This is a very short retarded crackfic by The Your Mom Alchemist. So, with that, I don't own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, Riku wouldn't even own one shirt.

This story is AU. It is what would happen if instead of heartless attacking the islands, stick people did.

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Once upon a time, there was a person named Sora. Obviously. It's a Kingdom Hearts fanfic. He was simply walking down the beach at Destiny Islands. Then, out of nowhere, he saw a hideous monster. No, it was worse than a monster, it was... A STICK PERSON WITH A CAPE AND THREE HAIRS ON HIS HEAD!!! NOOOOO!!!!

Lightning crashed outside. This was too much. "God, this dream is getting to me." Stupid dreams of stupid stick people always on stupid stormy nights. He yawned. The clock read 3:02 a.m. and he was already wide awake. It's pointless to try and sleep, he thought to himself. With that, Sora got up and sat down at the table in the kitchen.

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Riku was awake too. Why? Ask him. "Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song, our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!" he started singing. Then he heard his phone ring. As he picked it up, lightning crashed. "Hello?"

"Hey, Riku, it's Sora. I had to tell you. I had the dream again. Meet me outside in front of the grocery store. Bye." "Umm... Okay...?" And he hung up.

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Kairi wasn't awake. She had no clue what was happening. So, she won't come into this yet.

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Sora was waiting impatiently for Riku to show up. Riku came finally and it was pouring rain outside, but not where they were. Right in front of the store, it was sunny and pleasant. Yes, even though it was 3:14 now.

"So, Riku, you decided it was a real emergency this time?" said Sora.

"No, I just didn't want you waiting three weeks until I came, like last time you called me about this." replied RIku, with a bit of sarcasm in his voice.

"Well, I had the dream again. The stick people are coming Riku, I know they are."

"You just go along knowing, then. I won't stop you."

"YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!"

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10 minutes later, the stick people came for them. The one with the cape came in the lead, and his henchmen were right behind him. Sora screamed, "I TOLD YOU!" as they ran away. Riku also screamed, but he screamed, "I'M SORRY! YOU WERE RIGHT!"

The stick people's leader, named Evil Stick Lord, shot a dark but shiny laser ray thing at them and they were immediately turned into stick people.