Disclaimer: I do not own Harley or Joker(DC Comics), Nor do I own the song, In revelation I own jack.

Aurthor note: the flash back will be apart of The Maddest love(TML)... enventualy.. and eventually I will put up the next chapter in it. I wrote this while playing my favorite song: Stuck in the middle with you ( dont be hatin) Idk why it just fit..

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

Ironic, that was the word Harley almost franticly searched for, she glanced over at the sleeping man beside her. Jack, that's what she called him, that was until he became him The Joker. Oh the irony, Harley found it unbearable. Remembering that night just made her grin out of pure glee.

Flash back

Harley looked down at her white dress in despair,

'Hmm, Harley Napier, that's my name now, was it a good choice? Have I screwed up? No more Harleen Quinzel maybe I should just'-

"Heya Harls, you disappeared on me", Harleys thoughts where interrupted by a deep auburn haired man, she recognized the man with out even looking up. Her new husband, she shivered at the thought.

"Haaarley are you coming back inside or am I gonna have to dance with one of your brothers, which now that I think about it would be kind of fun..." He was trying to make her laugh; he sensed her fret over the large commitment she had only just made. Harley looked up willing herself not to let that one tear escape from her clear blue eyes. Jack sat down next to her on the little bench far away from the doors to the church, where the guests where waiting for their arrival as man and wife.

"I don't think I can go in there Jack, it's just so. I donno adult, official, you know what I mean?" he wrapped an arm around her shoulders

"Yeah, hey Harley, I have an idea." She looked up at his hunter green eyes pushing a strand of her strawberry blond hair out of her eyes,

"Oh yeah and what is that?"

"We don't go in." he said firmly, Harley just stared at him in bewilderment.

"What?"

"We go out there" he pointed to a garden behind the building, "and have our own little first dance and stuff."

Harley smiled at him "Daring, my mother will freak over the fact it won't go as planned… I like it." She grabbed his hand and ran over to the little garden. He pulled her in to an almost waltz like dance.

"Jack, we need music." He grinned down at her, he was a foot taller than he as she stood 5'4'' and he was 6'4''. "Clowns to the left of me!" Harley giggled at his singing, knowing on purpose he was shout singing terribly. She sang along "Jokers to right," he pulled her closer as the both shouted "Here I am Stuck in the middle with you!"

End Flash Back

Joker glanced up at the woman, his wife, staring down at him. 'She probably doesn't remember that night anymore' he thought to himself, 'the night we, unaware at the time, declared something that would forever be us, literally, a clown and a joker' He couldn't bare her loving glare anymore

"Can I help you woman", He asked not irritably but playfully.

"Nope."

"And why not?"

"Cause we're stuck."

He looked concerned at her, "Stuck where Harls?"

"In the middle." He grinned at her, because for once in her life she remembered.

NOOOOTEEE: Harleys forgetting things will be explained in TML. REVIEWS ARE APPRECIATED :D Pleeeassee and thankyou (: