dedication: to my friends who put up with my crazy ideas and make sure i don't get expelled. thanks a lot.
notes: i want to be Meredy. or natsu. also, jellal wants his free time back.
disclaimer: i do not own the dorks.
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act 1: how jellal was dragged into this mess of shopping for- cloaks?
Jellal just wanted one peaceful day out of jail. Was that really too much to ask?
Apparently, because here he was discussing strategy with Ultear.
"Ul, we need a disguise, you know that right?"
Ul was very distracted, muttering to herself. She paced around, her long ebony black hair swooshing around.
All right, time to get her attention,
"Ul!" he half-screamed, waving his hands.
Ultear: 1
Jellal: 0
"Ultear, Meredy got chocolate on your swim suit."
"Mm, go get some berries if you're hungry."
Damn, she was good.
Ultear: 2
Jellal: 0
"Ultear, I stole your lipstick and gave it to the birds."
"Jellal, go read a book."
"You were the one who asked me to come here!"
Ultear finally turned and faced him. "All right so what are we doing?"
Jellal stared at her for a really long time, because like what the fuck?
"Ul, we were discussing how to disguise ourselves."
"Oh. Oh, Meredy will know she's much better at this."
Meredy was actually the worst person, as obviously, she would digress and make Jellal dye his hair. No, the hair was going to stay untouched. No one shall touch the hair.
But then again, it's not like he wants to repeat the birthday incident.
"Um, yeah, but where is she?"
"HERE!" Meredy shot up out of the bushes, and leaped onto Jellal's back.
Jellal nearly fell forward, rocking back and forth on the log that he was sitting on.
"Meredy, you're heavy, get off!" he choked, struggling under the weight.
Meredy frowned, but reluctantly leaped off his back, and sat down on the log next to him.
"So, what does the renowned Jellal Fernades want from me?"
Jellal was about to retort, but shook his head, because honestly, was it really worth it?
Hint: It wasn't.
"Any ideas for disguises?"
"CLOAKS!" Meredy screamed.
Jellal stared at her for a moment, shook his head, and groaned.
"Meredy, cloaks will not disguise us."
Hey, it was true.
"But they'll make us look cool!"
Meredy: 1
Jellal: 0
"Ul, Jellal and I are going shopping for cloaks!"
Fuck it.