Title: "Pooh's Feast, Piglet's Delight"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R
Summary: In which Pooh eats Piglet.
Warnings: Slash, Drabble
Word Count: 200
Challenge: The Ficcers Unite Disney/Marvel challenge for 5-31-10 to write a fic including a food, along with your recipe for the food, and to make the fic 100, 200, or 500 words exactly if choosing to drabbleize
Disclaimer: Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, and Christopher Robin are & TM A. A. Milne, Disney, and any other respective owners, none of which are the author. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"P-P-Pooh, I-I'm n-n-not s-so s-s-su-sure t-th-that's a g-good i-idea," Piglet stammered nervously.

"Let's just try it this once, pleeease, Piglet?" Pooh whined. He smacked on his honey before adding, "We tried you pretending to be Christopher Robin last week like you wanted."

Piglet sighed. "Oh. Okay. But I'm taking a bath after we do this."

"Okay." Pooh kissed Piglet time and again, one paw running over his small body as his other paw continued to hold his honeypot. Hesitantly Piglet laid down upon Pooh's bed. Pooh continued to kiss Piglet, working his way slowly down his body that was racked with delightful trembles despite his doubt. As he neared his center, Pooh reached into his honeypot and brought out a thick pawful of the golden liquid. He kissed Piglet deeply again as he smeared the honey carefully between his lover's tiny legs.

Piglet broke from Pooh's mouth to laugh. "That tickles!" he exclaimed.

"How does this feel?" Pooh asked huskily. He leaned down, nuzzled Piglet's crotch with his furry head, and began to slowly nibble the honey off of him. His answer came in Piglet's excited cries and ecstatic moans. Pooh smiled and continued his feast. His honey had never tasted better!

The End

Pooh's Recipe for Getting Honey

1. Find the nearest beehive.

2. Stick your paw in quickly and get a pawful.

3. Run like the wind, being sure not to drop any honey along the way!

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