Hello! It's me with another fanfiction! Welcome to Poké Drama Island! Where there's gonna be DRAMA, but I'll let the hosts tell you all about that.

Enjoy and all that!

We get a glimpse of an island covered in forests and a beach, well the side that is shown to us at least. The camera zooms in on a lonely dock, where a pink Pokémon is floating.

"Hello there, everyone! I'm yours truly, Mew!" It said. "Welcome to Poké Drama Island! I'll be hosting the show along with my co host, and chef to the campers, Mewtwo!"

Mew looked around. "Where is that guy?"

Suddenly said Pokémon appeared right next to Mew.

"There you are!" Mew said, delighted. "What took so long?"

"Had to finish up things with our lawyers. You know, they can be a nuisance when they want too." Mewtwo grumbled.

Mew nodded. "Tell me about it. Those guys are the worst! Safety? Life? Disaster? Maiming? Bleh!"

Mew then turned back to the camera. "Anyway, I'll explain the rules of the game! We have brought in 36 Pokémon, 2 of each type! All of the age of teenagers! They'll be staying at the island, bunking with each other, getting to know each other, as they all compete for 1 MILLION DOLLARS AND 100 RARE CANDIES!"

Mewtwo smirked. "Don't forget they'll have to go through grueling challenges crafted by us."

Mew frowned. "HEY. Not cool. Don't steal my thunder."

"Hn." Mewtwo grumbled.

"Anyway," Mew continued. "The challenges will be crafted by yours truly! And after each challenge, one of the campers will be voted off by one of their fellow campers! That's right, you heard me! This show will be full of friendship, torture, betrayal, and everything in between! And we'll catch it all on camera! And the campers have signed a legal contract to let us do this to them! How cool is that? The ratings will soar! I'll be a biggest success since Professor Oak!"

Mewtwo frowned. "How is he a huge success?"

Mew returned with a glare. "You like Lady Gaga. SHUT UP."

Mewtwo humphed and turned away, but not without showing a pale color on his face.

A Wailord's bellow echoed in the distance as Mew smiled.

"Ah!" He said. "There's our first victim, I mean camper!"

A Wailord swam up to the deck, carrying a small blue crocodile.

The crocodile jumped off and walked up to Mew.

"Hey there! I'm super glad to be here!" He said.

Mew smirked. "Here's Totodile! Friendly, aren't you?"

Totodile held out his hand, which Mew shook, but the interaction was a little too enthusiastic on Totodile's side.

"Man.." Mew said, his body shaking.

Totodile then went to shake Mewtwo's hand but was literally pushed away by his psychokinesis.

"On further note, here's Togedemaru from the distant Alola region!"

Ture to Mew's word, the next Pokémon arriving on the Wailord was a small gray hedgehog, wearing shades.

As his Wailord docked, Togedemaru rolled off. "Where's the amusement park?" He asked, slightly deflated.

Mew and Mewtwo smirked.

"About that..." Mew said, "We lied! This is a game show!"

Togedemaru tried to speak, but was rolled by Mewtwo over to Totodile.

Mew smirked as the next Wailord docked. This time, a light blue Pokémon jumped off.

Mew looked confused and used his psychokinesis to push it back onto the Wailord. "Who is this? I didn't choose him!"

Mewtwo shrugged. "What? I chose him."

Mew looked ready to object but the Pokémon interrupted.

"Name's Wynaut! Don't want me? Why not?" He asked. Although he had slits for eyes, the Pokémon that had already arrived stared at him.

Mew just grumbled as he let Wynaut on the dock.

The next two Pokémon to arrive were an Umbreon and a Mimikyu.

"How's it feel to be here, guys?" Mew asked, back to his cheerful mood.

Umbreon looked at Mew and simply scoffed as he walked off.

However Mimikyu was a different story.

"Hello!" He chimed. "You chose me because of my costume, right? It's cool, right? I made it myself! I'm cool!"

Mimikyu went on and on until Mew spoke up. "Yes! Okay! Go to the other side of the dock please!"

Mimikyu trudged off, rather disappointed while Mewtwo shuddered. That Pokémon creeped him out.

Next to arrive on their Wailord was a Starmie. Well, actually the Starmie was swimming by the Wailord talking and laughing on the way.

As Starmie hopped onto the dock, her red gem glowed with excitement.

"This'll be so much fun!" She said. "I can't wait to get started!"

Mew frowned. "Okay, 1. I will TORTURE you in these challenges. 2. You've just made me want to torture you more!"

Starmie's gem glowered as she trudged away.

Suddenly out of the sky fell a Jellicent that crashed on top of Wynaut.

"Why me!" He squeaked out.

Jellicent got off as she brushed herself. "Where zis ze spa hotels?" She asked. "I just zee rubbish."

Mew smirked. "Sorry, you'll be staying in cabins."

Jellicent's expression fell asleep as she floated away.

The next three Pokémon to arrive were a Pinsir, a Druddigon, and a Braixen.

Mew tried for a smile but was ignored by all except the Braixen, who winked at him.

The next two Pokémon were a Stunky, a Klefki, and Gengar, who shared a Wailord.

"Please!" Gengar cried as he ran off of the Wailord. "He smells so horrible, I just can't take it! And I don't even have a nose! He had to take a shit over the ocean and the smell got even worse!"

"Save me!" The Klefki cried.

Mew frowned as the Stunky jumped off the Wailord. As soon as he landed, all the Pokémon shifted their noses away from him.

"It reeks!" Braixen yelled.

"Zit smells like ze cow poop!" Jellicent groaned.

"Aww..." Stunky sighed as everyone looked at him in disgust. "I guess you guys don't like me..."

"You can bet your ass we don't! Mewtwo!" Mew barked out. "Chase that stink bomb out of here and hose him down!"

Stunky cried out and ran onto the island as Mewtwo flew after him with murderous intent.

Thankfully, the smell cleared out quickly before a Ledyba arrived.

"I'm here to win this thing!" She said. "I'm going to the top! JUST YOU WATCH!"

Mew just rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, go join the others."

The next Pokémon was recognized by everyone. It was a fan favorite of mostly every trainer.

Mew smiled as a Pikachu jumped off of the arriving Wailord.

"Hello, yellow!" He said, cheerfully. "This Pika is on the scene and ready for action!"

"How's it going, Pika, my old friend?" Mew asked.

Pikachu shrugged. "You know just here to win 100 RARE CANDIES! And the bucks."

Mew sighed. "You do know that you have to be tortured like the rest of the campers, right?"

Pikachu nodded eagerly. "Then I'll take it like a man and rise to the top anyway!"

Mew grinned as his old friend walked towards the other Pokémon.

Mew grew bored and tired as the other Pokémon arrived.

Next to arrive on the Wailord was...Mew?

Mew frowned as his look alike giggled. "No shape shifting allowed!" He yelled. "No one steals this handsome face!"

The look alike groaned as it shifted into a Zorua.

Next was a Dragonite, who walked slowly onto the deck. "Hmmm." He said.

Suddenly, however, he slipped onto the deck, bumped into Mew, and knocked all the other Pokémon into the water.

"Sorry." Dragonite said, after everyone was back on the dock, smiling sheepishly.

A Togekiss followed, but she was too shy and timid to say anything and quickly fluttered off.

"And there's Togekiss!" Mew said. "A real softie if I've ever seen one!"

A Mienshao came, but she could've cared less about talking.

"Rude!" Mew laughed. "You'll pay for that!"

Next to arrive on their Wailord was a Quilava, flames absent.

"Hey Quilava!" Mew said, smiling. "How do you feel about winning?"

Quilava sighed. "I'm going to lose anyway, but I might as well try, I guess."

Mew shrugged to the camera as Quilava walked off.

Swimming swiftly, without a Wailord, came an Empoleon, splashing onto the dock.

"HEY!" Mew shouted, sopping wet. "I just did my fur today! What's your problem? And WHY don't you have a Wailord?"

Empoleon looked at Mew and simply scoffed as he walked off.

Next to arrive, on their Wailord this time, was a Wartortle and Marshtomp.

"Here's Marshtomp and Wartortle!" Mew said, already dry, and enthusiastic again. "Best friends of sea!"

The two hopped off and greeted Mew.

"Sup, dude." Wartortle said, carrying a surfboard. "What are the waves like around here?"

"Infested with Sharpedo." Mew snickered.

Wartortle frowned. "Not cool dude." He said as he walked off.

Marshtomp, however, threw confetti at Mew, then walked off.

"Man, they're tight." Mew chuckled.

An Alolan Vulpix hopped the next Wailord, and smiled at Mew silently.

"Um, hello?" Mew asked.

Vulpix just kept smiling and staring.

"AAAAH!" Mew screamed, covering his face with his hands. "It's a ghost out to get me!"

"She's deaf, Mew." Umbreon said broodingly.

"Oh." Was all that Mew could say as Vulpix frowned and walked off.

Suddenly a red stripe appeared by Mew.

"Kecleon..." Mew grumbled. "You signed a waiver..."

A green lizard came into existence, frowning. "Well, I'm sorry that you people are sadistic. I've seen some of your other shows."

Mew laughed out as Kecleon walked away. "Oh, you will be sorry..."

Next was a Riolu, all enthusiastic and waving batons in his arms that went crashing into Mew's...nether regions. Needless to say he was mega pissed and fast forwarded the show, tired of useless crap.

The rest of the Pokémon that came were a strategic Carbink, a Farfetch'd with military experience, an outgoing Aurorus, a withdrawn Glaceon, a cute Bidoof, a Vibrava that had been a failed pilot, a Ivysaur, an arrogant Turtwig, and an enthusiastic Charizard.

Once Mew had all the Pokémon assembled and mingling, he shifted their attention to him.

"Allright campers!" He called. "Follow me to the campgrounds where we'll be meeting up with Mewtwo and beginning the first challenge!"

He floated off as the other Pokémon followed him.

Mew smirked inside a room shaped like a Pokéball.

"I made this room so that the campers can confess their feelings!" He said, giggling. "It'll make for much better dirt on them."

His expression turned thoughtful. "I wonder if I could get Mewtwo to use it.."

Dragonite, Totodile, and Mimikyu walked together, but overall an oddball group.

"What do you think that the challenge will be?" Totodile asked his newfound friends.

Dragonite shrugged. "I just hope that it doesn't involve anything with gracefulness. I tend to be a bit clumsy at times."

Mimikyu giggled. "Yeah, we kinda got that impression after you slipped on the deck, and barreled into Mew."

Dragonite sheepishly rubbed the back of his forehead as the other two giggled a bit.

"I like these guys." Dragonite said, smiling. "I really do. Back home, I didn't have a lot of friends because of my clumsiness. Most people said I wouldn't amount to anything. Well, look at me now! I have friends! Friends!"

Dragonite sniffed the air. "Is this a bathroom?"

As the friends were laughing however, Granbull pushed by the smaller ones, stomping off.

Dragonite had an irritated look on his face as he went off after Granbull, but a small hand stopped him.

"It's okay." The Braixen he had seen before said. "She's not worth it."

"That's a girl?!" Mimikyu exclaimed as the others began laughing.

And Dragonite couldn't help but notice that Braixen had such a wonderful laugh...

"Braixen is pretty cool!" Totodile exclaimed. "She seems pretty, kind, basically a good friend! Although I think Dragonite might want her as more than that..."

"And why in Arceus's name is this a bathroom!"

Mimikyu jumped up and down on the toilet.

"Braixen seems nice, but I'm more interested in this challenge. How will it go! No one knows!"

Mimikyu then fell into the toilet. "Ah, God, no!"

Dragonite blushed heavily.

"I'm not in love with Braixen!" He said, still blushing. "I just met her! How could I be in love..."

Braixen smiled brightly. "Dragonite is so sweet!" She said, twirling her stick. "I hope he'll accept me as his friend!"

Quilava sighed as he walked by Umbreon.

"What's up." Umbreon said quietly.

"Nothing man." Quilava said. "Just bummed about how I'll be voted off by the first episode."

"Come on." Umbreon responded. "You should have more pride in yourself. Accomplish what you can accomplish."

Then the Dark Pokémon walked off, leaving Quilava a bit confused.

Quilava had a puzzled look on his face.

"No one's ever been like that to me. They've just accepted me and left me. Man, maybe I could wind up with at least one friend. If I'm lucky. Which I'm not..."

Umbreon shrugged.

"The guy just needs a boost. He's a starter, which means he could accomplish a lot. So I just gave him a boost. Consider it my good deed for the day."

Wartortle and Marshtomp walked together as they neared the cabin that Mew was leading them to.

"I can't wait for this Marshtomp, can you?" Wartortle asked his friend.

"I know what you mean!" Marshtomp returned. "I'll be throwing tons of parties!"

Wartortle sweatdropped. "Yeah, you might wanna cut down on that."

Wartortle smiled as he waxed his board.

"Me and Marsh go way back. We met at Cianwood in Johto, and have been together ever since. He's an odd one, I know. Just give him a chance. He's really supportive."

Wartortle smiled humorously. "And he can throw a mean party."

Marshtomp threw confetti in the air.

"What?"

Mew had soon had all the Pokémon gathered in front of two cabins.

Mewtwo was there as well with a newly freshened up Stunky.

"Mewtwo!" Mew called. "How did the Stunky chase go?"

Mewtwo responded with a low growl. Stunky frowned, indignant at the situation.

Mew chuckled for a bit before turning his attention back to the others.

"All right everyone!" He started. "Before we start this challenge, I will divide you guys into teams! Mewtwo, get on it!"

Mewtwo grumbled and pulled out a list.

"Marshtomp! Wartortle! Turtwig! Carbink! Quilava! Umbreon! Ledyba! Jellicent! Braixen! Gengar! Aurorus! Bidoof! Mimikyu! Vulpix! Togedemaru! Pinsir! Pikachu! Glaceon!" Mewtwo called. "You guys are the Hopeful Ho-ohs!"

"Empoleon! Charizard! Druddigon! Ivysaur! Zorua! Dragonite! Totodile! Stunky! Farfetch'd! Vibrava! Togekiss! Granbull! Mienshao! Riolu! Wynaut! Starmie! Klefki! Kecleon!" Mewtwo a dressed the remaining Pokémon. "You all are the Lazy Lugias!"

It wouldn't be wrong to say that most of the lazy Lugias were not pleased with their team name.

"You dare to call me lazy?" Empoleon shouted.

"Ugh! Just great!" Called out Charizard.

"How do you even know that we are lazy?" Starmie objected.

"Yeah! Change our name before I fart on you!" Stunky shouted, loudest of all.

Mewtwo's face had remained smug until Stunky had made his outburst.

"Fine!" He shouted. "You are all now the Limber Lugias!"

Stunky sighed.

"I don't like it when people treat me like that. I'm not just stink, ya know?"

Starmie sighed.

"I don't wanna admit it, but I'm getting bummed out by the game. It's not as fun as I thought."

Empoleon scoffed.

"Mew and that co host better not screw with me. I'm winning those rare candies."

Mew groaned as the Lugias cheered.

"Whatever!" He said. "Meet at the large cliff that oversees the ocean in 10 minutes! Or you'll become automatically eliminated!"

10 minutes later, a bunch of exhausted Pokémon we huddled on the cliff.

"I. Have. Never. Moved. That. Fast." Starmie panted out.

Mimikyu spoke up from his death bed on the floor. "Tell me about it."

The others voiced their agreement until Mew started laughing and peering over the cliff and into the ocean.

They all turned to stare at him.

"What?" Totodile breathed out.

Mew wiped his eyes. "Nothing! It's just that your torture starts here! Your challenge is to jump over this cliff and onto one of the slides waiting for you halfway down! All of them will take you to the target water area, where you're supposed to be! But not all of them are reliable! Haha!"

"And if we miss one of the slides?" Umbreon asked.

"Well, if you can land into the target area, you'll still gain a point for your team! Land outside of the area..." Mew burst out into giggles.

"Okay, you're enjoying this too much." Braixen said, freaked out at water. "What if we don't want to jump?"

Mew shrugged. "You can chicken out, but I can't guarantee that your teammates will keep you in if they lose the challenge."

Braixen and the other fire types sighed.

Mew smirked. "Hopeful Ho-ohs! You're up first!"

"I guess I'll go first." Braixen said sadly, as Dragonite looked on with worry.

Okay, so next time, we'll cover the challenge and the elimination ceremony!

By the way, it's probably too early for fan mail to the characters, but plz tell me which one is your favorite! I'd really appreciate it! Also tell me which you think shall be eliminated! Your choice will have no influence whatsoever, but I still like to see what you think.

Mewtwo: Review, or I'll send Stunky after you.