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Chapter 1

"Shit!" I cursed as I ran away from the guards. "Why can't they just leave me alone?" After checking to see that no one was coming, I snuck into the portal hall, and searched for the one that would bring me to the human realm. Once I found it, I jumped through.

"Prince Sasuke!" I heard one of my parents men call out. But it was too late. I'd already begun my trip to the mortal world.

I'm a prince of the underworld. A realm closely connected to the human world, but not quite the same. Since as far as I, Sasuke Uchiha, could remember, my older brother would tell me stories about the mortal world. When father would ignore me, he would tell me about humans. Sometimes, he would even take me to the portal room. We would look through special glasses that showed the different dimensions. My favorite was always the human world. I had always been interested in how such weak creatures rose to the height of power in their land.

That's why, today, I'm running away to the mortal realm. I'm sick of niichan being fathers favorite. I'm sick of always being neglected. I'm sick of the servents noticing my existence more than my own parents. But most of all, I'm sick of Itachi being the only one who loves me. That's why I'm going to live among the mortals for a while. Who knows, maybe I'll fall in love. I just can't take the isolation anymore.

It wasn't long before I fell into what humans call a pool. I quickly got out, and used my powers to turn invisible. It looks like it was close to nightfall, so I'll have to search for a place to rest for the night. It has crossed my mind that I hadn't thought this through, but who gives a damn right? Maybe I'll sleep in a tree, I'm used to doing that when father gets angry anyway. Soon enough, I came upon a park. There's no one around so it should be fine to become visible again. I slowly materialize, and use my powers to hide my natural eyes, and change my attire. Now I'm wearing skinny jeans, a black sleeveless top, and gloves. Simple human clothes.

I decide to roam the park out of pure boredom, and happen upon a boy laying on the park bench. He's what humans call a 'teenager' and seems to be out cold. He's got spikey blond hair, and is wearing shorts and an orange T-shirt. It's not that warm either, so I conjure up a blanket and covered him with it. He shifted, and I got scared when he woke up. I began to walk away but then I heard a voice call from behind me.

"You're not going to stay?" The boy said.

I turned and looked at him. "Do you mean me?"

"Well," he replied, "there's no one else here."

"Oh..."

"Thanks," he said while handing me the blanket, "I'm Naruto." He extended his right arm towards me, a common human gesture.

I shook his hand. "Sasuke."

"Why are you around here so late?" Naruto asked me.

"I was trying to think of what to do." I told him.

"About what?"

"I need a place to stay the night."

Naruto gave me a look. "Can't you go home."

"I ran away." I sighed.

"Oh..." Naruto looked at me, then the ground, and then back at me. "If you want you can stay at my place."

"Thanks, but I'd rather not impose on a complete stranger." I declined.

He scowled and grabbed my wrist, dragging me out of the park. "My parents are out of town so it'll be fine. Besides, you don't look that much older than me. It's dangerous for students to be out at night, even guys."

He did have a point. "How old are you?" I asked.

"Sixteen. You?"

My response was immediate. "One thousand eight hundred and five."

Naruto looked at me skeptically. "Haha, very funny. What are you really? Eighteen?"

I nodded and smiled. "Yea," Why the fuck did I tell him my real age?! "I'm eighteen."

He continued to drag me to his house. Apparently he didn't live that far from the park. He pulled me inside, and forced me to sit down on a nearby couch. This was going to be a really long night. Naruto walked into the kitchen and began to make something. When he was done, he came out with two cups of tea and handed me one.

"Thank you." I said, taking the cup from him.

"Are you hungry?" he asked me. "I can make us something to eat if you want."

"It's fine." I don't want him doing too much for me. Just then, I felt my identifier start to vibrate. "Shit!"

"What is it?" Naruto asked.

"Sorry, I have to take this." I said, pulling out the device. I pressed the answer button. "Itachi?"

"Where the fuck are you?!" Itachi shouted so loud, that even Naruto heard. "I heard you took one of the cross portals!"

"Shh! I'm not alone." I tried to shut him up.

"Sasuke, I know things can get bad, but why didn't you wait for me to come home?" Niichan sounded worried.

"You said you'd be gone for a month because of work! What else was I supposed to do?"

"Well, you sure as hell weren't supposed to leave Hell!" Itachi shouted. "You went to the mortal world right? I'm coming to get you."

"What?! No! I'm fine, so don't look for me." I pleaded with him.

"I'll be there in three weeks. Right now I'm in the sorcery realm, that's pretty far from where you are. At least tell me what country you went to."

I paused, afraid that he'd get even more angry. "I went to America. It was the first place that came to mind."

"SASUKE YOU FUCKING MORON! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS!" Itachi bellowed. "It's going to take me at least a week to get through from this realm, and to top it off you chose the most complicated country to rout!"

"Well sorry for leaving!" I screamed back at him. "Just forget about coming. I told you I'm fine so don't come!"

"Sasuke-!" Itachi couldn't finish because I hung up on him.

"Who the fuck does he think he is?!" I grumbled.

"Something wrong?" Naruto asked.

I sighed, "It's nothing."

"That can't have been nothing." Naruto mumbled. "From the sound of things, it seems like you came from a different country."

"Something like that."

"Someone coming to get you?" he asked me.

"If you mean my parents, then no. Just a lone asshole who left me in the first place."

"Oh..."

"Sorry," I smiled at him, "Even if he comes, I don't think he'll be able to find me."

Naruto stood me up. "How about I show you to the guest room?"

"Alright," I replied, "thanks."

"No problem!" he grinned.

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Note: Hope you all liked this so far! See you in chapter two!