Chapter One -A Whole New World-
Ron Weezely was fat, really fat. As was Harry Peter. They had two things in common: one, diabeetus and two, a love for other obese, diabetic men. Harry Peter had recently learned of his acceptance to Dykewarts, gathering everything from Faggotry Alley. Sagrid left him alone after that, waddling down the train station platforms searching for 9 3/4. Sweat stains formed dick like patterns all over his xxxl pink hollistor polo. The four, tiny, bright yellow purses Harry Peter had to carry along were simply too much for him. Finally, out of breath and hungry from walking almost 1/6th of a mile, Harry heard "muggle" from somewhere behind him. When he slumped around to find some possible help Harry witnessed the prettiest thing he'd ever seen.
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