"But Bones," Jim said, "this is Spock! He's not even supposed to have feelings, much less illogical feelings for someone other than his girlfriend! Much less, I should add, for his fucking captain! I thought we were friiiiiiiends!" Jim most certainly did not whine that last. Kirks did not whine.
"Kid," Bones said (he always called Jim that when he thought Jim was being a drama queen. Which he was not.), "You're overreacting. So Spock is acting a little—emotionally—toward you. He is half human, after all. And you're always complaining that he needs to loosen up a bit. Isn't this a good thing?"
"No. No it is absolutely not a good thing. I want my Spock back."
"So he's your Spock now, is he?" laughed Bones. "Now who's having feelings?"
"You know what I mean," said Jim. "I may complain about Spock being a humorless hardass with the emotional range of a—well, a Vulcan—but that's how I like him. Hell, I've got enough emotions for the both of us—I'll admit it. We're complementary. We're a team."
