In honor of Halloween I decided to make this fanfic. It's a little nuts but I promise the end is going to be really cute. It's rated a little high because of the ending. I don't want to get in trouble.

Puppy Love

Chapter 1: New Roommate

Roy Mustang had no idea what to do. He found his way into central and into his office without anyone seeing his newly found form. "Damn sorceress." he grumbled sitting down at his desk. He heard someone open the door and jumped onto the desk.

"Hey little guy…what are you doing in here?" Havoc asked walking over to pick up the little puppy.

"Havoc please put me down." Roy muttered.

"AHHH!!!HOLY!!!" Havoc screamed dropping him. "Colonel…….. Mustang…? Is that seriously you?"

"yes, Havoc it is." Roy muttered. "I would appreciate it if you wouldn't drop me….it kind of hurts…"

Just then, the rest of the team came into his office after hearing havocs, oh so manly, scream.

"What's wrong Havoc?" Riza asked setting a stack of papers down on Mustang's desk.

"The colonel is-" havoc began to say when Roy cut him off.

"In a certain course of events, I have been turned into this." The puppy mustang said jumping on the desk.

"O MY GOD!" Breda screamed jumping on a table.

Riza's face was very pale and she slowly walked over to him. "H-how did this happen sir?"

"An Ishbalan claimed to be a holy woman, but she was a sorceress and she mocked me and turned me into this. She wasn't that powerful so I know I will change back, I just don't know when" The colonel explained looking at all of them.

"How are we going to-"Riza began to say but was cut off by a knock at the door. "I'm coming in!" The young alchemist said pushing open the door." Where's the colonel? He asked. "I need to report in."

"I'm here Ed, go ahead."

Ed starred for a minute in dead silence. "Huh?" He finally asked.

"I was changed into a dog by a sorceress on my last assignment." muttered Roy.

To there surprise Ed started to laugh hysterically. "Oh…my…god….." Ed gasped for air.

"Its not funny Fullmetal…."Roy's eye twitched.

"Well you always said you were a DOG of the military!" Ed cried out in laughter.

"Ed…." Riza grumbled. Reaching for her gun.

"Clam down, Hawkeye." Roy said. "Let him have his childish fun…."

This cut Ed off mid laugh.

"I mean he's to SHORT to be an adult." Roy prodded.

"Look who's talking! Mini Mustang!" Ed growled.

Roy glared at the young alchemist for a moment and the turned to his other subordinates. "So…who's going to take me to live with them till I turn back to normal?"

"Not me!" Ed said.

"Thank god." Roy said back.

Ed glared at him and muttered something about eating and left.

"Not me!" Breda said, still crouched on the table. "I hate dogs…."

"I'm not really a dog…" Roy muttered, deeply offended at being repulsed at for the first time in his life.

"Not me." Havoc said, turning to Hawkeye. "I'm not allowed to have dogs remember, I eat them."

Falman and Cane both shook there heads" We live in the dorms."

Hawkeye sighed "It's black Hayate all over again…."

"Well, you already have a dog so it should be natural if they see you with one. Just make sure he doesn't talk or anything…."Havoc laughed.

"Do you mind, Hawkeye?" Roy asked.

"I suppose it can't be helped." Riza sighed. "I'll take you there now sir. No need for anyone else to see you in this state."

Roy jumped off the table and followed her. She let him out first and then closed the door.

Havoc laughed to himself.

"What's so funny Havoc?" Cane asked.

"This should be interesting…" Havoc smirked. "Let's get back to work guys."

Opening the door to the house the first thing Roy noticed was how clean it was, nothing like his house.

"So…where do I sleep?" Roy said automatically, jumping onto her bed. Suddenly he heard a growl from the corner of the room. Next thing he knew he was starring at the pissed off face of Black Hayate

"Off boy!" Riza ordered, grabbing the young dog by the collar.

"Sorry about that sir." Riza apologized.

"You know you should stop calling me sir. What if someone over hears you calling your dog sir?" Roy asked.

"Right, what should I call you then?"

"Roy, of course."

"Hmmm….yes I suppose that would make sense." Riza said. "Ok, ROY! Off my bed!" She said pushing him off.

"HEY! I AM YOUR SUPERI-"

"No your not, remember? You're my dog. My dogs are not allowed on the furniture, so that includes you." Riza smirked. Roy had never seen this side of her before. It was obvious what she was doing, he'd obviously experienced it enough, and this was flirting.

"Sure, your dog isn't allowed but I'm not going to be a dog forever….." Roy smiled.

"Well you are now." Riza said, unaffected by his remark.

"Touché."

"So you have to sleep on the floor." Riza said, throwing down a pillow. "Now if you don't mind, I'm going out."

"Where?"

"A date." Riza said, taking her coat and walking out the door.

Well that's chapter one. I promise the next one will be a LOT better. This is just introducing the situation. The next chapter is where all the fun begins! XD! O and let me make this clear for all you twisted minds out there. NOTHING HAPPENS WHILE HES A DOG! IT'S A COMEDY PEOPLE! ahem So no being nasty and sick minded. Please R&R! Thanks for reading!