Cid Highwind V.S. Palmerzilla!!!!
Chapter 1
It was a quiet day in Rocket Town. Life was usually the same there after the terror of Sephiroth and Meteour was over and done with. Cid Highwind, his mechanics, and engineers were always busy everyday working on the new Shinra No: 27 Rocket. He wanted to feel what it was to be like in space, and with no interruptions or problems. Sure he went into space once before but that was only at an emergency when he, Cloud, and the others had to acchive the Huge Materia from Shinra. Anyways, Cid was still his same old self, swearin' over something major or meaningless, keepin' his smoking habit alive, and always barking orders at the occasionally clumsy Shera, his assistant. So all was going well until Cid needed something...
"SHERA!!! How many times have I told you to get me some &@!$^% tea!!! You're slower than molasses on a damn tree!" "I'm sorry captain, but its just that I'm preparing dinner for the head of the Space Program so he can discuss on how funds can be given for your rocket" Shera commented. Cid paused at this and then lost his temper. "Ah... Dammit!" Not that fatman Palmer, all he'll do is probably comment on how we have the best lard to put in his damn tea!" "Well if you want to have the rocket complete all we have to do is sign the Shinra 100% trust guarantee contact in order to get the funds for the rocket" sighed Shera. Cid just calmed down and said "Fine, fine but if he messes this deal up, I'm gonna take my Venus Gospel and shove it up his fatass!" Cid then walked out of his house and went back to the rocket, puffing on another ciggarate before getting back to work.
A few hours later fatman Palmer arrived at Rocket Town with a few Shinra executives at his side. "Hey hey, I hope that they have my special " green sugar lard tea ready!" chuckled Palmer. He knocked Cids door at his house and was greeted by Shera. Cid was on the couch watching T.V. waiting until he was ready for the discussion over dinner. However, when he tried to go through the door he was stuck. It seemed that the blubberball gained more weight. So after an hour of trying to get him free by pushing him through, he finally was loose, but stumbled forward and his face landed on the giant cheery pie Shera made. It splattered all over the damn house and all over the food on the dinner table, as well as on Cid's face. "I guess you just ruined dinner fatman." Cid grumbled as he wiped his face off with a rag. "Don't say fat!!!" Palmer whined. So after cleaning up the mess, Cid, Shera, Palmer, and the executives sat down with the contract on the table. Before any discussion had begun, Palmer perked up " Ohhh, I want some tea, and don't forget the lard!!" Shera got up and was starting to make the tea. However, what Shera didn't notice was that there was some mako juice in the "Shinra custom made lard" she bought from the store...
When Shera was done making the tea, she brought it over to the shloppy gooman. Palmer immediately took a sip. All of a sudden however, something went horrably wrong. Palmer's body was blowing up like a balloon, only that he didn't stop growing, he just got fatter and taller. "What the %&%! is going on!! Cid shouted. He took his Venus Gospel with him and ran out of the house with Shera. The house exploded due to Palmer constantly growing. Cid took a ciggarate and smoked it, who was astonished by this shocking site of horror. "Son of a bitch... what are we going to do now!? Believe it or not, Palmer was already 250 feet tall and a giant ball of goo when he stopped growing. "Hey Hey, I'm all big and strong, look at how much I have grown!" Palmer chuckled loudly. "C'mon Shera! We gotta go warn the others!" Cid and Shera hopped in the Highwind and flew off and away from the marvelous giant...
To be continued...
Chapter 1
It was a quiet day in Rocket Town. Life was usually the same there after the terror of Sephiroth and Meteour was over and done with. Cid Highwind, his mechanics, and engineers were always busy everyday working on the new Shinra No: 27 Rocket. He wanted to feel what it was to be like in space, and with no interruptions or problems. Sure he went into space once before but that was only at an emergency when he, Cloud, and the others had to acchive the Huge Materia from Shinra. Anyways, Cid was still his same old self, swearin' over something major or meaningless, keepin' his smoking habit alive, and always barking orders at the occasionally clumsy Shera, his assistant. So all was going well until Cid needed something...
"SHERA!!! How many times have I told you to get me some &@!$^% tea!!! You're slower than molasses on a damn tree!" "I'm sorry captain, but its just that I'm preparing dinner for the head of the Space Program so he can discuss on how funds can be given for your rocket" Shera commented. Cid paused at this and then lost his temper. "Ah... Dammit!" Not that fatman Palmer, all he'll do is probably comment on how we have the best lard to put in his damn tea!" "Well if you want to have the rocket complete all we have to do is sign the Shinra 100% trust guarantee contact in order to get the funds for the rocket" sighed Shera. Cid just calmed down and said "Fine, fine but if he messes this deal up, I'm gonna take my Venus Gospel and shove it up his fatass!" Cid then walked out of his house and went back to the rocket, puffing on another ciggarate before getting back to work.
A few hours later fatman Palmer arrived at Rocket Town with a few Shinra executives at his side. "Hey hey, I hope that they have my special " green sugar lard tea ready!" chuckled Palmer. He knocked Cids door at his house and was greeted by Shera. Cid was on the couch watching T.V. waiting until he was ready for the discussion over dinner. However, when he tried to go through the door he was stuck. It seemed that the blubberball gained more weight. So after an hour of trying to get him free by pushing him through, he finally was loose, but stumbled forward and his face landed on the giant cheery pie Shera made. It splattered all over the damn house and all over the food on the dinner table, as well as on Cid's face. "I guess you just ruined dinner fatman." Cid grumbled as he wiped his face off with a rag. "Don't say fat!!!" Palmer whined. So after cleaning up the mess, Cid, Shera, Palmer, and the executives sat down with the contract on the table. Before any discussion had begun, Palmer perked up " Ohhh, I want some tea, and don't forget the lard!!" Shera got up and was starting to make the tea. However, what Shera didn't notice was that there was some mako juice in the "Shinra custom made lard" she bought from the store...
When Shera was done making the tea, she brought it over to the shloppy gooman. Palmer immediately took a sip. All of a sudden however, something went horrably wrong. Palmer's body was blowing up like a balloon, only that he didn't stop growing, he just got fatter and taller. "What the %&%! is going on!! Cid shouted. He took his Venus Gospel with him and ran out of the house with Shera. The house exploded due to Palmer constantly growing. Cid took a ciggarate and smoked it, who was astonished by this shocking site of horror. "Son of a bitch... what are we going to do now!? Believe it or not, Palmer was already 250 feet tall and a giant ball of goo when he stopped growing. "Hey Hey, I'm all big and strong, look at how much I have grown!" Palmer chuckled loudly. "C'mon Shera! We gotta go warn the others!" Cid and Shera hopped in the Highwind and flew off and away from the marvelous giant...
To be continued...