Ridiculous, but apparently needed, Statement of the obvious: I don't own Naruto. Obviously. This should be assumed, as this is on a site for fan fictions. But apparently it needs to be stated. T..T (dumbass glare smiley)

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Sakura smiled evily as she held a mysterious vial in her hand. The liquid inside was tinged a redish purple, not unlike the colour of blood, and fizzing. It was a so called love potion, the recipe for which she had taken from Tsunade.

She jumped over the fence between women's and men's hotspring and snuck behind a bush.

Cha!!! Roared inner Sakura. With this, Sasuke can't deny me!

She giggled mercilessly as she poured it into the water, where Sasuke was headed. All it needed was one touch….. well, you get the idea. She'd added the special touch needed to make sure that it would be her that he fell in love with; a small lock of her hair. The vial was empty, although still stained with the red potion.

Suddenly, Sakura heard voices. She jumped, afraid, and left the hot springs. In the morning, she would see the fruit of her painstaking labour.

Day dawned on the leafy village. Sakura ducked into go meet her team early that morning, and slipped on her sandals with renewed, care free vigor. As she left, she was whistling cheerily.

Soon, a familiar voice spoke to her.

"Good morning Sakura-chan! Wanna go on a –"

"No," she said simply, cutting off Naruto. Same old, same old. He just never gave up, did he?

She kept walking, and he followed her, pleading.

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

My, how the blonde kid was persistent that day. "Yes."

"Really?"

"No! Shut up, baka. I said no several times already. Just give up."

"Hmph," he sighed, defeated.

Soon they were at the training grounds. Surprisingly, Kakashi was waiting for her.

"Good morning, you two; I see you've found her! You're looking quite nice this morning, Sakura!"

"Uh…. Thanks, sensei…" That was confusing. She ignored it, though. Kakashi could be quirky at times, anyway.

There was a brief pause.

"So where's Sasuke?"

"Who cares?" shot Naruto quickly.

She glared at Naruto, "You mean, who care's about you!" And she stuck her tongue out at him.

"Is that some sort of invitation, Sakura-chan?" he said naughtily.

She growled and punched him a good one. "Pervert! I knew it was a bad idea for you to train under Jiraiya!"

Giving up, she stomped away. However, not fast enough to hear Kakashi say to a bruised Naruto:
"It was worth the try..."

There is something seriously wrong here!

Well, here's chapter one…. Just getting started on something silly…. I'll edit this later, maybe, but I'm keeping this chapter short because it's kinda an intro… :P Meh. Randomness anyway.