10 thing emmet wishes he could do

by erea1221

the title says it all.new and revised.

1. Chapter 1

Here is the list of 10 thing Emmet wishes he could do

1.) Get drunk (he tried 47 times no success)

2.) Get high (same result as drinking)

3.) Own a country and make them live off gummy bears (no comment)

4.) Bite a goldfish and make it his pet (……………………………………..)

5.) Make a gummy bear army (I love them they are tiny bears and then don't try to hurt you.

Hehehe. They will never learn)

6.)Die rose hair pink with purple highlights.

7.) Make Alice where a fairy costume all day long or for the rest of eternity.

8.) Go cliff diving (stupid dogs)

9.) Steel Edwards cd's and use bottle rockets to destroy them (maybe I should also get some mini army dudes to blow up also )

10.) take the naughty pictures Edward has of Bella copy them and place them all over the school.(Bella has many anger problems,she dose not care if you are a vampire she will her you lots)