Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations and terms, insensitively material and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The Quest for the Stick

Chapter 1: Another Newb

" A king, who was born in the east had arrived in the western kingdom that resting in the foothills of the mountains to united the two warring kingdoms when an evil had risen from the ground after falling from the star lit skies to turned the kingdom's populace into undead flesh eaters …..My greedy ways had almost caused the destruction of the world to take what was rightful mine by betraying my group of friends and warriors that I'd fought along with that the king had delivered the dragonshout upon me to stopped my soon be evil reign and path of destruction, and cured me along with the people from the undead curse that my former allies had decided to destroyed the scared relic and my heirloom by tossing into the sea. Now a new threat had arose from the east where our king was born to challenge our united forces and our king's rule during the festival of freedom to celebrates our freedom from the older kingdom while a new warrior priest must journey out through the lands to discovers his bloodline." ~ Princess Kenny of United kingdom of Zaron's journal entry.

One very mild morning had settled over the small mountain town that summer vacation had started for the youth of South Park that the young ones were once again their semi retired LARP game again, until it's another new kid, an young and handsome yet very quiet 10 years old African American boy who was wearing his gray hoodie and blue jeans with a gray baseball cap had moved into town with his mother and stepfather named Kareem Rogers, who had moved from Detroit that his stepfather had transferred to a new job in Colorado had stepped out of his new house to see his new town that is when he had came across a group of kids who are playing a game really similar to the Lords of Rings or Game of Thrones that the united army of Zaron is fighting against Clyde's Dark forces once again . Stan, Butters, Princess Kenny, Jimmy along with Tweek, Chris Donnelly, Token and others were leading the charge against Craig and his dark minions.

"King Douchebag, can go fuck himself!" Craig said as he was hiding behind a large tree.

"Really, Lord Feldspar that you knows evil sucks that evil never wins always?" Stan said as he was fighting the gingers that is when one of the gingers had stepped on Kareem's foot, where the young lad had cuffed one of the ginger with a right hard hook that the warriors of Zaron looks amazed that another potential warrior had came to their cause that the forces of darkness had flees after the Zaron army had overwhelmed them.

"Greetings, stranger that I'm Butters The Merciful that these young lads and lady over there are the members of The United kingdom of Zaron….So, what your name is, buddy?!" Butters said that Kareem just stood there looking really dumbfounded to what he had stepped into that he must make new friends in this new town.

"Man, we have another Dovahkiin on our hands you guys that he didn't talk until his second week in school?" Token whispered over to Chris, Jimmy, Stan and Tweek who had nodded in full agreement.

"My name is Kareem Rogers, which I'm new to this town after my stepfather had transferred to a new job here that we're originally from Detroit." Kareem quickly replied.

"Come, dude that you can plays with us that we're leading back to our council and castle?!" Stan added that Kareem had shrugged his shoulders that he walks with him. Meanwhile back at Kyle's house in the background where it was decorated in dark blue and sky blue banners with a gold dragon that King Dovahkiin AKA Douchebag was seated on his throne formerly the elf king's throne that the Grand Wizard and Elf king are his trusted advisors . Dovahkiin was still dressed in his battle garments minus his war paint and coffee can helmet unless in battle now adores a crown with a single ruby.

"Well…Well…Well…Look like we've another newbie in our amidst?" The Grand Wizard Cartman muttered under his breath when he had seen the newbie.

"Shut the fuck up, fat ass!" The Drow Elf king Kyle snapped back at him that Dovahkiin just sat there rolling his eyes at them.

"King Douchebag and our lords that we have a brand new recruit that he had singlehanded overpowered one of the gingers?!" Butters said in a nervous tone as he had stepped forward with Kareem, who was pretending to play along that he was hoping for someone to ask him to play the new Call of Duty with him or her instead.

"Just ignores the fat insensitive bastard over there that he likes to get under other people's skin a lot." Dovahkiin replied while he was remained seated on his wooden throne that looks like Game of Thrones one.

"Welcome to the United Kingdom of Zaron, Kareem that you've four classes to choose: Fighter, Jew, Thief, Mage and Priest that the latter choice is new that we had added?!" Cartman said along with a smile that had formed on his heavy plump lips that he was thinking something very ignorant to say , If Kareem had choose a certain one because Cartman is an asshole .

"Well, I'm going to take the priest class to show my wisdom then?" Kareem replied that he needs a costume that he was dressed in light brown monk robes with a hood with a red and a gold trim scarf, a silver Hammer of Thor necklace along with a black colored brushy beard plus a walking stick that he had a wooden sword struck between his rope belt. When all sudden he looks over at Princess Kenny was standing there that she was playing with her wig."Shall we journeyed into the downtown where the corrupted and inept knights, greedy shop keepers, homeless, fucking hippie stoners and lastly, the bitchy Lady Mayor who had the town had wrapped around her finger reside at."

"Don't mind, Kinny that he wants to be a princess again to redeems herself for the evil had overtaken her to betrayed us for a secret relic that she was rightful heir to?!" Cartman whispered to Kareem that he looks dumbfounded at that moment.

"King Douchebag, this priest is from the mitten kingdom that you're originally from?" Token added while Dovahkiin was quietly pacing that he had stopped in his tracks to looks at the newbie.

"So, that rumors of my court had said that you're from Michigan that I'm originally from Saginaw, and you're from, dude?" Dovahkiin asks as he turns around to looks at his new soldier that a hint of his unhidden Michigan accent can be still be greatly heard in his voice's tone after living in South Park in a year.

"Wow….A Sagnasty boy that I'm from Detroit, dawg." Kareem replied with a long smirk that had formed on his lips at that moment.

"Oh, shit you guys that the newb had say Sagnasty that I think that I can hear Douchebag's Grandpa Hughes having a big fit about someone saying Sagnasty back in Saginaw right now?!" Cartman added with laughter with Dovahkiin just stood there rolling his eyes at him.

"Dude, that latest new kid looks very familiar to me for some reason?" Stan whispered that Kyle looks very dumbfounded at him.

"Stan, we've the rest of the story to get through first to find who he is?" Kyle added as he was holding the little pirate king in his hands at that moment.

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Meanwhile in town at the same time….Cut to downtown of South Park, where a medieval fair was going on right now that all of the locals were taking their kids out to enjoy Family Day that most of them aren't paying attention to each others that they'd their eyes glued to their smartphones out through the whole time of the many family outings. Up in South Park City Hall in the mayor's office that Mayor McDaniels was standing by her main office's windows looking out of it that she has a lit cigarette wedged between her two fingers on her left hand that in silent that she is hoping that nothing strange will come across during the long holiday weekend. That is when her right handed man had came walking in the room that she had turned around to look at him.

"Mayor, I'd thought that you'd quitted, or using those vapor ones that you know that I hate you smoking!" Johnson said as he was setting a big pile of paper-filled folders on her desk that she just stood there rolling her eyes at him.

"For Christ's Sake, Johnson that this is the only way for me to combat stress that the stress ball that you'd gotten me , don't do shit for me at all, so, fuck you?!" McDaniels snapped back before relaxing after taking a couple of puffs from her cigarette before returning to her paperwork on figuring out on how to use the extra money that came from a tourism boost , due from the Nazi Zombie outbreak that happened last year had attracted the interest from zombie lovers, survivalists and gamers had arrived in droves .

"Geez, mayor that I'll be leaving right now." Johnson said, as he was quietly back out of the office while the mayor had taken her seat at her desk to work on the disaster fund budget, a few minutes later….That is when Officer BarBrady had arrived there in the office to see her, not for the town's business at all.

"What is it, George that you're here to ask having a romantic evening which it is a no that I've a lot to stuff to do to finalizing the town's disaster fund after we had gotten a sudden money flow from a tourism boost, due from our latest zombie outbreak and misfortunes along with helping Jimbo with Cow Days?!" McDaniels replied as she had stopped writing to look up at him after he had taken a seat in front of her.

"Annie, called that she like to see us babysits the grandkids for the night while she and Val go out on a romantic evening in Denver tonight, before Val ships out for his military training in a week." BarBrady replied.

"Oh, wait minute, why she didn't called me first…A night of spoiling the grandchildren which I love so much." McDaniels said along with a big smile had formed on her ruby- red shaded thin lips as she looks at BarBrady.

"She had thought that you were super busy with the preparations of The fourth of July's fireworks display and picnic this weekend, Mary." BarBrady replied.

Back outside where the fair was going on that the group of kids was out all in force that the grown townsfolk and other town children had stopped in their tracks to see the full costumed kids walking by them.

"I'd see that these kids are playing their Dudgeons and Dragons game again." The townsman one said.

"Well, at least they are staying out of trouble by keeping busy for the rest of summer?" The townsman two added.

"It seems that we're having a Medieval Times fair to run through the day of freedom from the kingdom of the old world weekend." Cartman said as he and the others were walking through the crowd that Dovahkiin was leading the charge.

"Well….Well…Well…It is the fighters of Zaron?" The lord of the darkness Clyde were standing on the memorial statue of Chef along with his right handed man, Lord Feldspar who was standing next to him looking not so amused at that moment.

"The dark lord, Clyde that we were wondering when you're going to show your ugly evil face yet, brah?" Cartman said that is when both Mayor McDaniels and Officer BarBrady were walking through to see what is going on before heading home for the rest of the night.

"Kids, you better not be fighting that I don't want to listen to complaints from the townsfolk about your play- pretend fighting tonight!" McDaniels said while she was standing there with her hands on her hips, giving a dark glare to them.

"No…. Madam Mayor that we aren't doing anything that we're having only hostile diplomacy, that is all…Good night, your honor and BarBrady?" Dovahkiin replied as the mayor was walking by while rolling her eyes at them.

"Yeah right, kid that I'm not stupid that I know that you're lying right now, but I'm not arguing with you about it at all!" McDaniels angrily muttered under her breath.

"Meow….That is our lovely bitchy Lady Mayor who has South Park under her finger." Cartman said that Kareem looks very dumbfounded at the statue that he had taken a picture of him as a baby with someone very familiar out of his pocket to look at the statute then back at his photo, before the others had noticed it that he had quickly tucked it inside his pocket.

"Dude, what was that I may ask?" Stan asks that Kareem had brushes him off with his normal silence.

"It is nothing to concern you at all!" Kareem said that he gotten on his defense mode real fast.

"To Be Continued"

Author's Notes: Originally , this fic was posted to be released after the final chapters to Another Alien Takeover Plot, and The Revenge of The Coon are completed , but the story have another idea ...Kareem is named after one of my best friends from school, and having a hard time choosing a city like Detroit or Memphis , the two cities of music as his hometown and continues to fill his background as the story goes on.