"I'm Bored." Mew Groaned.

"What if we do the contest, ya know like we were supposed too."

The Pumpkingking looked at the forth wall, frowning.

"Hey i'm a Elmo." A Gigantic red Creature stood above em.

"Who tf are you?" They both said in unison.

"I literally said i was Elmo but let me introduce myself, i am Thomas Ervin Felmor and i'd like to join whatever this is."

Mew and The Pumpkingking looked at eachother then to Him.

"Why tho?"

Thomas Shrugged.

"You're on!"

Mew looked and a boat was coming with the new cast.

"And here is our Cast!" Mew smiled.

"Finally..." PKK deadpanned.

A Magby was excited and shit, a small worm like Weedle near A Machop flexing and a Vulpix!

"Welcome, Magby, Weedle, Machop and Vulpix!"

A Small Hippo was seen near, a yellow thing, a bug that seemed to like beds and a iceberg like creature.

"Hippo the Hippopotas, Elekid, BB the Nincada and Bergmite!"

A electric plasmatic ghost, a fucking moth, a purple small child and large bipedal fox with a dress.

"Rotom, Mothim, Smoochum and Dhelphox!"

A purple balloon with yellow hearty hands, a pair of fucking keys, a large metal ant that seemed to be fighting with a fire anteater.

"Drifloon, Klefki, Durant and Heatmoar!"

What appeared to be a anchor, a very large purple scorpion, a small bipedal blue puppy, and a sexy lizard.

"Dhelmise, Drapion, Riolu and Salazzle!"

A large rock with a bushy mustache he seemed to be eyeing the females, a bipedal animal with blonde hair, a floating metal thing and a hand?

"Probopass, Trump the Gumshoe, Mel the Beldum and Handy! Now with Handy lets bring some newbies."

A literal Human baby was crawling near it a Battle Droid eyeing everyone, another battle droid close to his side.

She seemed giddy and exited.

The Male Battle Droid glared at her and she calmed down a bit.

"Hey you forgot us!"

A small sneak like thing spoke

"I don't mind!" A turtle rock spoke.

"ugh yes the newbies, Baby, Janitor and OOM along with Dunsparce and Shuckle."

They all smiled, well all but Janitor who crossed his droid arms.

"Now how about we make this boring show actually interesting and bring some veterans!" Mew signaled behind her and Three Pokemon appeared.

One a Egg, One Sleep and One a Chandelier.

"Welcome back, Togepi! Munchlax and Chandelure!"

"I am sooo pumped this is gonna rule!" Togepi smiled.

Chandelure flipped her shiny red flame and Munchlax snored.

The Boat arrived at Mew's Newer Island.

"Welp it's time for this cringy intro to start in, Mew's Newer Island!"

Mew Yelled and revealed her old island in a birds eye view.

(Intro- I'll get this over with so i dont have to do it again...)

[Cameras come out from many hidden and nostalgic locations ready to record anything that comes near.]

[The point of view throws us towards the top of a Cliff way bigger than 100 feet then we dive headfirst into the sea, scoring in the 5 points zone!"]

Hey Mum and Dad i am doing fine,

You guys are always on my mind.

You asked me what i wanted to be... and now i think the answer is clear to see,

I wanna be famous!

[A sleeping Munchlax is first visible when the bubbles clear, a Togepi using him as a raft and laughing a bored Chandelure following them grumpy, cover in some purple goo, in the land a Heatmoar and a Durant are savagely fighting, a Riolu and Dhelmise talking and a Machop flexing smug as hell.]

I wanna live close to sun,

So go pack your bags, 'cause i've already won,

Nothing to lose, everything in my way...I swear i'll get there one day.

Cause, i wanna be famous!

[A Weedle, Klefki, Bergmite, Salazzle, Hippo and Rotom seemed to be harassed by a Probopass, even when Drapion stepped up, Dhelphox and Trump talking with Mel, Janitor and OOM, Janitor seemed bored. Dunsparce seems worried while Shuckle seemed pumped!]

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na.

[Outside Drifloon was flying, The Baby crawling and Handy making sure it stayed safe, inside the mess hall Pumpkingking and Thomas made whatever the fuck that stew was, Mothim, BB, Magby and Elekid were tied by ropes and they all looked pretty fucking scared.]

I wanna be, i wanna be, i wanna be Famous~

[Outside the mess hall a snobby Smoochum was seem posing with a Vulpix before the camara quickly switched to the Campfire ceremony were Mew was smiling with A plate of Oran Berries.]

I wanna be, I wanna Be, I wanna Be Famous.

[It was now night time and there was a bon fire ceremony all the previous characters sitting in either logs or bean bags, Pumpkingking and Thomas stood near a grinning Mew behind her a Sing that said Welcome to Mew's Newer Island!]

*Whistles*

"Congrats New that was Gayer than last time." Chandelure smirked.

"Whatever Emo...This is the game, You all had to apply to join here and have been accepted for the chance to win Two Million Poke!"

Mew Yelled happily.

"Wasn't it One Million Poke?" Magby asked.

"Yes. It was. One Million It Is Then."

Almost everyone glared at Magby.

"You will all participate in a series of challenges in two teams, until the inevitable point of The Merge, Some of you may die, And that's Hilarious! We'll have our interns pick up your remains." Pumpkingking signaled the interns.

"This isn't what i had in mind..." Thomas frowned.

"OMG i so did not sing up for this!" Suicunte was outraged.

"It's in your contract~" Mew grinned.

"It's okay Suicune just until we pay your debt..." Ninetails spoke soothingly.

"Goob Goob!" A Blue GoobGoob Goobed.

"Yo i can clean shit with my hands? Rad~" Foe chuckles.

"This is humiliating..." Gardevoir spoke as he wore a french maid outfit, "Tell me about it!" Joltik complained. "I don't have hands." Palpitoad giggles.

Cryogonal deadpanned and Psyduck glared at him.

"They are all our interns, most of em are doing it as forced labor others just joined for no reason oh well! Who goes unpaid is them not us~" Shurged Mew.

"The twist is that Each Challenge Two! People shall be eliminated, until the merge that is." PPK said.

Mew: We also Fixed confessionals made them more comfy clean and secretly, they are also soundproof aint that neat? So spill all your secrets here or just get something off your chest." Mew was sitting crossed legs in the confessional.

"So what will our first challenge be? Drop from Cliff Die Dive again?" Magby seemed bored.

Mew frowned "It was gonna be that but since you decided to be a loud mouth i decided to make a new challenge now, Thanks Magby."

Even more people were glaring at Magby, he gulped.

Magby: I have the feeling people dont like me very much huh..." Magby looked at the Camara.

"This Challenge is called Oval Run Round!" Mew smiled.

"W-" Magby spoke but Elekid covered his mouth.

"Shut Up Already." Elekid frowned.

"As i was saying run around the island and shit the first two that pass the finish line if running around the island get too pick the teams! Good Luck Everyone! And GO!" Mew blew her trusty whistle.

They Began to Run.

"Who will pass first and be able to pick the teams? what is the deal with those battle droids and that elmo thing and will cancer hurt less than a kick in the balls-"

"Or Boobs dont misgender us!" Smoochum said.

"Boo."

Pumpkingking spooked her away. She ran away scared.

"...Find out on the next Episode of Mew's Newer Island!"

"That's still pretty gay."

(Review if you want?-Liz)