Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto, but I own Sasuke (in another life :p).

A/N: R&R!

Chapter 1: What If Tsunade Hime and Orochimaru-sama going out?

"What if Tsunade Hime and Orochimaru-sama going out?" the white haired man asks his opponent as he charges toward him. He smirked as he dodges his opponent's katon while making seals for a suiton release. Water release: water dragon bullet technique! Right after he said that on his mind, an enormous giant water dragon formed in front of him and starting to hit his raven haired opponent and watches in amusement as the Uchiha dodged his water dragon with an incredible speed.

"Tch. You're going easy on me." Sasuke states while he busy dodging the attack.

"Well, you said this is a friendly match." Suigetsu shrugs. "And you're playing easy on me too. Why don't you use your amaterasu or susano'o or cast a tsukuyomi on me? you don't even use chidori! don't underestimate me you moron!" when he looked back at Sasuke, he know what'll going on and he can't run from it.

Sasuke closed one of his eye and remain his other one opened. the three tomoes swirl around making Sasuke's eternal mangekyo pattern. His opened eye starts to bleed. Sasuke focuses his eye to Suigetsu's head. And, 3, 2, 1.

"amaterasu!"

Suigetsu's head burn and he desperately try to extinguish the black flames and all he done was just make the flames spread even more. The water dragon is undone. He screamed and cursed. "Sasuke! put off the fire! I'm just kidding! seriously!"

"Hn." And Sasuke just sit there on a rock watching his ex-teammate doing a some kind of 'dancing' until Suigetsu screeches his name out. He refocuses his one eye to the black flames on the top of Suigetsu head and extinguishes it. And putting down the flames that spread over the training ground one by one. He leaves Suigetsu there and head to the river.

Suigetsu run after him when he realizes he'll leave him. He slow down his pace after catching up with Sasuke's. "now I'll have Karin heal me and laughing at me all the day." he sighs.

"You ask for it."

"No, I don't"

"Hn."

They fall in a comfortable silence for a long time. Each thinking about different stuff.

"Hey Sasuke," Suigetsu broke the silence.

"Hn."

"Like I said before, what if Tsunade Hime and Orochimaru going out?"

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TO BE CONTINUE

(A/N: Yeah, I'm a cliff hanger. :p. so, this is going to be my first published story if you guys kind enough to give me reviews and flames. In fact, I have many unfinished stories and drabbles and oneshots but I just published one oneshot. My worst one.. lol.. :| SO! review since I'm not good at making plot and grammar!)