Konoha is a really sweet place to live. It has nice weather, nice people, strong shinobi and a whole lot more. It's never boring when you can watch the kids at play. Everyone is happy, everyone is peaceful and having loads of fun!

Except one lady who hates being called ma'am, and of course we all know that lady. It's Tsunade.

The Fifth Hokage was sitting in her office in danger of dying out of boredom. She leaned on her chair and looked at the sky, thinking, thinking about something fun to do. The ninja matron wished she could think properly. There had been this annoying song stuck in her head since last week's ceremony, and it was all because of Naruto.

FLASHBACK

Naruto was in the ceremony walking and enjoying the festive time. He was kind of hungry, and the ramen shop was closed because of the ceremony. His stomach rumbled loudly and he looked around for some restaurants. Thankfully it wasn't long 'til he found one. Or at least that's what he thought.

The confident twenty-something entered what turned out to be a bar, whose obvious services he didn't notice owing to his blinding hunger. Naruto sat and grinned at the bartender. "Oii! Can I have something?"

The bartender blinked at him and nodded. "What do you want, boy?"

Naruto grinned wider. "Anything! Just make it satisfy my stomach!"

His host smirked and poured vodka in a glass which he then handed to the ignorant intruder. "That should satisfy your brain and stomach," he said meaningfully.

Oblivious, Naruto frowned and looked at the glass. "Beh, what the hell." He started drinking, and soon the novice drinker decided he liked the taste of this stuff, whatever it may be. He then kept on drinking and drinking 'til he found himself clutching at the slick wooden bar-top unsteadily and wondering why the room appeared to be spinning.

After paying his tab, the drunken jonin staggered from the bar. He started walking and smiling like an idiot as he hiccupped every few seconds.

After drunkenly stumbling along for a while, he found himself at a stage where a band in concert was preparing for their next song.

"Mina-saan, hope you enjoyed eating your 'peanut butter and jelly'! Now so you can relax, we are going to sing a slow song!" a guy from the band yelled into the mic.

Naruto grinned. "Peanut butter… peanut butter jelly…" The idea of singing and dancing seemed quite good right now, and he vaulted up on stage and tore the mic away from the astonished musician.

Naruto grinned at the confused crowd, and without further ado began belting out a tune. "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"

He continued to sing while proceeding to do the chicken dance. "Where he at, where he at? Where he at? Oh there ya go!"

Sitting in her VIP seat at the front of the slack-jawed crowd, Tsunade's eye was twitching furiously as she felt a very clear and strong urge to kill her precious student. In fact, when Naruto started slapping his ass in tune to the last part, a lot of never-before-dreamt-of death punishments popped into her head.

As oblivious to his impending execution as he was to virtually everything that didn't involve ninjitsu, Naruto continued singing. "PEANUT BUTTER JEELLLY! PEANUT BUTTERR JELLLY!" he brayed loudly as he leaned down and yanked a girl from the crowd up onstage.

As it turned out, this happened to be Hinata. The maiden blushed tomato red when Naruto held her hand and crooned, "I like to move it move it!"

From out of nowhere, Lee then vaulted onto the stage and started harmonizing with his friend. "I like to move it move it!" The melee master swaggered back and forth as he raised his thumb victoriously.

Not to be outdone by his pupil, Maito Gai then jumped in and suddenly there was a trio of happy morons rocking out for all the world to see.

"WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!"

Without warning, Naruto then hugged Hinata from behind and started to slowly sway with her in a most intimate fashion, which caused her body to go limp and her pure soul to rise out from her mouth, having finally found heaven.

Before the drunken blonde could continue this unusual activity, he inexplicably found himself on the ground being bludgeoned by an irate Haishi, who was screaming, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER, FREAK?"

The Hyuga patriarch cursed and swore as he punched Naruto harder, while beside them Hinata blinked at her father and spoke stuttering. "Am… an-o-o… Father, I can… explain?"

Of course Haishi just kept on pounding the sobbing Naruto.

END OF FLASHBACK

Tsunade shivered when she remembered that. 'Peanut butter jelly, huh? And I was going to make him Hokage,' she thought to herself.

She then heard a laugh coming from outside the window. No big surprise, she had felt that Jiraiya was nearby the whole time, but was just too lazy to argue with him.

The spiky-haired loafer vaulted over the windowsill and smiled at his official superior. "Song still stuck, heh?" he asked. When Tsunade dropped her head and nodded, Jiraiya grinned. "Good, good."

She glowered in return. "What's good about it?"

Jiraiya shrugged. "Oh, nothing, nothing! You're bored, aren't you?"

Tsunade dropped her head on her desk and sobbed. "Tooo boooored!"

Her irrepressible admirer only laughed at the sight of their fearless leader, who had successfully faced the most vicious and dangerous of enemies in battle only to fall victim to the perils of running a community. "I got the perfect idea to snap you out of your funk," he grinned evilly.

Tsunade rested her hand on her chin and looked at him curiously "So?"

Jiraiya laced his hands behind his head in a lazy manner. "I was peeking at the girls in the hot springs, and overheard their conversation. To be honest, it's quiet interesting."

The matriarch's eyes narrowed. "You did what?"

He quickly continued. "They spoke about a TV show that's going to be on pretty soon. We should sign the Rookie 9 and Team Gai into that show secretly."

Tsunade gave him a blank stare. "What's your point, Jiraiya?"

The dirty-minded menace leaned in and whispered conspiratorially. "You see, that TV show will secretly film them and pull funny traps on them, and when they fall for it, everyone will see it broadcast, including us!"

A widening of the eyes, and then a devilish smirk worked up his cohort's features. "Heeh? Interesting, indeed. So tell me all about this show."

"Well, the Rookie 9 and Team Gai never went to a city, yes? And never actually boarded a plane, am I right?"

Tsunade nodded.

"That TV show will give us tickets so the kids can travel to the USA, and you do know the States pretty well since you went gambling in Las Vegas."

He ducked as she swung a half-hearted punch at his head. "Don't ever mention that unlucky dump again. But I'll admit, it sounds interesting! Just the thing to cure me of boredom!"

Before she knew it the silver-haired sage was draped over the top of the desk with his eyes on level with her cleavage. "Don't I deserve a kiss?"

To his surprise, Tsunade smiled sweetly. "Yes, you do!"

Jiraiya could hardly believe his ears. The voluptuous woman then crooked a finger invitingly, and when he drew closer she whispered, "Close your eyes, Jiraiya."

Jiraiya's eyes widened but then snapped shut just as quickly. 'Finally! I made Tsunade fall for me' he thought to himself as perverted fantasies popped into his head.

Everything else melted away when he abruptly felt her kissing him.

'Ahhh, now this was worth waiting for.'

Jiraiya blissfully cracked an eyelid, to find himself face-to-face and lip-to-lip with Sai.

"NANNII?" Jiraiya screamed as he pushed the grinning ink-master away.

Tsunade laughed uproariously. "You baka, you actually thought I'll kiss you?"

Sai only grinned. "Gomen, Jiraiya-sama, Hokage-sama forced me to do this," he said calmly.

Jiraiya's eyes flooded with tears. He then sat in a corner and hugged his knees. "I hate you!" he yelled.

Tsunade grinned nervously. "He's doing the 'emo act' on me," she said with an anxious chuckle.

Sai turned to his mistress. "So, Hokage-sama, why did you call me here?"

In response, the Hogake leaned back in her chair and smiled. "I suppose you heard my conversation with Jiraiya, eh?"

Sai nodded.

"I want you to tell these people about the TV show: Kakashi, Anko, Kurenai, Gai, Asuma, Yamato, and Shizune. And when you do, tell all of Rookie 9 and Team Gai to come to my office. But DO NOT tell them about this show, understand?"

Sai nodded and smiled. "Right away, Hokage-sama." He then disappeared in a poof.

15 minutes later…

All Rookie Nine stood in the Hokage office, and they weren't happy at all since they just came back from a long, tiring mission. Naruto was the only one who was excited. "Eh, Baaaaa-chan! Please tell me it isn't a really low-rank mission?"

She ignored the title and put on her most pleasant smile as she leaned forward in her chair. "It's not really a mission, Naruto. Since you have all been having really exhausting missions these days, I thought I should reward you and give you tickets to travel to the USA, in Orlando, Florida!"

Everyone stared dumbfounded at Tsunade. Sakura then spoke. "Do they have a lot of shops there?"

The living legend nodded vigorously. "Yep."

Naruto crossed his arms. "Ramen?"

Another nod.

Sasuke leaned on the wall. "Itachi?"

Tsunade grinned nervously. "I .. don't know about that, Sasuke."

Neji sniffed. "A Jonin like me doesn't need rest. Excuse me, Hokage-sama, but I don't think I want to go."

The village chief cast Neji a deathly glare "Everyone is going, understood?"

The pale-eyed twenty-something swallowed hard. "Fine," he huffed and crossed his arms.

Tsunade chuckled. "Good. Now you have an hour to pack your stuff, you have to be at the airport in 2 hours. So hurry up!" she added sharply.

Shikamaru sighed. "Mendokuse… Godaime… who's supposed to watch over Azumi while Kurenai is resting and Asuma is on missions?"

Tsunade 'hmm'ed' and then spoke. "You could take her with you. Though be careful with her."

"Hai.. hai.." The genius tactician surrendered without a fight.

Tsunade glanced about at their faces. "Any questions?" Everyone shook their heads except Naruto. She cocked a weary eyebrow at him. "What is it, gaki?"

Naruto blinked. "So this isn't a mission?" he asked stupidly. Everyone sighed and shook their heads slightly at his trademark thick-headedness.

Before Tsunade could speak, Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke. "Yaaaaah minaaa, of course there is a mission," he proclaimed easily.

Tsunade blinked. "Kakashi?"

The master shinobi turned and looked at her. "You do know who lives in the US, right?"

She considered this for a time and then let out a gasp. "OH!"

Kakashi smiled and fixed his single visible eye on his students. "Maybe it's time, don't ya think?"

His leader crossed her arms skeptically. "Probably."

The masked marvel turned to everyone "Well, I don't call this a mission, but you will probably meet someone interesting over there".

Lee perked up. "Who is it, Kakashi-sensei?"

Kakashi shook his head. "I am not supposed to say, although I can say that that person is as youthful as you." He then hoisted a thumbs-up. Lee's eyes glowed.

Tsunade blew out her breath and gave a wave of her hand. "Sai will be going with you guys as well, so now you are all dismissed!" Everyone nodded and left the office.

Sakura spoke to everyone before they headed for their houses to pack "Let's meet at the gates when you're all done, ok?" They nodded and departed for their separate destinations.

Up in the Hokage's office, Asuma, Kurenai, Shizune, Yamato and Anko all arose from their hiding places.

Anko grinned. "Heeeh, Hokage-sama, you're my idol now," she exclaimed loudly.

The beautiful blonde made a pooh-poohing motion. "It's not my idea, though. It's that baka's." She pointed, and all looked to the corner that Jiraiya was still sitting in and sobbing with a really depressed aura around him.

Anko grinned nervously and scratched the back of her head. Gai shuddered. "Well, either way, I have to thank you and Jiraiya-sama! Lee is going to have immense spirit training by going on this trip! Flames of youth always win!"

Tsunade then raised her hand to shush everyone. "We'll need a big couch, and an even bigger plasma TV in here." Her minions nodded, and the ringleader of this dastardly scheme grinned again. "We'll be watching them in here. Shizune, go buy the orders I am going to tell you right now, please." Shizune nodded in understanding.

O.O.o.O.O..O.o.o.o.o.o.O..!

All the assembled teams as well as Sai were done with packing and now assembled before the gates. Shikamaru sighed loudly. "So, where's this airport Godaime talked about?"

Naruto was dancing from one foot to another and shadow-boxing, but stopped to answer. "Baa-chan gave me a map to where it is!"

Shikamaru looked at the map and scratched his head. "Well, let's go."

They started walking according to where the directions indicated. The weather was clear and bright, well-suited for a brand new journey. Kiba leapt into the air and gave a joyous shout. "Heh! I am so going to let the girls over there fall for my charm."

Ino sweat-dropped. "What charm are you talking about? With that dog breath you'll only attract different breeds of mutts."

The rowdy youth merely yawned. "Yeah, right."

x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x..x.x.x.x.x.

Tsunade sat on the couch and flicked on the plasma TV. Jiraiya flopped down beside her, gleeful with anticipation. "Heeh, it started!"

"Minaa-san! It's time for your favorite show! Today an old guy signed these people secretly to our show! We'll drive them crazy, and you laugh!"

The Toad Sage's excitement dimmed somewhat. "Old guy... pef."

Kurenai craned her head at the screen. "They don't look like they're doing well."

Asuma laughed with his arm draped around her shoulders. "They have only an hour to arrive at the airport, they'll totally miss their plane."

.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

Everyone was a little surprised at where the map got them, not to mention disappointed. Sasuke glanced around with open contempt. "Baka, we are in the jungle! Is that even a map? Give me that!" He snatched the map away and looked at it. His eyes narrowed down to slits and he glanced around uncertainly. "Do you think… this is the airport?" he said.

Shikamaru spoke while squatting to examine a brightly colored flower. "I never went to an airport, don't ask me."

"How can you act so calm?" Ten-Ten stamped her foot. "We're lost and going to starve to death out here in this untamed wilderness!"

"HAHAHAHA! We have visitors!"

The two teams looked at one another as if to ask who had spoken, then slowly turned to look behind them.

Not a one of them knew what to make of it when they saw themselves confronted by people holding sticks and wearing diapers.

Neji narrowed his eyes. "Excuse me, is this the airport?" he asked.

"HA HA HA! You are a funny young man!" The one speaking turned to his men. "Catch them!"

The next thing they knew, all of the ninja were tied together back-to-back. "Ok, seriously, what do you want?" Kiba said, annoyed.

Their captor only threw back his head and laughed some more. "You can't leave unless you do something for us! To entertain us!"

Kiba threw up a little in his mouth. "Eww, dude, I ain't gonna strip for ya! Although Sasuke might since he decided to work as a stripper."

His teammate gave a jolt in his bound position. "What the heck Kiba -.-!"

The stranger rubbed his eyes and gritted his teeth. He then spoke in a more normal and somewhat tired tone of voice. "Entertain us by doing something stupid that might make us laugh. Nothing over PG-13."

Ino considered this. "Well, the clown in here is Naruto."

Tied up at her back, Naruto sobbed. "I am only baka, not a clown!"

"One's the same as another in my book," Sakura muttered.

"AH!" Hinata yelped. "S-someone just touched me!"

"We're roped together, I couldn't help it," TenTen flushed in embarrassment.

"ECCHI!"

At this point everyone started to argue and complain loudly. Their diaper-clad attackers glanced between one another and shrugged helplessly.

"Fine," Shino said calmly, his quiet voice startling his teammates. "Since no one is going to do this, and our plane is going to leave in 45 minutes, I will have to volunteer."

Every one of the students blinked and said in the same time, "Shino O.O?"

"I forgot he was with us," Naruto whispered.

Shino's shoulders tensed upon hearing this. The head bandit only laughed evilly, back to his villainous persona. "Fine, untie them." His men nodded and moved to comply.

Shino took a deep breath and started removing all his clothes except for his underwear. Everyone seemed uncomfortable at that, even the diaper-men. They sweat-dropped even more when he slide his underwear a little causing his butt to show a crack.

The gruff youth sighed and cleared his throat, then proceeded to sing in a loud voice that made everyone jump. "Oh I am a guummmy Bear, Yess ma a Gummy bear, Oh I am a yummy jummy lovely lucky gummy bear."

All this was done in a CUTE voice (use your imagination xD) as he started dancing the cha-cha. The students' collective jaws fell when they saw that, though back in Konoha everyone laughed their heads off. Especially Tsunade and Anko.

Shino then started jumping like a rabbit. "Ooooh I am a lovely dovey Gummy bear! Bai ding ba doli party! Bamm bing dolli party beding ba doli PARTY party pop!" He pranced and shook his rump. "I'm a jelly bear, cause am a gummy bear! Oh I'm movin' singing groovin' jammin' singing gummy bear! Ohh yaooooh"

The scary men laughed and pounded one another on the backs. Shino then stopped his performance and attempted to muster some dignity. "I did something stupid. Now please, let us go. We have 35 minutes left to locate the airport." He started donning his clothes.

Their captor nodded approvingly. "Fine, you can leave. But if we see you people here again, we will have to make you do things that will render you unfit for human company. Oh, by the way, in case you're interested, the airport is over there."

He hiked a thumb over his shoulder, where a mammoth international airport sprawled amidst the jungle in clear view of where they sat, planes taking off and landing with loud roars.

There was the sound of numerous head-plants. Sai just grinned. "Oh , aren't we stupid?" he said.

-..-..-..-

In the Aburame house…

Shino's father blinked when he saw the TV, complete with Shino dancing and singing. In spite of everything, he couldn't help but chuckle. "Well, kids, seems like your brother has decided to work at scaring the public with his handsome tush." He shook his head slightly.

*o* *o* *o*

Tsunade held her stomach while she laughed. "I... I never knew Shino could sing!"

Kurenai wiped tears from her eyes. "I am his sensei and still never knew."

Back with Rookie 9 and the others…

Kiba laughed loudly as he and the others resumed their trip towards the airport. "SHINOO! I never knew you could sing! HAHA, 'specially not that song!"

Shino kept right on walking, face hidden beneath his shades and hood. "Kiba, I believe what happened today will never leave your mouth, right?"

A chill swept over the group, and Kiba swallowed hard. "Fine, fine…"

Hinata smiled timidly. "But Shino-kun, you really saved us."

Shino nodded at her praise. "Then I am glad."

Naruto edged closer to Hinata. "Eh, Hinata? This is the first time I heard your voice in a while." He grinned.

The dark-haired girl blushed and giggled. "Oh, is that so?"

Naruto blinked incredulously. "And that's the first time ever I heard you laugh."

Hinata turned even more red and covered her mouth. Observing this, Naruto beamed at her. "Kawaiiii!" he said loudly.

She just looked at the ground, smiling and trying not to faint.

Shikamaru yawned. "Well, we're here, guys."

Everyone looked at the crowded, bustling airport. Ino tapped a finger against her chin thoughtfully. "How come we never noticed this before?"

Neji nodded sagely. "Probably because we are shinobi. Trained to see what is difficult to see, which makes it harder to notice stuff that isn't."

Lee strode forward. "YOSH! Then let's enter!" They all nodded and followed him inside.

Sakura peered around the high-ceilinged complex nervously. "Well, where do we go now?"

Shikamaru looked at the place and 'hmmed'. "Well, Godaime told me what to do once we're in here. We should go over there, the bag checking."

They nodded and started walking.

"HALT!"

The warriors of Konoha obeyed. A policeman wearing a nametag that read 'Jake' strode up to them and spoke. "Everyone, please put your hands up."

Some looks were exchanged, but they did as he asked.

"You kids look suspicious to me." The officer's eyes raked over the weirdly-dressed bunch. "You're going to have to submit to an inspection."

Without further ado, Jake started patting down Sakura, which caused her to gasp and jump off the ground. "PERVERT!" she yelled and planted her fist in his mouth.

"Yeah, been there," Naruto chuckled.

Jake clutched his bleeding mouth and spluttered, "I was checking if there were any concealed weapons, not…! Whatever, just walk through this machine and it will tell if you have weapons or not." He gestured towards a metal detector.

Everyone entered and of course they had numerous

kunai, which they disposed of in a growing pile at the disbelieving guard's feet. But when it came to TenTen's turn, those who knew her grew anxious. Jake shook himself out of his daze and spoke to the classically-dressed girl. "Take out all of your weapons, please."

TenTen sighed. "Hai hai." She then started pulling out kunai and handing them over to Jake. After that came a brace of throwing stars, pointed pins, darts, chakram, a couple of tanto daggers, and other assorted weapons from her bag, pockets, sleeves, hair and shoes. Over 100 lethal implements later, she crossed her arms and looked at the gaping security guard. "So?"

Jake recovered quickly. "Walk through that machine again, please."

She did, and without fail the metal detector gave a loud beep. The rest of the class glared at her.

"Ah, FINE!" The blade specialist removed 5 kunai from her bra, which made everyone sweat-drop. "Just take good care of my babies, 'kay?" she said as she gazed wistfully at her weapons.

Jake flashed a nervous grin. "Okii… you all may go."

Kiba peered around, sniffing as they strolled through the food court. "So now what?"

Shikamaru took out the tickets and looked at them. "Well, we still have 5 minutes, we are supposed to go... to Gate B… left building. Follow me," he said as he whispered to himself, "Mendokuse (troublesome)."

5 minutes later…

A trail of carnage was left in their wake. Noodles and overturned chairs littered the eating area. Fast-food vendors shouted and complained to flustered security personnel about vicious dog-boys and girls with voracious appetites. Nonetheless, they all arrived at the plane and sat in their seats, two per aisle. Several girls insisted on sitting next to the window, and since the guys thought it better if each girl had a guy next to her, that was how the sitting arrangements fell out.

With a little maneuvering on the parts of their comrades, that put Naruto next to Hinata.

Sasuke sat with Sakura, the pink-haired girl claiming the window seat.

Shikamaru wound up next to Ino, the boy next to the window so he could sleep without falling into the aisle, though he had to engage in a vicious fight with her for the seat.

Neji took his place with TenTen. There was no dispute as to who sat where. Hinata's relative knew when to pick his battles, and gave up the spot with the best view to his companion. He didn't want to wind up with a plastic fork shoved in his eye while he slept, after all.

Shino next to Sai since there were no more girls. Sai got the window so he could use the light to draw.

Akamaru sat next to a person nobody knew. luckily that person is stupid enough to not notice that Akamaru is actually a dog

Kiba was happy to find himself sitting next to a cute girl named Misaki.

Naruto turned from peering out the window to spy at Hinata, who was blushing a lot. "Eh, Hinata? If you want to sit next to the window, I don't mind."

She shook her head quickly. "No, it's ok, I don't mind sitting here."

The young hero blinked. "Well, why's your face so red?" Without waiting for a reply he touched her forehead in a clinical manner. Hinata blushed even more. Naruto 'hmm'ed' and took his hand away. "Ya seem fine. Though if you feel tired, pretend as if I was a pillow and lay your head on my shoulder, neh?" He patted that spot on his body and smiled.

Hinata turned away, trying to hide the pleasure that thought gave her. "Arigato, Naruto-kun," she said.

Tsunade shoved a handful of popcorn into her mouth and chewed slowly. "Well, that's interesting. Seems like gaki and Hinata are gonna be a couple soon indeeeeeeeed."

Jiraiya nodded, absorbed in the program. "Gaki is now 23, hopefully he won't do something stupid."

Kurenai grinned nervously "I bet Haishi is destroying his TV by now."

And it's true, Haishi is destroying his set at this very moment. "UZUMAKI NARUTOOO! I'LL KILL YOU!" he yelled while frothing at the mouth.

Hanabi laughed nervously. "Dad, she's 22, let her have a love life already," she advised.

Her parent spun about and directed tear-filled eyes at his remaining daughter. "Like you and Konohamaru?"

Hanabi sweat-dropped. "Oh... shimatta (crap)… you know about that, heh? Okiii I think I have a mission, bye daddy!" She quickly disappeared

T_T T_T T_T

The plane was now in the air, and of course the secluded ninja were shocked and scared. They all screamed (yes, including Neji and Sasuke). But sadly Shino and Sai proved the only ones who kept their cool. A hostess came and gave everyone water. Naruto and Neji appreciated this service the most.

Naruto cast a quick look out the window and regretted it instantly. "Ahhh, how come no one told us that the plane flies!" he cried while keeping his eyes scrunched tight. Hinata took note of how rigidly he was gripping the arms of his seat and grinned nervously "It's ok, Naruto-kun, we're safe in here."

Her champion forced a sickly smile and nodded. He then clutched his stomach. "I NEED BATHROOM!" he yelled.

The hostess came. "Oh you want the bathroom? It's over there." She pointed to the rear of the plane.

Neji looked at where the hostess indicated; he also felt the result of all that water he had consumed earlier, so he quickly leapt up and sprinted to the bathroom before anyone else. Naruto gasped and tore off in pursuit. "NEJI, THE BATHROOM IS MINE!" he yelled as he jumped atop his opponent knocking, him to the ground. The victorious fox-ninja quickly stood up and strode to claim his spoils. "HAH! Take that!" he yelled.

Neji observed the door click shut forlornly.

Naruto sighed and looked about the bathroom. "Wow… too small" he said as he sat on the toilet and started doing his business. When he finished, he flushed the toilet... though, because of his supreme stupidity, when he flushed he was still sitting, so ... he couldn't get up because the suction had taken hold.

"WHAT? THE TOILET IS TRYING TO EAT MY ASS! HELP!" he yelled as he tried to stand up.

Dancing frantically in the corridor, Neji couldn't help but chuckle. 'Serves you right, gaki,' he thought to himself.

The stewardess quickly ran up and tried opening the door. When she succeeded, she could only stare. Neji laughed in delight, whilst Naruto glowered red-faced. "What? You never seen a naked guy on the toilet? Come on, help me!"

The hostess grinned nervously and nodded.

Elsewhere, Tsunade lost all composure when she saw Naruto, laughing so hard that she choked on the popcorn. "Jiraiya! You made the same mistake when it was our first flight! HA HA, I'll never forget about that!"

Jiraiya was squirming uncomfortably with the memory. "You didn't have to mention that Tsunade..." He sighed in commiseration with Naruto.

After 15 minutes of trying to get Naruto out of the toilet…

Neji cast a triumphant look at Naruto. "Baka," he sneered. The other man just sobbed and sat on his seat.

Hinata was somewhat flustered by this situation. "Ano-o… Naruto-kun... you ok?" she said softly.

Naruto huddled in on himself, still traumatized by the experience. "The toilet tried eating my butt," he whimpered.

His comely comrade grinned nervously. "Well… it didn't… eat your... yeah."

Naruto sniffed and quickly decided on something. "I need a hug."

He then hugged Hinata tightly, not noticing the way all the blood rushed up to her head causing the young woman to lose her previous battle with consciousness and promptly pass out.

"Heh? Hinata?" He sighed and released his hold in favor of laying her head on his shoulder, still weeping at his indignity though.

Meanwhile, Neji entered the bathroom like a triumphant conqueror, only to be disappointed at the small size of his conquest. A lingering odor made him hold his nose in disgust. 'What the hell does Naruto eat anyways? Agh,' he thought to himself, then locked the door and did his business.

When he was done, he looked at the door. And kept on looking.

And looking.

After three minutes, the maverick groaned and dropped his head.

'I don't know how to unlock this door.'

Neji stared at the flat surface again and swore in frustration. 'This door is too complicated, dammit!' he shouted mentally.

30 minutes of staying in the bathroom...

Neji was half-dead because of the smell. His soul was flown out from his mouth.

TenTen had grown worried, so she got up and knocked on the door. "Nejiiiiii, why are you taking so long?" she asked.

The trapped youth perked up and felt absurdly happy. "Finally someone noticed my disappearance!"

TenTen blinked. "So?"

Neji sweat-dropped. "Well... I know it's silly... but... I don't know how to unlock the door," he blurted out nervously.

The hostess heard Neji and burst into a fit of giggles. TenTen stared, and the poor woman gasped out, "I am… very sorry. It's just funny that you stayed this long in the bathroom because you don't know how to unlock the door!"

Neji blushed in embarrasement