A/N: This is a short somewhat smutty (underage= go away) little fic that started out with a question - is it possible to write a love scene between two people without divulging who they are, including their gender? This means that the characters could be M/F, M/M or F/F. My question to you is – can you tell who the lovers are? They could be anyone from the HP universe. If I have done my job well, it shouldn't be too obvious. Their identities will be revealed in chapter 2. Thanks to Diane for the idea.

Chapter 1

"You're late."

"I know. My meeting ran longer than planned. You know how they are once they get going. Sorry, love."

"Hmm."

"You're not angry, are you?"

"Well, I would have appreciated knowing you wouldn't be home on time, though. Have you eaten?"

"Yeah, we had something brought in during the meeting. Damn, I guess you were waiting…"

"Uh-huh."

"I am such an idiot sometimes. I promise next time I'll send an owl. Okay? Answer me, are you cross?"

"I don't appreciate being ignored you know."

"I wasn't ignoring you, love. It was unavoidable. I'm sorry. I really and truly am. Look at me. Do you forgive me?"

"Don't jump on the bed like that. I almost bounced off."

"I'm just trying to get you to look at me. Please?"

"You can put away your bottom lip. Pouting will get you nowhere. And you can stop batting your eyelashes while you're at it. I'm not looking at you. Can you not see I am trying to read? Go away and stop pawing me. Oh, damn! How can I stay mad at you when you give me that look? All right, I forgive you. Do I not even get a kiss?"

"Of course. Better?"

"Better."

"Ha, I knew you'd come around."

"Cheeky!"

"I'm going for a shower. Join me?"

"I had my shower hours ago. If you notice, I am in bed already."

"Are you trying to make me feel guilty?"

"Naturally. Is it working?"

"You bloody well know it is! I love you, you know, even if you are being insufferable."

"So you have said on numerous occasions. Go bathe. And don't stick your tongue out at me. It is most unbecoming."

"Come with me."

"No."

"Please?"

"No. Can't you see I'm trying to read? Run along now."

"Spoil sport."

"It's not my fault you weren't here earlier."

"Touché. I won't be long. Kiss?"

"There, now GO!"

……..

"I thought you were reading?"

"I am reading. At least, I would be reading if someone would stop interrupting me."

"You weren't reading. You were watching me dry off."

"I was not."

"Bloody liar! You were, too. You were checking out my arse."

"I was NOT!"

"You're so cute when you're angry. Give us a hug."

"I am not cute. Hmm, you smell good. Used my shampoo again, didn't you?"

"I'm all out."

"As usual."

"I have more important things on my mind than shampoo."

"Ha! That would be a first."

"Don't be rude."

"Stop that. I'm reading."

"I'm not doing anything."

"Kissing my neck like that, you call that nothing?"

"Oh, that!"

"Don't play innocent with me. I have to read this for tomorrow."

"Don't let me stop you."

"O-h-h, how do you expect me to continue when your hands are wandering all over my body?"

"Just ignore me."

"Easier said than done."

"I have faith in you."

"Could you kindly remove your hand? Oh, have mercy! What are you doing down there?"

"It's fairly obvious, isn't it?"

"But my book…"

"What did you just read?"

"I…I haven't the faintest idea."

"I think you should put that away, don't you?"

"Would you please stop, o-h-h, Merlin! You know I can't resist when you bite my nipples like that."

"Why do you think I did it?"

"Brat! Come here."

"I thought you wanted to read?"

"Shut up and kiss me."

"Gods, do you have any idea how much I want you?"

"Uh-huh."

"Merlin, have mercy! D-d-don't stop. I love it when you do that. And that…hiss…oh yes!"

"You sure you don't want me to return to my book?"

"Don't be a tease…oh…as..if..oh yes…you could go back to your book. You want me as much as I want you."

"True enough. Do you like that, love?"

"Yes-s-s. Don't stop. One finger isn't enough. I want more."

"My, my. Aren't we greedy tonight! Is two better?"

"Better, but still not enough. I need you in me. Now."

"Is that an order? I do not take orders from you or anyone else."

"Please. I'm asking nicely. Oh, gods! Please, I need you now. I'll beg if you want, just don't stop, love."

"Merlin, you mouth is so hot! You are ready for me, aren't you? Oh, gods, you are so tight! YES!"

"Don't stop. Harder…oh yes…harder. So close. Just like that, yes, just like that. That's it, love. Oh-h-h!"

"Can you feel me deep inside you?"

"Oh, yes!"

"I love to hear you breathless."

"Oh gods!"

"Is it good?"

"Yes. Oh yes! So good. Don't stop…Oh-h-h I'm coming. Oh Merlin!"

"Ah-h-h, I'm coming too! YES!!"

"That was amazing. I can hardly breathe. Open your eyes. Look at me. Please look at me."

"Yes darling."

"Love me?"

"You know I do."

"Say it. I need to hear you say it."

"I love you. I love you with all my heart and soul."

"I love you, too. Just as much, if not more. Oh, don't move. Stay there; I like to feel you on top of me like this. It makes me feel so close to you."

"What did I ever do to deserve you? I'll never understand how you can love me as you do."

"How do you love me?"

"I just do. It is as simple as that."

"Well, that's how I feel about you. I love you. Period. End of sentence. Nothing more to be said."

"Gods, you are adorable!"

"I know."

"Conceited brat. Kiss me."

"H-m-m. I think I can sleep now. Can you reach your wand? I left mine in my robes."

"It's right here. There we go; all cleaned up."

"Are you going to read some more?"

"I don't think so. I seem to have lost interest. Sleep sounds good right about now. Come snuggle up."

"Happy?"

"Yes. You?"

"Definitely. Good night. I love you.'

"I love you, too. Sleep well."

…………

So, who are we? I'd love to hear your ideas!