Okay so this is my newest project I'm gonna write a drabble or oneshot for each of Sae Kashiwagi's 100 ways to get kicked out of the Akatsuki. Mei is my character made by me as I needed someone to get kicked out of the Akatsuki and I wasn't about to use myself.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Akatsuki or anyone else Naruto related. I do own Mei though but not the hundred ways to get kicked out of the Akatsuki. Those belong to Sae Kashiwagi I'm just using them as…..inspiration, plot, nyeh whatever they are….

100 Ways to get Kicked out of the Akatsuki

1. 1. Throw Sasori's puppets in the fireplace and claim that you couldn't find any firewood.

"Why does that bit of firewood look like a face?" Asked Diedara while eating waffles.

"Diedara, don't chew with your mouth open!" scolded Mei, the Akatsuki's newest and currently most annoying member. "Anyways it looks like a hand because it is a hand." she explained while disassembling a large and rather deadly puppet. Much to Sasori's horror and Diedara's amusement.

"What do you think your doing?" shouted Sasori, sounding very ooc while try very hard to grab his puppet out of the reach of his fellow members hands.

Mei dodged Sasori's vicious swipes at her while throwing bits of polished wood into the fire.

"What do you think your doing? I'm just putting wood into the fireplace as I've been doing all night while you've all been asleep or off doing random terrorist stuff!"

Sasori froze and everyone looked at him. When he finally seemed to recover from the shock he asked weakly "All night?"

Mei only looked exasperated.

"Of course all night how else do you think this place stays warm?

Diedara deciding to help out his fellow, sane member asked "Mei what did you use for firewood all night, un?"

Mei grinned in a proud way.

"Well I couldn't find any firewood so I looked around and in Sasori's room I found a bunch of puppets. They looked fairly unused, ya know all shiny and stuff like nobody had ever touched them so I decided that they would do." Upon hearing this Sasori rushed to his room and remaining puppets. Diedara simply said

"You know those puppets were probably priceless un?"

"Ya don't say. Well I guess you;ll just have to get some firewood for next time then." she stated in an offhand manner.

So how was it? Good, bad, simply awful or amazing.? Either way I think you should review and tell me what you thought so please do review.