Your name is (f/n l/n) and you just made a terrible mistake. You and John crept into Gamzee's hive and stole all of his sopor pie, every last one. John thought it would've been funny... OH IT WAS ANYTHING BUT FUNNY!
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Okay, {f/n}. Are you ready to get Gamzee EXTREMELY ticked?" "Egderp, I don't know WHY I'm doing this, bu-" "Oh, I can tell ya why. Cause if ya don't, I'll tell Da-" "SHUDDUP!" "And Kar-" "SHUDDUP!" Anyway, you and the derpy boy patrolled the hive looking for sopor slime and pie. Eventually, you got all of the MILLIONS of things made from sopor and Gamzee's Recuperacoon. As soon as the two of you walked out, Gamzee walked in. "WhAt ThE MoThErFuCkInG FuCk?!" Gamzee yelled. John fled when you had to stay and get screamed and sued by Gamzee. GOD JOHN EGBERT!