Yoruichi without the aid of Yammy.

This would be a nice opportunity to sieze Orihime and all Ulquiorra must do is get past Yoruichi and Kisuke. Ulquiorra sonido'd behind Yoruichi in attempt to draw out his sword and slice Yoruichi across her chest but Yoruichi's quick reflexes dodged the attack and kicked Ulquiorra across his chest. However Ulquiorra's skin was harder than that of Yammy's and Yoruichi broke her leg as a result. Ulquiorra fired a bala at Urahara to distract him while he took Orihime and Sonido'd back into the garganta Yammy was left in. It was a short skirmish and Ulquiorra snatched Orihime before he learned of the truth wrath Yoruichi and Kisuke possessed. The difference between a level 10 and a level 4 was quite amazing but the problem was, Yammy would become a 0 in his release when Ulquiorra remains a 4.