"C'mon you Gryffindor Pansy! Show me what you got!"
("Grrrr......he called me a pansy! Don't worry Oliver, just ignore him, breath in and out in and out") "I'm not fighting Malfoy. I'm late for quiddich practice."
"Oh, poor Wood. You act like quiddich is your life! God."
"Quiddich IS my life. Duh. Where have you been?"
"God, you quiddich pansy. Shut-up."
"Did you just call me a pansy? And you did not just tell me to shut-up. Did you?"
"So, what if I did!?"
Wood trampled Malfoy, and started to punch him, and started yelling at him and kept saying the same thing to Malfoy over and over- "Your dad's a death eater isn't he? He's in jail isn't he? Say it!" (And Draco would say it! LoL)
One girl, Kayla, a new exchanged student was walking with her friend, Erica, who too was an exchanged student. Kayla heard someone getting beaten up, and Erica heard it too. Both girls dropped their things and ran to where Wood and Malfoy were fighting. Wood yelled for Erica, telling her to- "go away cause he didn't want her to get hurt."
Erica and Kayla stayed where they were. Erica was determined to get the two to stop fighting.
"What time is it Kayla? Cause it seem's like it's about 7:30 or something, cause the suns just about set."
"Yeah, it's 7:45"
"God, these boys difficult. Will they ever stop fighting? What if Mcgonnagal cathches them? They're sure to be expelled. And what happends if- "
"Shush Erica. One of the teachers may hear."
"Oh, right."
Erica and Kayla planned a sneak attack to get the guys from fighting. Erica said that she would plan to get ahold of Wood, and she'd try to calm him down. Kayla said that she'd grab Draco and pull him at least 10 feet away, so they wouldn't fight.
Erica, well she bolted it to Wood and trampled on the two of them and Erica whispered in Woods ear:
"I bought you a firebolt. But if you really want it then you must listen. (It was as if Wood was in a gaze) walk over to that statue over there, and don't fight with Draco again, if you wan't the firebolt."
"Ok, I'll be good, I wont go near that freak."
"Ok, you and Draco, come with me and kayla, we need to get you to the nurse to have you taken care of."
Erica, Wood, Kayla, and Draco were walking down the hallway, and Erica noticed something weird. Like they were walking in circles or something.
"Hey guys, uhh, this doesn't look fimiliar. I don't think this is right."
"Well duh, we've been practically walking in circles. (Mumbles under breath, stupid mudblood.)
"Draco, just shut-up, you don't need to show off in front of Kayla, we already know that you like her!"
Draco blushed and Kayla looked down and smiled embaressingly.
Erica and Wood were walking ahead looking for a way out of this puzzle. A giant spider climbed onto Erica's leg and she screamed. Wood stepped on it and it splattered everywhere.
"Eww, that's sick." Erica said, looking at the squashed spider.
"Yeah, and half of it's on my shoe!" Wood said laughing.
The two of them started laughing, and were talking constantly together.
"Awww, isn't that sweet. They're holding hands." Draco said to Kayla.
"Uh, um, I'm not good at this stuff, like asking and all that, but I was wondering if you would like to hold my hand?" Draco asked Kayla, with the biggest puppy eyes, any girl had ever seen. (LoL)
"Sure, why not!"
"AHHHHH!!!" Draco and Kayla heard two screams coming from ahead. Kayla and Draco ran ahead to where they thought they heard the scream. They kept running and running.
"AHHHH!!" Both Draco and Kayla fell down a very deep hole, and when they got to the bottom, they fell right on their butts. (And from their condition i'd say it hurt!)
"Get offa me Draco!" Wood yelled.
Wood saw the look on Erica's face right after he said that, and remembered- firebolt.
"Uh, I mean, Draco, could you please get off of me?"
"I didn't mean you had to be that nice to him!"
"Yeah, I'll get off of you- you Pansy!"
Wood didn't say anything, he ignored Dracos somewhat rude remark.
The four of the were getting so bored just sitting there.
"Sorry guys but I feel a song coming on a- a - it's Hogwarts fault!" Wood screamed.
(Based on Blame Canada from South Park)
Wood: Time's have changed
Our rules are getting worse
They wont obey our questions
They just want to give us work!
Erica: Should we blame the government?
Kayla: Or blame society?
Draco: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Erica: What's TV?
Wood: No, blame Hogwarts!
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts!
Wood: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of charms
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts
Blame Hogwarts
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Hogwarts fault!
Erica: Don't blame me
For my owl Stan
He read the darn Book
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Draco: And my Dad once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Wood: Well, blame Hogwarts!
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Hogwarts came along
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts
Blame Hogwarts
Draco: My Dadda could've been a teacher or a train driver it's true (LoL)
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the teachers who allowed him to expire?
Wood: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts!
Blame Hogwarts
Erica and Kayla: With all their flippin' hubbabaloo
Everyone: Blame- no
Shame on Hogwarts
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Work and Magic
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!
"WOW" They all said togther.
"Where'd that come from?" Erica asked.
"I wanted to blame it on Hogwarts, and not on us."
"Blame Hogwarts!" Draco blurted out, laughing.
They all burst into tears of laughter.
("Grrrr......he called me a pansy! Don't worry Oliver, just ignore him, breath in and out in and out") "I'm not fighting Malfoy. I'm late for quiddich practice."
"Oh, poor Wood. You act like quiddich is your life! God."
"Quiddich IS my life. Duh. Where have you been?"
"God, you quiddich pansy. Shut-up."
"Did you just call me a pansy? And you did not just tell me to shut-up. Did you?"
"So, what if I did!?"
Wood trampled Malfoy, and started to punch him, and started yelling at him and kept saying the same thing to Malfoy over and over- "Your dad's a death eater isn't he? He's in jail isn't he? Say it!" (And Draco would say it! LoL)
One girl, Kayla, a new exchanged student was walking with her friend, Erica, who too was an exchanged student. Kayla heard someone getting beaten up, and Erica heard it too. Both girls dropped their things and ran to where Wood and Malfoy were fighting. Wood yelled for Erica, telling her to- "go away cause he didn't want her to get hurt."
Erica and Kayla stayed where they were. Erica was determined to get the two to stop fighting.
"What time is it Kayla? Cause it seem's like it's about 7:30 or something, cause the suns just about set."
"Yeah, it's 7:45"
"God, these boys difficult. Will they ever stop fighting? What if Mcgonnagal cathches them? They're sure to be expelled. And what happends if- "
"Shush Erica. One of the teachers may hear."
"Oh, right."
Erica and Kayla planned a sneak attack to get the guys from fighting. Erica said that she would plan to get ahold of Wood, and she'd try to calm him down. Kayla said that she'd grab Draco and pull him at least 10 feet away, so they wouldn't fight.
Erica, well she bolted it to Wood and trampled on the two of them and Erica whispered in Woods ear:
"I bought you a firebolt. But if you really want it then you must listen. (It was as if Wood was in a gaze) walk over to that statue over there, and don't fight with Draco again, if you wan't the firebolt."
"Ok, I'll be good, I wont go near that freak."
"Ok, you and Draco, come with me and kayla, we need to get you to the nurse to have you taken care of."
Erica, Wood, Kayla, and Draco were walking down the hallway, and Erica noticed something weird. Like they were walking in circles or something.
"Hey guys, uhh, this doesn't look fimiliar. I don't think this is right."
"Well duh, we've been practically walking in circles. (Mumbles under breath, stupid mudblood.)
"Draco, just shut-up, you don't need to show off in front of Kayla, we already know that you like her!"
Draco blushed and Kayla looked down and smiled embaressingly.
Erica and Wood were walking ahead looking for a way out of this puzzle. A giant spider climbed onto Erica's leg and she screamed. Wood stepped on it and it splattered everywhere.
"Eww, that's sick." Erica said, looking at the squashed spider.
"Yeah, and half of it's on my shoe!" Wood said laughing.
The two of them started laughing, and were talking constantly together.
"Awww, isn't that sweet. They're holding hands." Draco said to Kayla.
"Uh, um, I'm not good at this stuff, like asking and all that, but I was wondering if you would like to hold my hand?" Draco asked Kayla, with the biggest puppy eyes, any girl had ever seen. (LoL)
"Sure, why not!"
"AHHHHH!!!" Draco and Kayla heard two screams coming from ahead. Kayla and Draco ran ahead to where they thought they heard the scream. They kept running and running.
"AHHHH!!" Both Draco and Kayla fell down a very deep hole, and when they got to the bottom, they fell right on their butts. (And from their condition i'd say it hurt!)
"Get offa me Draco!" Wood yelled.
Wood saw the look on Erica's face right after he said that, and remembered- firebolt.
"Uh, I mean, Draco, could you please get off of me?"
"I didn't mean you had to be that nice to him!"
"Yeah, I'll get off of you- you Pansy!"
Wood didn't say anything, he ignored Dracos somewhat rude remark.
The four of the were getting so bored just sitting there.
"Sorry guys but I feel a song coming on a- a - it's Hogwarts fault!" Wood screamed.
(Based on Blame Canada from South Park)
Wood: Time's have changed
Our rules are getting worse
They wont obey our questions
They just want to give us work!
Erica: Should we blame the government?
Kayla: Or blame society?
Draco: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Erica: What's TV?
Wood: No, blame Hogwarts!
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts!
Wood: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of charms
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts
Blame Hogwarts
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Hogwarts fault!
Erica: Don't blame me
For my owl Stan
He read the darn Book
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Draco: And my Dad once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Wood: Well, blame Hogwarts!
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Hogwarts came along
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts
Blame Hogwarts
Draco: My Dadda could've been a teacher or a train driver it's true (LoL)
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the teachers who allowed him to expire?
Wood: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Hogwarts!
Blame Hogwarts
Erica and Kayla: With all their flippin' hubbabaloo
Everyone: Blame- no
Shame on Hogwarts
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Work and Magic
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!
"WOW" They all said togther.
"Where'd that come from?" Erica asked.
"I wanted to blame it on Hogwarts, and not on us."
"Blame Hogwarts!" Draco blurted out, laughing.
They all burst into tears of laughter.