With Leo and Lucy; the two were driving towards a park and parked the car before getting out.

"To think that there's going to be some type of poetry book signing in a park." said Lucy.

"Poet's know their stuff." said Leo.

He looked up and saw something before pulling Lucy back before a mortar landed on the ground, exploding.

The two became shocked.

"What...was...that?" said Lucy.

"I think we hit another Team Edward and Team Jacob battle, only this time it's similar to World War 2." said Leo.

Lucy is shocked.

"Really?" said Lucy.

"Yep, they're still going at it, even though it ended with that Twilight Saga girl choosing Edward." Said Leo.

Lucy just nodded.

"I see that." Said Lucy.

The two then saw lasers going by.

"Oh good, now they've got Star Wars and Star Trek weapons." Said Leo.

"All we need now are some weapons from the old days." Lucy said before pulling out a flintlock pistol, "Like this flintlock pistol."

Leo turned to Lucy and became shocked.

"Why do you have a civil war weapon?" said Leo.

Flashback

In Camo's room in Meek's mansion; Lucy was inspecting tons of old school weapons and picked up the same flintlock pistol before walking off.

End Flashback

Leo was shocked.

"Yep, that's what happened." Said Lucy.

"What's going on here?" A Voice said.

Leo and Lucy turned to see an eight-year-old boy with pale skin, black hair, and dressed like a biker.

Lucy became stunned.

"What has the world come to, always fighting about if Bella will end up with Edward or Jacob even though it has already been settled? I should have just stuck with writing Harry Potter fanfiction, people never got a ton of bull from that stuff." Said the kid.

"Agreed." said lucy who blushed.

Leo saw this and is shocked.

"Wow, this is unusual." said Leo.

"So what's your name?" Asked Lucy

"Names Van Pajamas." said the kid known as Van Pajamas.

Leo became confused.

"Pa-jam-as?" said Leo.

"Pa-Jah-mahs." said Van.

"Huh, kind of like how that Tony Pajamas character pronounces his name in Amanda Show." Said Leo.

Cutaway Gag

With Duncan who was dressed up like a greaser; he was talking to a very confused Skinner.

"Okay, who're you claiming to be in order to get out of trouble this time?" said Skinner.

"Tony Pajamas." Said Duncan.

"Pa-jam-as?" said Skinner.

"Pa-jah-mahs." Said Duncan.

Skinner groaned.

"Kids these days." Said Skinner.

End Cutaway Gag

"At least people were smart enough not to give him any lip." Said Leo.

Lucy nodded.

"Anywho, I'm here to put an end to these Edward and Jacob battles." Said Van.

"How do you intend on doing that?" said Lucy.

The kid walked in between the whole battle.

"CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION PLEASE!?" yelled Van.

Everyone stopped fighting and turned to Van.

"This'll come as a shock to you." Said Van.

Then in a puff of smoke; he turned into a bat.

Everyone screamed in fear before running off.

Leo became very shocked.

"Okay, my day just went from great to very messed up." Leo said before pulling out a jar of garlic, "Good thing I bring garlic with me at all times."

Van however turned back to his original form, grabbed the garlic and ate it shocking Leo.

"Cant believe everything you read on the internet." said Van.

"Wait, vampires are actually immune to garlic?" said Leo.

"Nope, but my family has been living on a garlic farm for many centuries, hence my immunity." Said Van.

Lucy became confused.

"How long have you been on a garlic farm?" said Lucy.

"Eighty years." Said Van.

Leo and Lucy are shocked.

"Yeah that shocks all my friends when I tell them that." said Van.

However in the distance; a sniper scope crosshair aimed at Van.

"That's right you vampire, stay in the area so that I can leave a small tracking device on you." said a voice.

Then a silenced gun shot sound was heard followed by a small device attatching itself to Van's back which no one noticed.

Van turned around.

"Was that a bug?" He asked.

Lucy blushed.

"No idea." She said.

"Anyway how about you two stay with my family?" Van asked. "Don't worry about us sucking blood we drink blood substitute."

"What kind of substitution?" said Leo.

Van then picked up a squirrel and bit down on it before sucking it's blood.

Leo became shocked and started walking away.

Van saw this and laughed.

"Don't worry we also drink Tomato Juice." said Van. "We keep animals on the farm as well."

"He's already gone." said Lucy.

Van looked around and sure enough, Leo wasn't in the area.

"Huh, neat." said Van.

"But do you really drink animal blood?" asked Lucy

"Yeah, it's kind of a whole thing for the blood substitue." said Van.

"Why?" said Lucy.

"Well...my family may have been responsible for the death of the first president of the United States of America." said Van.

Lucy became shocked.

"Your family killed George Washington?" said Lucy.

"No, they caused him to accidentally suffer Epiglottitis and Hypovolemia shock. After that my parents sucked all his blood after his burial and found that human blood was way to spicy for their taste." said Van.

Lucy nodded.

"Heck I don't even know why one of them tried to kill my kind." said Van.

"You mean Abraham Lincoln?" Asked Lucy.

"Yep." said Van.

"Didn't he come fifteen presidents after George Washington?" said Lucy.

"Of course he did." said Van, "Now come on, time's a wasting, my family has to sleep in the daytime, we never have any sun block when we need it."

Lucy smiled.

"I have Sun Block." She said.

Van is shocked.

"You do?" He asked.

"What sane person doesn't?" said Lucy.

"I can think of several." said Van.