Disclaimer: We, meaning Inu-ko 13 and I, Tsukikari Kitsune, do not own any of the characters or the manga they are from that may pop up in here. We would like to, but we don't.

A/N: This is a totally random story that Inu-ko 13 and I made up on the bus to a field trip. Warning: random characters from random manga/animes show up. It totally doesn't make sense. We had so much fun making it! May contain random Japanese words or sentences. There will be a list at the end containing all of the characters that show up in the chapter and what manga/anime they come from, and what the Japanese sentences mean.

Note: Andrea: Inu-ko 13, Lisa: Tsukikari Kitsune. (A/N:): is Inu-ko 13's or my thoughts, because we can't keep them to ourselves! They also might be reminders and other stuff we want to say.

Chapter 1-Lemon Pie

"…So…many…LEMONS! So much citrus! I can't get it out of my head! AHHHH!!!" is what Lisa thought as she took the lemon pie out of the oven. The scent of lemon assaulted he nose as she set it down to cool off. Suddenly, Andrea bounced into the room.

"Hello, Lisa! What's up?" she said with a not-so-subtle peppiness in her voice. "OOOH!! LEMON PIE!!" she exclaimed as she ran over to the pie.

"WAIT!" screamed Lisa as Andrea was about to pounce on the tempting dessert.

"What?" asked Andrea.

"Lemons!!" Lisa exclaimed, pointing at the pie. "You know what happens when you have lemons in you!"

"Oh. Well… I… um…PLEASE?!" begged Andrea. Lisa thought of a moment, scratching her head.

"Uhh… I don't know about this…"

"Please?" Andrea begged with puppy-dog eyes. Lisa was taken aback, not knowing what to do. The eyes made her want to let her have some, but she knew what would happen if she did. She broke down, making a motion for her to go ahead. She sighed as Andrea proceeded to take a piece and shove it into her mouth. "Aah… lemon…" she said with relief. She stood there for a moment, letting it invade her senses. Lisa braced for explosion with a very conveniently placed hard hat and full bomb gear. Andrea stood in place for a moment before a low ticking noise was heard, growing louder and louder by the second.

"What the-" Lisa started before a loud 'ding' was heard and Andrea's face turned goofy.

"Weee! LEMONS!!" she yelled as she ran in circles in the kitchen. Then, she suddenly stopped, and with her hands clapped together and one leg bent at the knee in the air she exclaimed off into nowhere with lemony love in her eyes, "Kyo, my lemony love, will you marry me?" Then she screamed with glee, and sang "Lemon, lemon, lemon, it's a yellow lemon wedding!" She danced around the room with nobody, and Lisa slapped her forehead.

"I knew this was going to happen…" she said quietly, with Andrea dancing around her. Lisa looked up to the heavens with an annoyed and pleading look and said to herself, "Why do I have to be so nice?" Just then, Andrea stopped dancing and fell to the ground with a thump. Lisa watched with amazement as she saw Shigure step out from behind Andrea and say,"You just have to poke her in the side, like Ritsu!"

"Oh yeah." Lisa said. "I forgot about that…" Shigure walked up to the pie.

"Ooooh! Lemon pie! So that's what she had that made her so hyper." He walked up to Lisa. "May I have some too?" he said hopefully.

"NO." Lisa responded bluntly.

"Aww… but-" started Shigure.

"I said no, and I mean no! I've had enough of- HEY!" Lisa yelled as Shigure ate a piece of pie quickly. She dove for him, but missed as he stuffed the piece in his mouth. "Hey! I told you not to…" she sputtered, then looked at Shigure in terror. Suddenly, yells of "HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, YOUNG AND PRETTY HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!" echoed in the kitchen. Lisa had had enough; she picked up a knife and… cut herself a piece.

"Might as well join them…" she said, defeated. As she was about to eat it, suddenly a scream came from the door.

"NOOOO! DON'T DO IT!" screamed the voice. Suddenly, Ichigo came into the door. "If you do that, I'll be the only sane person left! Don't do it!"

"You're sane?" Lisa asked incredulously.

He looked taken aback, "Of course I am! He said as a small stuffed animal walked up to him.

"No he isn't." the stuffed bear/lion said, nodding his head.

"Quiet, you!" Ichigo yelled as he stomped on the toy. "Look, if you eat that, you'll leave me to be all alone in a house full of hyper idiots for hours. Don't do it!"

"But," Lisa said, eyeing Andrea on the floor and Shigure dancing around singing 'High School Girls'. "But, I MUST commit seppuku! It is the only way to salvation! (Seppuku meaning eating the piece of pie.)"

"Hey, no means no-" he was cut off as a piece of pie was stuffed in his mouth, and Lisa was forced back a couple of steps as another was pushed into her mouth.

"Just eat the pie, both of you!" said Miroku as he cut himself a piece and joined Shigure in his perverted chant. Ichigo tried to spit it out, but it was too late. He had already swallowed some to prevent from choking. Lisa swallowed, and said, "Oh no! I'm going to DIE!" she sat down, and waited for her eminent demise. A few minutes later, there were two large 'ding' sounds, one form Lisa and the other from Ichigo.

"AAAAHH!" they both screamed, and started running around. Ichigo ran to a corner and swung his arms as if he had his Zanpakutô, and repeated, "Damn Hollow! I'll get you!" While Lisa spun in circles and recited random Japanese phrases, "Minikui…Mijikai…Momiji!" she stopped spinning, and ran around dizzily yelling, "I love Momiji! Bunny, bunny, bunny! Momiji ga daisuki da, usagi, usagi, usagi!" While Ichigo continued to hit the wall with is imaginary Zanpakutô. Just then, Kon woke up.

"Hey, what the heck is going on?" he said as he got up. Suddenly, Lisa picked him up and hugged him as she yelled, "Lion, Raion, weird lion bear thing! Kawaikute tamarimasen!"

"CUTE?! Who you callin' cute?! I'm sizzlin'! And let go of me!" he shouted as he tried to get out of her hold. Suddenly, as if by magic, Andrea snapped up. She looked around and saw Ichigo and Kon.

"OH. MY. ICHIGO!!!" she ran over to Ichigo and hugged him, snatching Kon from the dazed Lisa as she went.

"Not another of those crazed fangirls…" whined Kon.

"What the heck? Get off'a me!" Ichigo yelled. "I gotta kill this Hollow! If you don't get off, you'll get hurt!" he looked at her.

Oh, Ichigo…" Andrea said, blushing slightly. "You're just playing hard to get!"

"What!? No, I'm not! There's a freakin' Hollow right in front of me! Get off!" Ichigo yelled. Andrea looked in front of Ichigo.

"But, there's nothing there."

"Yes there is!" he yelled. He looked back to where his imaginary Hollow was. "Huh? It got away!" he yelled. (A/N: he's still looking at a wall.) He managed to loosen himself from Andrea's grip and ran after the imaginary Hollow straight into the wall, knocking himself out.

"Hey, Ichigo! You okay?!" Kon yelled, his voice slightly muffled by Andrea's grasp.

"Weeee! My turn!" Andrea said, and ran straight into the wall too, knocking both Kon and herself out again. Miroku and Shigure were dancing around together singing "High School Girls, high school girls, all for me; high school girls!" (A/N: they get along so well, don't they?) and Lisa was spinning again yelling "Soooo cute! Soooo cute!" This went on for a while, until Lisa stopped spinning and started looking around.

"Hey, where'd Kon go?" A large scuffle was heard outside, and a girl with long black hair and a boy with highlighted brownish blond hair crashed in.

"NO!" she screamed at the boy.

"Just wear the dress, Sunako! It won't-" he stopped to dodge a kick "-hurt you!"

"Never!" she aimed to punch him, but he caught her fist and pulled her to his chest.

"Why? I think you'd look good in it." he whispered in her ear. Sunako melted to the floor, and Kyôhei left her to get a piece of pie. "Ooh! Lemon, my favorite!" he said as he took a bite.

"Did somebody say lemon pie?" came a voice from the doorway. "Pie?!" echoed a second. Two heads poked in, both blonde and child-like. It was Hunny and Momiji! Lisa's eyes widened to the size of tennis balls, and a trail of fire, sparks, and smoke marked her path as she ran to them, picking them both up and spinning in circles until they reached the pie. The little blondes each took a piece, and gobbled them up. They all then proceeded to dance in a circle, holding hands and singing Momiji's song.

Kyôhei walked over to the bodies next to the wall, Sunako's body slung over his shoulder. He laid her next to Kon, who was lying next to Andrea.

"Hey, I know that face from somewhere," he thought aloud as he looked at Andrea. His eyes got wide and his body went stiff as she turned from her side and he saw her whole face as her eyelids slowly opened.

"SHIT!!!" Kyôhei said as he went to run, but Andrea caught his pant leg, ripping off his pants. "NOOO!" he screamed.

"Kyôhei, why did you get a restraining order against me?!" Andrea said, holding his ripped pants to her chest.

"YOU!!" he yelled, pointing at Andrea. "Give me back my pants, hentai!" As soon as Kyôhei yelled 'hentai,' Miroku and Shigure stopped dancing and singing and ran up to him.

"You called?" they said in unison.

"W-what? Who are you? I didn't call for you!" Kyôhei yelled.

"Yes, you did! You said 'hentai'."

"I was calling her a hentai!" he pointed back at Andrea, who was still in a daze and saying "Kyôhei's pants" over and over.

"Hey! Where are your pants?!" Miroku asked.

"Can't you see that she has them?!"

"Oooh! He's pantless, he's pantless, la la la la la la!" Miroku sang as he danced around.

"At least I'm not wearing a dress!" Kyôhei yelled back at him. Miroku snapped to him, totally serious.

"This. Is. Not. A. Dress."

"What is it then?" taunted Kyôhei.

"A Buddhist robe." He stated, posing with a holy sparkly glow all around him.

"So what, are you a monk or something?" smirked Kyôhei.

"Actually-"

"He is." finished Andrea. They all looked at her, and she went, "What?" Miroku took out his cell phone.

"Hi, can I apply for a restraining order?"

"Nooo!" Andrea leapt for the phone, surprised when Lisa jumped with her. When Andrea stuffed the phone in her back pocket she turned to Lisa. "Umm…"

"It looked like fun!" said Lisa, shrugging her shoulders.

"Ooh! I've got an idea!!!" Andrea said, and whispered in Lisa's ear.

What did Andrea whisper in Lisa's ear? What was her lemon pie powered idea? Find out next time on Sugar Antics!!

A/N: How did you like it? We want to know! REVIEW!!!! The next chapter should be up soon. Just to let you know, so far it's just as crazy or crazier than this one. Even we can't wait!!

Characters:

Kyo, Ritsu, Momiji and Shigure: Fruits Basket.

Miroku: Inuyasha

Ichigo and Kon: Bleach

Kyôhei and Sunako: Wallflower

Hunny: Host Club

Tell us if there are any more that we may have forgotten…

Japanese words/sentences:

Momiji ga daisuki da: I love Momiji

Usagi: bunny

Kawaikute tamarimasen: SOOOOO cute!! (Emphasis on the SOOOOO)

Mijikai: short

Minikui: ugly/obscure/hard to see.

Momiji: either the manga character of maple leaves/trees. Even we don't know which.

Hentai: pervert.