Disclaimer: I own very few things, the plot to this story? I do own, Harry Potter? I do not own, it's as simple as that.
August 9th
Dear Journal, or what ever the heck you want me to call you.
I'm Scorpius Malfoy. And, mind you, your a journal not a diary, my mum wants me to tell you what's wrong with my life, and what I like about it. And apparently your supposed to answer me, it's kind of like your something for me to vent in?
You are correct.
Okay, that was a little creepy, er. You promise not to write to anyone else to tell them what I say? What the heck, did I seriously just ask you that. Oh sweet Merlin, my mother wants me to lose my sanity, that has to be it!
I doubt that.
Right. First things first. I'm in love with my best friend's sister, wow, I feel so much better, and that was sarcasm by the way.
I guessed as much, about the sarcasm part. Does this girl know you love her?
Hell no! I'm not a Gryffindor for a reason, no one except me, and you now I guess, knows. Speaking of which, what's your name, or may I name you?
Not even her brother? You should tell him, and you may name me.
Fine then.. So Bob, you want me to walk up to him and say something alone the lines of "Hey Hugo mate, I'm in love with your sister, Rose, isn't that just spiffing fantastic! She hates me!"
No, not like that, but you should tell him someway. And I doubt the girl hates you.
I hate you. I. Hate. You.
That's very sweet of you.
SHUT UP!
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Um, Bob, your supposed to tell me off and try to talk some sense in to me.
Am I?
Now I'm at a loss for words.
Care to vent some more?
I have a girlfriend, Mionica Zabini, yet she's madly in love to put it lightly, with Hugo, and he is in love with her as well, but they won't confess and tell each other, and Mionica won't let me dump her. Which is the dumbest thing ever because we both know we don't like each other that way. She is SO frustrating at times.
Sounds like you have a rather messed up life.
Talk about it. Actually don't, I don't want anyone to hear/read this.
What type of name is Mionica anyways?
The name Blaise and Rigoletto (is that even a girl name?) Zabini chose for Mionica Elizabeth Renee Zabini, then there's Jasmine Chaucer and she's kind of cute.
What does that have to do with Mionica?
Nothing, I'm just writing what comes to mind here.
Care to tell me about positive things in your life, or things you like?
I love darkness, stormy seas, stormy nights, rain, sad songs, angry songs, comforting people in need, black, dark colors, dark chocolate, Indian food, incredibly spicy things, rivers of milk, quidditch. And I absolutely detest the " new height of fashion" for girls, honestly, they need to wear MORE clothes thank you very much, they all look like skanks.
Do you normally come across people as emo?
No, more like some disgustingly handsome and rich Slytherin prince who's a absolute hot guy.
Ah, and your thoughts of that?
It's the definition of H.A.T.E. H=Horrible. A=Atrocious. T=Tactless. E=Ego hurting.
Uh-huh and you could have just said that you hated it.
But my dear Bob Francesca, that's not how my complex brain works.
One question, am I a guy or a girl to you?
Girl, your Roberta Francesca, but Bob Frank for short when I'm talking about quidditch.
So, basically I change genders or something?
Nope, your just more of a tomboy then.
Riiight...
THAT WORD IS NOT IN THE DICTIONARY!
Okay then. Your weird.
Sorry, I can't help but do that, I think I get it from hanging out with Hugo and Rose so much, Hugo and I are like her partner's in crime/bodyguards. Speaking of which, she has a freaking boyfriend.
That's a slight hiccup in T.H.Y.L.H. plan.
And pray tell, what is that plan?
Telling-her-you-love-her.
Scorpius Malfoy does not approve.
Roberta Francesca does approve.
Scorpius is mad at Bob Frank and will now call her his BFF.
That makes no sense you know?
Bob Frank Forever!
I swear I ended up talking to the least sane male specimen in history.
You probably did...
