A/N: Okay, a little info: There's a community on GJ that I'm a part of and there was a challenge and the theme was "Insults". I submitted this as my response to the prompt. Anyway, here's some crack filled nonsense, and uh...enjoy? Something short and random.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Amazing Ninja Skills
by Mint Pizza Queen
"Sasuke-teme! Heeeey!" The bouncy shinobi charged across the path and lunged at the unsuspecting Uchiha, tackling him to the ground with an exuberant 'oomph'. The Number One Hyperactive Ninja of Konoha grinned down victoriously at Sasuke. "Hey, teme! I just discovered something really cool!"
Sasuke's eye twitched. "What, usuratonkachi?"
Naruto bolted up from the ground with a scowl planted on his face. "Don't. Call. Me. That." He muttered a few profanities under his breathe before starting up again. "I found an awesome use for ramen cups!"
There was a pause, and Sasuke gave him a look that read several things: 'What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you wasting my time?' and 'Really? What sort of use? Can it be used in bed?'
"Sasuke?"
"I'm waiting for you."
"Oh!" Naruto pulled out an empty ramen cup from his pack and waved it in the air. "Prepare to be amazed!"
And watch he did. Naruto placed the ramen cup over his entire mouth and sucked the air from it like a vacuum. The blonde then released the cup from his hands, leaving it stuck to his face, and performed a 'ta-da!' pose with a swipe of his arms.
Sasuke was not amused. "You're a moron!" He raised his foot and pressed it forcefully onto the ramen cup, squishing it against Naruto's face, compacting it into a form pancake with a crunch. With a huff and a flick of his nose in the air, he stomped away.
The foam pancake fell to the ground, and on his face remained a red indentation of the cup and Sasuke's shoe.
"Oh yeah! Well, you're just jealous, you--you--ramen cup squisher! Yeah, take that!"