Girls Weekend Escape!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of that Stephenie Meyer does, but I am glad that we can have fun with the characters!
Summery: Side story, of events that came from a game. Me and my friend play this game on yahoo messenger and this is what we do. Its like role playing in chats. She is Seth and I am almost everyone else!
A/N: This story follows the same rules as the {Emmett's Side Stories} Its from the same Game, if you have yet to read I hope that you will they are a lot shorter than this one but so funny with more fun events. As this story goes on there will be characters that are not from the books that are also unknown to Seth and Bella so when they come into play they won't be given names right away (If at all) and since this is mostly a dialog chat there won't be good descriptions of places and people. Although the characters may not have names as their roles in the story continue their personalities show out and the longer a character is in this story the better chances are that they do end up with a name. Read and you'll understand.
{Ch1 Emmett Is Pissed}
Seth came walking in to the Cullen house and found Edward sitting in the living room. Seth came over to find Emmett after a visit with her family.
Seth: How is my Baby?
Edward: Sitting around ... I think he's ok.
Seth: Ask him for me please?
Edward: Ok ... Hey Emmett how are you?
Emmett: Huh? (Pokes his head around the corner) What do you want! (Angry glare at Edward)
Edward: He's ok!
Seth: Emm what's wrong? Why are you so mad?
Edward: He's just mad at me that's all. (Shrugs)
Seth: Why what happened?
Emmett: SETH? HI, Love you! (Points to Edward) That thing is a freak!
Seth: (Takes Emmett's face in her hands) Be nice and tell me what's wrong.
Edward: You did it, not me.
Emmett: (Sighs) ... He took me to ... well that's not important. He pissed me off that's all.
Edward: Ha! ... You started it boy!
Seth: Why wont you tell me Emm?
Emmett: Umm, well see I can't! But really its his fault so it doesn't matter.
Edward: Ha ... You keep saying that.
Seth: {Gets up and walks over to the chair and acts sad}
Emmett: I didn't ... but Seth? ... and now she's hurt!
Seth: (Thinks) What the fuck happened? (turns to Emmett)Some one will get hurt if you don't tell me!
Bella: (Storms into the room) EMMETT! ... If you bring it up again I WILL HURT YOU!
Edward: Sorry Bella! Seth asked him.
Bella: Oh, hi Seth!
Emmett: Babe, really Bella said I couldn't talk about it anymore ... ask her!
Seth: What the hell is going on Belly?
Bella: Emmett got bored so Edward took him some place. When they came home Emmett crashed THROUGH the door, it was still closed and then knocked over the couch and turned the table into a pretzel and I was trying to sleep! ... He did say that he would never be bored around Edward again but that's all he would say so I told him to NEVER bring it up again.
Emmett: So I can't talk about it REALLY!
Edward: {Chuckles}
Emmett: It wasn't all that bad Bella?
Edward: Yes, yes it was Emm ... Esme loved that table! You know she's gonna kill you now. (Laughs) Yeah but it was fun for me at least!
Seth: That sounds like he got drunk!
Edward: No ... not drunk ... just really pissed off.
Emmett: YOU DID IT! (Glares at Edward)
Seth: Emmy, why were you so pissed!
Emmett: HIS FAULT ... can't say... BELLA?
Edward: {Chuckles}
Seth: That's what I want to know. I don't care about the other stuff. I just want to know how he got so pissed?
Bella: Well ... Edward tell her but Emmett keep you trap shut. If you can't stop saying "his fault" I'm gonna scream! Its annoying!
Edward: Sorry Sis. ... Sorry Bella! ... The place I took him to was the main cause of his anger and I can't say where that is.
Emmett: See! He is still getting me into trouble. YOU SUCK! Its your fa...
Bella: (Glared at Emmett and he shut up) EMMETT SHUT UP!
Seth: I leave Emm for 1 day and this happens!
Edward: Yep, well mostly I was getting sick of the "I'm bored" crap so I did this! Now he won't ever be bored again or at least he won't be telling me!
Seth: God, what happened to watching a movie and stay out of trouble Emm?
Edward: The movie bored him ... and I was frustrated by him wining.
Seth: {Puts her head in her hands}
Emmett: Well I fixed everything and its all over now ... I'm still pissed with HIM but its all in the past. No problem.
Seth: Apparently not cause you bit his head off for asking something FOR ME, by the way.
Emmett: I didn't know it was you. ... He hasn't stopped bugging me since we got back. I snapped, SORRY! I HATE HIM!
Bella: DO NOT!
Edward: Yes he does. (Laughs) For the moment anyway.
Seth: No you don't, you cant hate your family.
Emmett: HE IS NOT MY family ... not now.
Bella: EMMETT?
Edward: No its ok ... he'll get over it.
Seth: EMMETT DALE CULLEN DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT!
Edward: Seth really its ok. ... Trust me it happens about every 3 years or so it never lasts too long.
Emmett: It will this time.
Seth: I don't care ... EMMETT I SWEAR!
Bella: Edward, She's right he can't say that.
Emmett: (Sighs) FINE! I won't say it again.
Seth: (Sits on the couch and pouts then thinks) This will work.
Emmett: {Turns back to the window and glares at the glass}
Bella: Oh great! ...What ever. I'm going to watch the movie again.
Edward: Ok, Love!
Seth: {Wraps her arms around Emmett and makes some monkey noises}
Emmett: {Sighs ... chuckles}
Seth: You cant stay mad with me here, can you?
Emmett: No ... not really.
Edward: {Chuckles}
Emmett: (Glares at Edward but then relaxes and pulls Seth onto him lap by the window) Sorry SETH!
Seth: (Makes more monkey sounds but squeals when Emmett pulls her on his lap) Emmett?
Emmett: (Chuckles) Did you NOT want me to pull you down Seth? (wicked smirk)
Seth: No just … wasn't ready to be pulled. (Laughs)
Emmett: (Wiggles with his eye brows still smiling) I know (laughs)
Seth: {Pushes Emmett over and pins him, with a chuckle}
Edward: I'm so going over to play my piano to drown you out.
Seth: Sorry Eddie bear!
Edward: Oh don't mind me (Walks to the piano) I'm fine here.
Emmett: Ha! ... You can't stand it. What ever!
Bella: (Runs in the room and jumps to sit next to Edward) You're playing!
Edward: (Laughs lightly) Yes I am.
Seth: Have you tried learning that one song you wanted me to sing with you? Well Edward, how about the song you wanted me to sing with you?
Edward: Of course, I have it done. Want to try it out?
Seth: Sure.
{The song notes changed perfectly and the new song starts to play}
Seth: {Starts to sing}
Emmett: DAMN! Great voice!
Seth: {Singing} Meet me after dark again and I'll hold you.
Bella: Yeah, really nice Seth.
Seth: Thanks, oh I learned that song Edward!
Edward: Yeah ... good!
Seth: The one on guitar.
Edward: That's great ... go get it.
Seth: I just hopes it sounds how I thought it should.
Emmett: Guitar?
Seth: {Runs upstairs and grabs her guitar}
Edward: It should sound great ...
Emmett: WHAT GUITAR?
Bella: {Laughs}
Seth: This one silly. Edward gave it to me.
Emmett: You play?
Edward: Yes, very well.
Seth: Edward taught me how (Laughs again)
Emmett: REALLY ... COOL play something!
Seth: {Stars to play}
Bella: (Laughs) Emmett you sound like you're a 5 year old!
Emmett: BUT, BUT SHE'S GREAT! (He jumps up and down clapping)
Edward: Nice ... keep practicing and soon you can play much harder songs!
Seth: (Changes into another song) Well you done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted I fell right through the cracks now I'm trying to get back … (keeps singing and playing)
Edward: {Play along with a nice harmony background on the piano}
Bella: Nice.
Emmett: COOL!
Seth: Open up your mind and see like me open up your plans and damn your free!
Emmett: Good song.
Edward: Nice work playing.
Seth: Listen to the music of the moment maybe sing with me a la peaceful melody. (Stops singing) Oh! Edward dose this sound right? (plays the cords for smoke on water)
Edward: Yes ... its sounds much better now.
Emmett: wow.
Bella: Nice Seth!
Seth: Thanks. Hey Emm?
Emmett: Yes?
Seth: (Starts to play another song) I was ride in shot gun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car.
Emmett: {Laughs}
Seth: He had one hand on the steering wheel the other on my heart. I look around turn the radio down. He says baby is something wrong? I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a song and he says our song is the slamming screen door sneaking out late tapping on your window…
Emmett: {Sings that part with Seth while Bella giggles at him}
Seth: When were on the phone and your talk real low cause its late and your momma don't know. (Laughs while singing)
Emmett: I'll only sing the chorus with you.
Seth: Hey Emm? You remember that song I like you singing?
Emmett: Yeah?
Seth: {Starts playing Beautiful Soul on guitar then Emmett Starts to sing}
Bella: Awww!
Edward: Nice Bro. ... So Not your song (Laughs)
Bella: Edward be nice! Emmett its sweet.
Seth: Yes it is.
Emmett: {Keeps singing but in between lines sticks his tongue out at Edward}
Seth: I love it! (Laughs and keeps playing)
Bella: {Giggles while Edward plays the back grounds}
Seth: {Stops playing and puts the guitar behind her back}
Emmett: Ahhhh ... come on ... Play?
Seth: {Walks over to Emmett and kisses him} You are too cute!
Emmett: {Kisses Seth back}
Seth: But if you insist.
Emmett: Thanks.
Seth: {Starts playing Barbie Girl}
Emmett: ... (Laughs) I walked into that.
{Everyone laughs}
Edward: Nice Seth!
Seth: Edward can teach me and I can teach you! If you want Emm?
Emmett: Yeah ... you probably would be better than IT anyway.
Seth: Hey he is teaching me, so he is a good teacher.
Emmett: But he can't teach me.
Seth: Before I couldn't play a note to save my life.
Emmett: But you're a fast learner ... and you like him.
Bella: (Sighs) ... Emmett?
Seth: {Sings Don't Be Stupid}
Emmett: Ok, I'm done.
Seth: {Sings Boys Are Stupid Throw Rocks At Them}
Bella: (Laughs) Nice!
Seth: {Gets up on the piano and starts to act like a rock star}
Bella: Hey easy … don't brake his piano, PLEASE!
Emmett: (Laughs loudly) She won't chill Bells!
Edward: (Laughs) ... Just don't jump ok.
Seth: (Yells) Stage dive (as she laughs)
Emmett: (Glares at Edward) Seth! ... careful!
Bella: (Giggles) ... Who's worried now Emm?
Seth: I wasn't gonna do it.
Edward: Yes you were!
Seth: {Laughs}
Bella: {Giggles}
Seth: {Starts to play a slow melodic melody. Sits Indian style on the piano}
Edward: {Plays with Seth's melody}
Seth: Who can say where the road goes, where the day flows only time. De da, da day de da, da day. Who can say why the heart cries when your love lies.
Emmett: {Sighs}
Seth: What's wrong? Don't you like the song?
Emmett: Nothing ... YES! Its pretty when you sing it!
Seth: But you seem like it makes you sad!
Emmett: Nope. I'm fine! Keep going.
Seth: Ok, I have another song that will make you all laugh.
Edward: {Chuckles}
Seth: {Starts to play and sing Dead Puppies}
{Everyone laughs at the song}
Seth: There! Everyone is happy now.
Edward: Of course (Laughs)
Seth: Good! {Goes and puts the guitar away and comes down with a tight tank top on}
Emmett: (Smiles) Wow NCE!
Seth: Thanks. Hey Belly?
Emmett: NO ... Thank you!
Bella: (Laughs at Emmett) Yes?
Seth: Come here please?
Bella: (Walks over) What's up?
Seth: (Whispers something to Bella) Don't that sound like fun?
Bella: Hmmm tempting but… ?
Seth: But?
Bella: Is it right ... I mean for us to do it? OH, who cares, LETS DO IT!
Seth: Woo hoo!
Bella: {Giggles}
Seth: (Laughs) Vegas!
Emmett: (Jumps up very confused) WHAT?
Bella: (Laughs) Umm Yeah!
Seth: To the fun mobile!
Bella: Yes!
Seth: {Grabs the keys and runs to the car}
Emmett: Whoa, whoa, whoa ... WAIT!
Bella: (Tries not to laugh) What?
Emmett: (Blocks the car from moving) What the HELL do you think you're doing?
Edward: Emmett relax!
Seth: Going to Vegas to elope with Bella (Cracks up laughing)
Bella: Yeah so be happy for us Bro! Really its just a little fun.
Emmett: WHAT? ... You ... What?
Seth: {Presses on the gas} Now move!
Edward: Come on ... Let them have their fun Emm!
Bella: Wow ... (Giggles)
Emmett: You! ... Edward are you serious!
Seth: Come on! Let us go!
Edward: (Stands in to door way smirking) Yeah Why not? They get married and then you will be free to see other girls. FUN right girls? (Smiles a wicked evil smile at Seth)
Emmett: WHAT? (Glares more at Edward) HAVE YOU LOST IT?
Seth and Bella: {Giggle in the car}
Seth: Oh and the strip club for the after party!
Bella: I didn't think you would like this plan Edward?
Edward: Well I would say that Seth isn't that great for you but I can't lie that well So ... Have fun ladies!
Bella: {Giggles}
Seth: Awwww
Emmett: YOU? You HAVE lost it! EDWARD! SETH, you can't do this!
Seth: Are you saying that I'm not good enough?
Emmett ... What? NO ... Ummm NO ... I don't want to date anyone else. IF YOU'RE WITH BELLA then ... well what about ME!
Edward: (Sarcastically) Oh poor baby. (laughs)
Seth: {Gets sad} Aaaaawwwwwwwwwww! I'm not marrying Belly I was just playing around. I promise!
Emmett: Were not. (Gets sad but steps away from the car) Its ok, forget it just DRIVE!
Bella: Ahhhh ... poor Emmett?
Seth: {Starts to cry}
Edward: Now look what you did Emmett! She's crying.
Seth: All I wanted to do was have fun and now I feel guilty like a horrible girl friend.
Bella: Emmett … Great JOB! You're such a jerk!
Emmett: You're the one trying to take my only reason!
Edward: HEY! ... Back off Emmett! It was only a joke.
Seth: {Puts her head on the steering wheel and cries harder}
Emmett: Well what are you waiting for ... Drive! (Gets mad and runs into the house)
Edward: Emmett GET BACK HERE!
Bella: Uhh ... He did not JUST do that!
Seth: (Cries harder) I'm such a bad person!
Edward: Seth you didn't do anything wrong ... Emmett's acting like a jerk here not you!
Bella: Yeah, he knew it was a joke. THAT WAS TOO FAR!
Seth: I can't drive. I feel too bad.
Bella: Seth? (Yells at the house) EMMETT YOU JERK ... I hope you're DAMN happy now!
Seth: I'm such a bad girl friend.
Edward: (Runs to Seth) Sis don't let him upset you. Really its not worth it.
Seth: We can still go if you want to drive Belly.
Bella: Seth we can go if you want. I'm sure you want to get way from SOME jerks in the area! (Glares back at the house)
Seth: Do you want to drive Belly?
Edward: Seth ... Bella that's not a good idea girls.
Bella: Why should she stay? WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM … saying that to her! He knows how she feels and that was a LOW BLOW and you know it!
Edward: Seth? ... You know he didn't mean any of it!
Seth: Yes. Sure
Edward: Seth?
Seth: {Wipes tears away} You still wanna go Belly?
Bella: Hell yes!
Edward: Girls?
Bella: NO! He wants to joke FINE! When he's done tell him we will be in Vegas!
Seth: Did you bring your cards?
Bella: In the back.
Edward: (Sighs and backs away from the car) Fine … but please be careful.
Seth: Ok.
Bella: Sure ... Whatever you say Edward!