Hello readers! This is another story I had to write in English class. My teacher gave us a random title and we were to write a story to go with it. I was totally brain-dead when he gave us the topic "Why the Easter Bunny went mad." Then it came to me, NARUTO. My friend (solar knight) really thought it was funny so I hope you do too! Enjoy and please review!
To anyone that this might concern, what you are about to read is a written document that E.B. (Easter Bunny) wrote that he says "explains his utter madness". Well, we have nothing else to use to explain his madness, just his written document. For he was not born mad nor did he have madness in his blood. He was simply driven into madness. Now prepare yourself readers, for I am about to reveal to you what E.B. wrote to us, so I warn you for those who are on the edge of turning mad do not read this. For I must say his very story is enough to turn a person mad.
E.B.'s written document:
Well it was Easter morning and I just finished my egg hiding process. It was normal I swear! I had an amazing time; I hid little chocolates for all the little fat boys and girls. They huffed and puffed as they ran towards me, fat swaying back and forth. God it was orgasmic!
So going on, I was hopping along the little bunny path in the forest. I was headed to my rocket ship. For you all know I must blast off back to my home the moon, where me and my bunny slaves work hard creating awesome chocolate. As I hopped along the little bunny path I heard voices. I continued hopping. I could also hear the sound of leaves crumpling and the sound of animals in the trees. It was awfully scary for a little bunny!
"Ah! Finally I have reached my rocket ship!" I yelled out loud when I saw my cute little bunny rocket ship.
Then the scariest thing happened. I remember shouts and cries of people. Then I remember seeing three kunai being flung at me. I tried to hop away but the kunai came at me too quickly. I then remember the hard impact of my cute little self being hit upon the cold rough tree. I shut my eyes. I knew there were people around me but the pain was so intense that I couldn't hear what they were saying. I could feel the 3 kunai in my body. I had a kunai in each ear and one on my fluffy cotton ball tail. I then realized that I was pinned to the tree. I didn't want to open my eyes; I shivered from the feeling of my warm blood dripping down my bunny face. I let out a small whimper; I was in so much pain.
After a few minutes the voices became clearer and clearer. I slowly began to open my eyes. I wanted to see the culprits that harmed the pure and innocent E.B.! Before me stood 4 very odd looking people dressed in very odd clothing. He had never seen these people before. That was odd since he knew every person in the world. He was the Easter bunny for goodness sake!
How was that? It does get better! In the next chapter you get to see some of the shinobi! So please review! And remember to check out the next chapter I'll post it soon!