Lies in Which They've Shagged
(A followup to Lies in Which They Could Shag)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Lies Her Friends Heard:
1. "Did you know that every time a Malfoy is shagged, an elf will be saved? I must go now! For the elves!"
2. "I'm not seducing Malfoy for his body, I'm doing it for the books. Did you see how huge his… library is?"
3. "I told you, Ron. I thought we were going to die. I didn't enjoy shagging Malfoy at all. I enjoyed the fourth time even less."
4. "You know I'm an advocate for literacy. Malfoy told me that the word of day was legs and to go to my room and spread the word. My beliefs were too strong to refuse."
5. "It's the rule. Every Head Boy and Head Girl has to share a bathroom and accidentally walk in on the other showering. Shagging him was a corollary."
Lies His Friends Heard:
1. "Granger's not pureblooded. I've inspected her carefully myself. If you need further confirmation, I will gladly volunteer myself to check again."
2. "The Greeks used to do wrestle nude, we were preserving the authenticity of the sport."
3. "McGonagall told me I had to do community service to make up for exploding her chair. It's not my fault that Granger coincidentally started calling herself 'Community'."
4. "She needed to learn how to ride a unicorn properly. Do you know of a better way?"
5. "That's quite disgusting that your boggart would show you an image of Granger and I shagging. … By the by, did she happen to look like she was enjoying it?"
Lies They all Heard:
"We don't like each other."
A/N: To LondonMarie. This is quite a late response to your suggestion. But here it is. I hope you all enjoy it.
This is also an apology for being so slow with my other story... D:!