Chapter 1: Rumble in the Jungle

"Shego… do you see that?"

"Hum what?" Shego was paying more attention to driving the hover car.

"A strange black orb on the ground… perhaps it's something interesting."

"Oh, hey, look at that!" Shego looked down through the jungle trees at the thing Drakken was pointing to. "I'll grab it with the tractor beam." Shego pushed a button on the dashboard, and a tractor beam underneath the hover car brought the strange orb into Drakken's hands.

"I wonder what it is? Maybe it's some sort of capture device that can be thrown at one's enemy…" Drakken rotated the orb in his hands but found nothing special. "Or maybe it's nothing."

"Hey, that's mine!" said a whiny voice from underneath them. Some guy with two helicopter blades attached to his backpack flew in front of the hover car. He had spiky red hair and goggles with swirls in them strapped to his forehead, as well as a black jacket that made him look evil.

"Gah! Who are you, and what is this?" Drakken asked. He pointed to the orb.

"Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, and THAT is the Orb of Concealment, something that I WANT! Jackbots, attack!" An army of robots rose up behind Jack, seemingly from nowhere, and fired lasers at the hover car. Shego dodged most of the lasers and fought back by blasting the bots out of the sky with her green energy. Jack stared at her in amazement. "Wha…? You can't do that! That's not fair!" Jack started crying right there.

"Sheesh, who is this kid, and why is he such a baby?" Shego asked herself.

"I am NOT a baby!" Jack shouted. He tried to fly away, but Shego blasted the blades on his helipack, and he fell to the ground. At that moment, a giant green dragon appeared in the distance. Drakken screamed at the sight of it and hid in the back of the hover car.

Meanwhile, Kim and Ron were at Bueno Nacho on a date. Ron and Rufus were stuffing their faces when the Kimmunicator started beeping. Kim pulled the device out of her pocket.

"What's the sitch, Wade?" she asked.

"Two problems, Kim. The first one is that Nakasumi-san thinks he needs protection, and the other is that a dragon has been sighted near Drakken's lair." As Wade said this, he worked frantically at his computer. A second later, a GPS image of the dragon and Drakken's hover car appeared on the Kimmunicator.

At the word "dragon", Ron choked on his naco and looked up at Kim. "Did he just say DRAGON! As in, the huge fire-breathing monsters?" Kim answered him by showing him the screen. Ron almost fainted. Then he sat back up and pointed to four people who were riding on the back of the dragon. "Who are they?"

"Wade?" Kim asked.

Wade typed rapidly. "Apparently, they're monks from a Shaolin temple somewhere in China. I've got their names: Omi, Clay, Raimundo, and Kimiko. There are a few news reports about them, like the time they were blasted out of Old Faithful…"

"Those guys are insane!" Ron shouted.

"Come on, Ron. Wade, I think the dragon thing is more urgent. Do we have transportation?"

"I'm on the line with Nakasumi-san right now. He'll be there as soon as he can," Wade answered.

"Thanks Wade." Kim turned off the Kimmunicator and pocketed it. "Don't worry about the dragon, Ron. If these monks are good guys, then I bet we can trust their dragon. Now, let's go get ready."

Dojo flew up next to the hover car and got close enough for Omi to talk. "Excuse me, blue-faced one, but I believe that sphere belongs to us."

"Yeah… well… deal with it!" Drakken shouted. "Shego, drive!" The hover car zoomed closer to Drakken's lair.

"Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way," Raimundo said. "Just the way I like it. Ruby of Rhamses!" He held up a small ruby which shot a beam of energy at the hover car, pulling it back toward them.

"How is he doing that?" Drakken shouted.

"Don't know, don't care," Shego said. She turned around and fired an energy blast at Rai. He jumped onto Dojo's tail and avoided the blast, causing the hover car to move sideways. "Whoah!" Shego just barely managed to stay inside the car.

Deep in the jungle, Jack turned around. "This looks like my chance! The monks are keeping that guy busy! All I have to do is use the Shroud of Shadows to get past them, and I'll have the Orb of Concealment! I rule! Shroud of Shadows!" Jack wrapped the black cloak around him and flew back toward the hover car. "Good thing I've always got spare parts for my helipack… Who says I'm not a genius?"

A few miles off, Kim was being transported in Mr. Nakasumi's private jet. "So, Nakasumi-san. You think somebody is watching you?"

"Yes. I've had the strangest feeling for a while now," Nakasumi-san answered. "It's rather ominous. It's as if somebody is watching my every move."

"Maybe you're just paranoid," Ron suggested.

"Ron! Remember the last time Nakasumi-san thought he was in trouble? It led to Drakken almost conquering the world!" Kim shouted.

"Wow, sorry, Kim. Didn't think it'd be that big of a deal." Ron was surprised that Kim had gone off like that.

"Sorry, Ron, but that whole Little Diablo thing kinda freaked me out. I don't want Drakken to do something like that again." Ron was silent after that comment.

"We have reached the destination, Possible-san," Ms. Kyoko said as she walked into the room.

"Thanks, guys," Kim said. She and Ron activated their jetpacks and jumped out of the plane.

What they saw outside was a crazy battle between the Shaolin warriors and Shego. All of them were jumping around from treetops, to the hover car, to the back of the dragon.

"AAAAAAAH! Dragon!" Ron screamed. He covered his eyes and his jetpack went out of control.

"Kim Possible! What is she doing here?" Drakken shouted. Omi, Clay, Raimundo, and Kimiko looked up at Kim and Ron, wondering who these people were.

By this time, Jack Spicer had snuck up behind Drakken. He would have gotten the Orb of Concealment if his helipack hadn't given him away. "Who's there?" Drakken shouted as he turned around. The Shroud of Shadows fell off, allowing everybody to see Jack.

"Um… hi, everybody!" he shouted. He was greeted by utter silence. "Um… I'll just be going now…" He grabbed the Shroud of Shadows and flew toward Drakken's lair.

"Him again? Where does he think he's going?" Drakken asked himself. "Shego, follow him!"

"I'd love to, but those guys still have a hold of the car!" Shego said.

"Wait a minute… I've got an idea!" Drakken exclaimed. He picked up the sphere and shouted, "Orb of Concealment!"

"How did he figure out how to use it?" Kimiko asked her friends. A cloud of darkness enveloped the entire group, allowing Drakken and Shego to escape to the lair. When the light returned, Kim, Ron, and the monks were all by themselves. Kim caught Ron and landed on the back of Dojo.

"What just happened?" Kim asked. She looked around at everybody.

"Um… do we know you?" Rai asked.

"I know who she is! You're Kim Possible, aren't you?" Kimiko asked. "I've been to your website! You're awesome!"

"Thanks," said Kim. It was always interesting to meet fans. "So… if you guys could explain what just happened?"

"I'll tell you what just happened! That blue person stole a Shen Gong Wu from us! He probably doesn't even know what Shen Gong Wu are!" Omi exclaimed. "Oooh, as if Jack Spicer and Chase Young weren't bad enough."

"Wait a sec… what are Shen Gong Wu?" Kim asked.

"I reckon Master Fung'd be able to explain things," Clay said in his Texas drawl. At this time, Ron woke up and found himself on Dojo's back.

"DRAGON!" he shouted. He fainted again.

"What's his problem?" Dojo asked as they flew to the Shaolin temple.