I do not own hetalia or The Most Interesting Man in the World. Hell, given his history, I'd say he probably owns me!
"Poland!" Toris yelled, trying to get Feliks to come into his office. He needed a letter of recommendation written up for one of Russia's 'become one' plans. It was actually getting pretty far and all that stood between him and Rhode Island was a good letter of recommendation.
Because Toris was busy fiddling with taxes, bills, and the occasional restraining order for Russia, he really didn't have the time. Feliks, however, did. He also had a hidden knack for writing as long as it didn't go over five hundred words. He'd get bored after that and start ranting about ponies and he'd have 'like' and 'totally' all over the place.
Toris sighed and decided to go see where Feliks was and more importantly, why he hadn't responded. He walked into Feliks's pink walled bedroom and saw him sitting on the bed, pouting. "Feliks, what's the matter?"
Feliks gave him a hateful look and turned away, crossing his arms, "You are so, like boring sometimes! Why can't you be more like the most interesting man in the world?"
"Excuse me?"
"Ya know, the one on the television," Feliks stood up and went to his magazine pile, opening one up to an advertising for beer, "This cool dude right here."
Toris looked at Feliks like he was crazy, but decided to play along against his better judgment. "I see. What makes me so different from him"
"Well, first," Feliks threw himself onto the bed, "Sharks don't have a week that's like, dedicated to you."
Toris almost laughed. Was he taking a beer commercial this seriously? "Let me guess, my mom also doesn't have a tattoo that reads 'son'."
Feliks smiled, "Yeah, I'll bet she doesn't! And like, you always drink beer. The most interesting man totally doesn't always."
Toris facepalmed, "Feliks, I don't drink."
"And that's exactly what makes you so boring!"
lol I saw one of those commercials and had to. Just couldn't resist the urge.
Also, that last statement is weird. I am in no way encouraging drinking, I swear.