Sometimes a Starship Captain has to sacrifice his life or his love to save his crew...
"Okay, I can't, no, I can't do this!"
"Captain, we have no other option!"
"But …Doing this?"
"Jim! She is dying!"
"And YOU are the doctor, not me!"
"I know …But I can do nothing to treat her…she has stopped eating…She is suffering from depression!"
"No, never! I'm sorry but I refuse…"
"Captain, you have just to tell her that you …"
"Mr. Spock! I CAN'T do this! Do you understand?"
"James Tiberius Kirk! YOU are the only one who can make her eat again! Lt Sulu says that she will die soon, he is really worried…You have no other choice than tell her you like…no, you LOVE her!"
"But ….She's a flower! A stupid carnivorous plant!"
"Well…In fact she is a sentient plant with emotions …"
"And it's you, my Vulcan friend, who say this? Am I the only one sane on this ship?"
"Keep calm, Captain …Jim."
"Okay …Okay …I give up. *sigh*…Ouch! Bones! Don't push me! I said I will go!"
"Come on Jim! The Botanic laboratory is in the opposite direction!"
"I know…I know…I surrender."
And sometimes a starship captain has to just sacrifice his pride…
"Thank you Captain! I'm so happy that you came …*sob*… to save my poor Gertrude!"
"Well…*sigh*…If I can help you, Lt Sulu…"
"Come Captain, she is here!"
"Yes. Yes …I follow you."
And two minutes later…
"Well…Gertrude…You are the most beautiful flower in this universe and …ahem…I like your purple petals and… this noise you make when you seem to laugh…Well…I love you!"
"HiiiHiiii …*smack* …*smack*…Hiiii…*mwah*"
"It works! It works! Oh thank you, Captain!"
"This is crazy, Jim! Ahahaha…You have a true gift to attract females of any species…Ladykiller!"
"Bones! Shut up!*sigh*"
Yes, sometimes…A Starship Captain has to sacrifice himself…