Hephaestus,
How can i make an iPhone?
~Desperate But Too Cheap To Buy One
Dear Desperate But Too Cheap To Buy One,
FIND OUT YOURSELF LAZY ASS!
~Hephaestus
Dear Aphrodite,
I'm bored with my boyfriend. Hes annoying and he never pays me any attention anymore. How can i ditch this guy?
~Bored
Dear Bored,
I suggest you make him have a romantic dinner with you, then after dinner you break his heart! BWAHAHAHA
(BTW i am in your exact situation girl! Ares is sooo annoying and hes soo clingy. Ok maybe not the same situation but you get it don't you girl?)
~Aphrodite
Dear Bored,
I know this isn't my question but..
MEN ARE D*CKS!
~Artemis
Dear Apollo,
YOUR SO HOT WILL YOU DATE ME!?
~I LOVE YOU LORD APOLLO!
Dear I LOVE YOU LORD APOLLO!,
I know im that sexy ;)
~Apollo
Dear Apollo,
Oh come on Apollo we all know you are "I LOVE YOU LORD APOLLO" total loner.
Oh and STOP FLIRTING WITH MY HUNTERS!
~Artemis
Dear Demeter,
Can i have cereal?
~CerealGirl
Dear CerealGirl,
OF COURSE YOU MAY MY DEAR! *THROWS 20 TONS OF CEREAL*
YOUR WELCOME!
~Demeter
Dear Demeter,
Oh mother give us a break we know you copied Apollo's idea and that you are CerealGirl!
~Peresphone
Question Sent in By DeathBoy
Dear Apollo,
I have a crush on one of your daughters! But shes a hunter and shes so nice and positive while im just emo...
If i can win her heart may i date her?
~DeathBoy
4 Replies:
Dear DeathBoy,
Sure whatever you got my blessing dude.
~Apollo
Dear DeathBoy,
Stay away from my hunters! If you come near her prepare to die!
~Artemis
Dear DeathBoy,
Stay away from her!
~Zoe NightShade
Dear DeathBoy,
I don't like you!
~SunshineGirl
Asker's Response:
Apollo thanks.
Artemis i'll go find a grave...
Zoe Nightshade Yeah ill be far far away
SunshineGirl :(
Question Sent in By RepairBoy
Dear Aphrodite,
I like this girl. But shes with this other guy. How can i win her heart?
(A certain daughter of Athena is who i like..)
~RepairBoy
4 Repiles:
Dear RepairBoy,
Google it kid i'm having a mani-pedi!
~Aphrodite
Dear RepairBoy,
Stay away from my daughters you Hephaestus-Spawn scum!
~Athena
Dear RepairBoy,
Stay away from my girlfriend!
~SeaweedBrain
Dear RepairBoy,
I'll never date you. -_-
~WiseGirl
Asker's Response:
Aphrodite Who cares crazy lady!
Athena Don't insult me please.
SeaweedBrain I don't like your girlfriend!
WiseGirl I wasn't talking about you Annabeth!