Last week on Degrassi, The teens suffer a widely spreading diesease called Chlamydia and all die. (Really the directors refused to pay them a bigger salary, so they all quit.) But now, Degrassi Is about to go to a new boiling point.. and I mean 500 degree burns. With a new cast, and new decisions.

This week, we join the teens as they go back to Degrassi High for the first day of school...

"You don't think we're going to die from a spreading disease that Mrs. Miller taught us in the 8th grade, do you?" "Probably! But might as well enjoy it, Crabs aren't cheap you know!" Dallas always had the worst jokes, but it was best to make him feel like you thought they were funny. Jill, continued eating her cereal like a horse, as Maddy and Dallas watched. "I looooooooooove British men!"

The trio, spent an hour outside waiting for the five minute bell to ring. As they went inside they encountered their teacher. She was the most beautiful thing Dallas had ever seen. Her hair was a buzz cut, she was rather plump, but gorgeous, nethertheless. She'd been an ex Carni for a week, but they had to find a suitable teacher somewhere..might as well try the carnival! "There's European men all around these hallways, it makes me want to sing Halleluhiah It's raining men!" That made Dallas upset, because he wasn't european..He was Albino. "I love British men!" Yelled Jill, as she tore off her jacket rapidly to reveal a "I love british boys" shirt. "Well that's explicit." Dallas said, using a big word to make him appear intellectually open. "Ha. That's what she said." Maddy said, still not knowing what explicit meant.

Just then Mrs. Catnese's partner, Car-loy came through the door. They used to be an carnival act, with the small midget and the manly woman. "You're extensions look like the hair that grows between my toes!" She shouted, but no one could really understand her high pitched voice. Just then, Meghan Began winking at Jill from down the hallway repeatedly.

Just when the gang thought it wouldn't get weirder, K-Cunt and the Women came through with their so called band. They pulled out their guitars and began singing. "Brown hair, grey eyes. Makes me wanna rape her" Dallas cocked his head to the side..and Jacob flew through the room singing "I'm pretty sure that's illegal! " Jill stared at him in disbilief, and she began braiding his unusually long leg hairs. "I say we go play sims and make a michael Jackson rapist child with unusual facial features." Maddy said with a crooked smile. "Come on, you still like that Twilight thing?" "No this smile is what happened right after I got kicked in the face by a donkey." Dallas nodded. "Sorry, I was in the bathroom for a while!" Yelled Brad as he ran out of the girls room with a wad of toilet paper stuck to his foot.