Letters from The Disgruntled (and inconsistently powered) Wizard

by dreaddragonknight

What happens when a wizard starts hoping around the multiverse going into the realm of stories? well he writes certain big people in those worlds a worded letter telling them off about random stuff, because sanity is optional. Warning it's not just Worm and DxD ( i couldn't figure out how to add more then two sources)

1. High School DxD

High School DxD

Dear Fallen Angels

I am writing this letter to you, in the hopes that you will come and get Azazel, you know one of your leaders, off my back. For you see, he decided my temporary workshop wasn't 'exciting' enough and so he keeps teleporting in hookers both of the magical and mundane kind. While I can enjoy the female form as much as the next guy, I also want to get some work done from my magic experiments to create a money tree, which is really hard to do when hookers are literally falling into my lap and I have to send them back to their residences. So please please come over and get this over-powered and older form of a horny teenager out of my hair. Also before you ask, yes I did try banishing him with my magic, but he kept on dodging, coming right back, or just hitting me with that stupid rocket powered fist of his.

Once again I implore you to come and assist me with this situation. I promise if you do I'll get Merlin's staff for you. Also to sweeten the deal I'll give you guys a recipe for dragon nip that should work pretty well on that Sacred Gear user of yours.

Sincerely,

TDW