Liek zomg lol!1! Another fic. NO FLAMEZ OK! U reviewers can be so mean but lets just hope you likw this! If you don't I have an evil army of emo bunniez. RAWRR!

BTW THIS IS DA UPDATED VERSION WITH BETTER SPELLIN I TRIED REALLY HARD SO NO LAMES OF I WILL SET MY EMO DINORAWRZ ON YO

I do not own Harry Potter

One day in Hogwarts it was time for Potions, but Harry didn't want to go. He was so fucking depressed! He was in seventh year now and he had changed quite alot. His jet black hair was now dyed with red streaks and he had an emo fringe that flopped over one eye. He didn't have glasses anymore because that's for nerds. (a.n: He used magic to make his eyesight better ok!1) He wore black eyeliner and a black MCR shirt to hide that he cut his wrists. He wore omg sexy tight jeans and converse XD. (a.n: like my bf lol. YOU FUCKING ROCK!"0 He was on his black MCR bed, cutting his wrists. Ron and Hermionie were really worried. They were talking in the common room Gryffindor.

"I'm really worried about Harry," said Hermionie.

"Oh yeah? Like you really care!" screamed Ron in a hot emo bi way. (He's emo in this to.) He had emo hair like *drools over keyboard* Jake Puget and omg a pink MCR eyeshadow. (THIS DOES EXIST SO THEIR!)

(I don't own the lyrics to this song.)

Couldn't take the blame,

sick with shame,

Must be exhasted to lose your own game,

Selfishly hated,

No wonder you're jaded.

Ron ran upstairs, cutting his wrists, to see Harry. Hermionie sighed. She was an emo wannabe and would never understand their deep pain. She was such a fucking poser!2" Ron and Harry didn't really like her. They just pretended to because Hermionie did their homework for them lol XD!

"OMFG!1111!" HARRY!" screamed Ron when he saw the blood.

"OMFG! Ron!" said Harry and then...he jumped on Ron and they started making out in a really hot emo bi way. Both their tongues wrestled, fighting for dominance.

"But Harry," said Ron all secretive, "but why?"

"Because Ron," said Harry in a suicidal way, "but why?"

Because Ron," said Harry in a suicidal way, "I love you and that is the only reason I cut my wrists because I thought you didn't return that love."

OMFG REON couldn't believe it. He had loved Harry too and that was why he cut HIS wrists!1 Harry gasped when he felt Ron shove his tongue down his throat really sexily. They made out on the bed and then...they had seckz! lol Hermionie came upstairs.

"FUCK OFF!" said Harry and Ron seductively. She ran away crying because she loved Harry too but she was such a fucking poser! It was obvious she was just trying to be emo so Ron and Harry were disgusted and they just carried on having sex. Harry was It was sooooo hawt that they even did it when the other boys were trying to sleep lol. That poser, Neville (omg he is such an emo poser in the 5th one, isn't he?) ran out, crying, trying so hard to be emo. Then Harry gasped as he realised something. He ran to the toilet and started puking.

"OMFG RON!" he screamed happily. "I'm fucking pregnant!" (a.n: He wasn't fat, though because it's magic and boys don't get fat when they're pregnant in this.)

So...what do u think? REMEMBER THIS IS MY FIRST YAOI FIC SO BE NICE!