Look, I know I haven't updated on the Life of Yazoo for a long time, but that's because of school/laziness/interested in more things. That's not saying it will never be updated, just probably won't be until this summer, if at all.

So, a little back story here- I have this RPs with a friend I call Bex, sometimes with other friends like Michael. It is basically crack, and has characters from different shows. They were originally in a Mansion in Brazil, then Japan, then Wisconsin. Thus, the idea for a fanfic came. So, here we all are. It'll pretty much be based on the rps, but in my way. Maybe so co-writing from Bex.

I do not own Naruto, Zatch/Gash Bell, Fullmetal Alchemist, D. Gray-Man, Disgaea, or any other anime or video games that appear.

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Chapter 1: The Auditions

Off in Brazil, there is talking inside of a mansion. A few people are inside signing a contract.

"All right, so, does everyone agree?"

"Yes."

"Yeah, 'tebayo."

"Mhm!"

"Then let's start the auditions." The lights suddenly came on, as a few people are sitting behind a desk. A man with black hair is first, holding a small, blonde boy in a black poncho. Next to him, there is a boy with spikey blonde hair with a black and orange jumpsuit leaning on his chair. In the third seat is a boy with white hair, and in the fourth seat, a boy with an arrow on his head plays with some paper by making a mini tornado on the desk. In the final seat, a boy with blonde hair and a red jacket looks bored and uninterested. On the table, name tags are infront of them, which probably would've been easier on the author to write. From left to right, they read "Kiyomaro Takamine & Gash Bell", "Uzumaki Naruto", "Allen Walker", "Aang", and "Edward Elric".

"Okay, Gash Bell characters, come in one at a time." Kiyo says into a microphone. A line forms infront of them, full of anxious people waiting to be shot down wearing name tags. First up, was Tio. Kiyomaro had readied his voice.

"All right, what are your talents?"

"I'm strong, have a possible love interest for Gash, and I beat the hell out of people when I'm mad?"

"Oh yeah, she definately does that!" Gash peeps in, smiling.

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!" Of course, Tio was strangling Gash by now. Kiyomaro had to pull her off.

"You're in, because I want to see him get killed by her, 'tebayo." It was obvious who said that.

"Yay!" Tio smiles and walks off. In short, only Tio, Zeon, Eido, and Dufort got in.

Now, Naruto calls in his cast of characters. "Okay, come on in!" Another line forms, only this time, many people fall through a trap door as soon as they stand in line. "Why'd you get rid of so many?" Allen asks Naruto, sweating.

"Because they were filler characters or canon fodder! We don't even need to interview them, dattebayo!"

"Ah, that explains everything." Allen nods, as they started the interviews. I don't have to tell you how everyone got in, so I'll just tell you who did. Hinata, Gaara, Shikamaru, Neji, Lee, Gai, Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke (only by bribing the judges), Orochimaru, Gaara, Haku, Death God, Yondaime Hokage, Tsunade, Jiraiya, all of the Akatsuki, another Naruto, Ino, Hayate, Sai, and a lot more. Naruto isn't very picky.

It is Allen's turn to interview his cast. "I'll be sure to add limits on my characters, unlike a certain blonde idiot here.."

"Yep. That kid with those lines really should've stopped picking, 'tebayo." Naruto isn't the brightest one either.

"...Anywho, let's start. Oh great, it's Yu-" Allen is interrupted with a sword pointing at his neck. Obviously, it was Kanda. So, Allen lets him join, along with Rabi, Lenali(Ofcourse, a certain brother wouldn't let her go alone), and Crowley. He had put a big limit on such a small cast of characters already.

Aang grins as he calls in his cast. "C'mon in, guys!" The first one in line was Iroh. "So, why do you think you can be in here?"

"...Because I'm Iroh?" Everyone nods and whispers to each other. They let him in without a doubt. They let Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Toph, and Azula in, because Aang learned from Naruto's mistake of too many people.

Ed sighs and calls in his cast. "Okay, you know the drill F.M.A. characters." Yet another line forms.

"Okay, I don't even need to interview you. Yes, no, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, no, no.." He went on. He had let him Al, Hughes, Moofy(Wrath), and Winry. Roy had to use some blackmail to get in, and Envy had to use force to get in. Now, you think that everything's over now, right? Haha, no.

"Okay, now for the extras." A line forms again, full of a whole bunch of things, starting with certain blue penguins. "All right... Prinny Squad. Why do you all want to be here?"

"Because we wouldn't have to work for Master Etna, dood!" It is a good reason to them, so they let them in. I'll just go with the remaining winners of getting in.

"Because I don't have a heart, people think I'm emo, I'm a complete mystery, and I'm fun at parties?" Zexion is in.

"We're needed canon fodder for random moments." The Random Innocent Bystanders(RIBs) are in.

"Because I am a Dark Adonis.." Vyers is in, but he only because they can call him Mid-Boss for fun.

"Because I'm a cactaur!" Cactaur, from his looks, is in. They all love to look at him.

Now, the Mansion was started up. The people who couldn't get in are either trapped in a prison or back to their respective shows. Now it's time for the cast to pick their rooms.

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Huzzah. Fear my horrible attempt at crack. It's hard for me to not go between present and past tenses, so, I tried hard to stay in present tense. Also, just for the record, there are clones of characters. Some have yet to appear. There's Gash and Zatch, Zeon and Zeno, Tia and Tio, Itachi, Blind Itachi, and Young Itachi, the two Narutos.. and more characters that might try breaking in, such as Suzy/Suzume. Most characters are out of character. Next chapter is most likely Chapter 2: Roommates.