It's a Knux Life!
By Zuki the Chao
Author's note (i.e. The random babbling that a fanfiction author puts at the start of a story to whine and/or annoy the reader!)
Old timers may remember a story with a title like this one, written by a little weirdo named Zuki the Chao. It got pulled off quite some time ago, and was forgotten for eons, until Zuki-chan came across it in the form of a Floppy disc. I decided to touch it up a little, and so here it is! My first ever fanfiction, full of Knuckles adoration and an incredibly OOC Sonic!
Yes! "It's a Knux Life", now with milder swearing, less sense, and just a smidge more of grammar and important coolness like that!1!1!one!
Chapter one
Opening scene is Angel island, in front of the Master Emerald. Come on, all Knuckles fan-stories start there!
Knux: -Is sitting in front of the emerald- Doo doo doo...
-Yawns, then his ears prick- What's that? Dodges behind Master Emerald
(A faint "Sonic Sonic" sound is getting louder and Louder and LOUDER, until Sonic the hedgehog comes into view. Big surprise, hey!)
Sonic: -Looks vacantly into the Master Emerald- Ooh... Shiiiiiny…
Knux: -Shakes head- Oh brother! Why are you here, Sonic?
Sonic: Uh… I dunno.
(Suddenly a very large, and very ugly, space ship lands on Angel island)
Sonic: Ooh! Eggman's head!
Knux: Dr. Eggman!
Sonic: Huh? Oh! Knuckles! What are you doing here?
Knux: -Sweatdrop- What happened to your brain, Sonic?
Sonic: Dunno.
(The spaceship opens to reveal Eggman, Metal Sonic and...)
Knux: ...Rouge! What are you doing here with Eggman! Again!
Rouge: I'm helping him steal your Emerald, duh. -Folds arms-
Sonic: Duh... Hi Rouge!
Rouge: -Sweatdrop- ...Hi Sonic?
Knux: -In disbelief no dah- But… Rouge... I don't understand?
Rouge: -Bats her eyelids- It's perfectly simple, though your tiny brain doesn't seem to be able to figure it out.
You won't leave that stupid Emerald, so I've decided to steal it. Again. As this is the plot of many Knuckles fanfictions. Often.
Sonic: I'll stop you Eggman!
Eggman: Sure... You'll never defeat me! You've defeated me the last time, and the time before that, but I'll beat you this time! Yosh!
Metal Sonic: -Flexes claws and readies for battle, glaring-
(While they are fighting, Sonic's crap Chao Sonic Junior., which is an angel Chao with a skunk tail, picks up the Master Emerald and takes it to a conveniently placed teleporter set for 8 random zones and smashes it on there. This is a shred of plot, folks!)
Knux: -Looks just in time to see the Chao do this- Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Sonic: Ooh! 21 O's and 18 exclamation marks!
Eggman: -Mind boggles, yo- Sonic, your crappy Chao just shattered the Master Emerald and all you can think about is O's and exclamation marks!
Sonic: Yeah! And tree stumps too! They're so cool!
Sonic jr.: -Sucks Thumb-
Metal Sonic: -Sweatdrop-
Rouge: Well, I'm sure WE can find them huh doctor?
Eggman: Who said We? You and Mecha go!
Rouge: Huh? Why not you?
Eggman: ...because I can't walk that far!
Rouge: -Rolls eyes- Take your Transporter, or your mech, or something!
Eggman: I can't be bothered to... I'll meet you later, now go! Go, bright children!
Rouge: -Stares at Eggman- Fine! Come on Metal Sonic! -Grabs him by the hand/claw/whatever, as she's about to fly off-
Mecha: ... -Stares at Rouge-
Knux: -Glares- Rouge, Mecha can fly perfectly well too, he is a robot!
Mecha: -Glares at Knuckles-
(They fly off)
Eggman: Mwahahahahahaaah! -Walks into the side of his ship- Ow...
(Eggman's ship departs. Bye Eggman!)
Knux: ...well, come on Sonic! We have to save the Emerald!
Sonic: Why?
Knux: Because Eggman will take over the world if he gets it!
Sonic: Why?
Knux: Because he's an evil tub of lard!
Sonic: Why?
Knux: Just because, Sonic.
Sonic: Why?
Knux: -Vein pops- IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I'LL KICK YOUR LITTLE ASS!
Sonic: Why?
Knux: -Punches Sonic-
Sonic: Ow. You're so violent, Knuckles.
Knux: Idiot.
(Knux drags sonic to the convenient teleporter and they blink out of sight)
Will they save the Master Emerald? Where the Hell is Tails? Do we care?
Find out all in the next episode of "It's a Knux life!"!
Sonic: 30 !'s! Imagine that! 30 twee thumps! -Drools-
Well, that's the first one. I hope you guys like it. I'm sure your grammar will be trying to stab you for reading all the way through this chapter, but hey, no one listens to good grammar nowadays, anyways. Is there anything in particular you'd like to see in chapters to come? The "Sonic Sonic" thing is from "Sonic the Hedgehog", when you get a life, I think. I always got a laugh out of that. Also, is being retarded about Asterixes, so that's why the less conventional method of indication actions is being used for now. Tell me if I missed any.
Bei Bei!
Zuki