I said (warned?) there might be silliness...
You simply must read Mythweaver's "My side of the mountain" and "The other side of the mountain" before this, because otherwise this will make even less sense...don't get me wrong, this is still ridiculous and not to be taken seriously.
So...yes. This. From the thought process of Kain's "Dark" half...because, why shouldn't he be featured?
I regret nothing.
Dear Diary,
Freedom! I guess I should thank Cecil before I murder him. My other half actually believed the whole; "Let your dark side win" thing…what a fool.
I nearly forgot to say goodbye to the rocks in my haste to get off this wrenched mountain. I will miss them. Except for Harold. I never liked Harold…
Wait. Rydia has a dark doppelganger now? Does everyone?!
Who is this?
Better question; do I care?
Hmmm….if I make a deal with her…I can always double-cross her later if it doesn't go my way…she seems a few marbles short.
But she can summon dragons.
Note to self; carefully double-cross the mysterious girl.
Crystals.
Why is it always crystals?
Cecil's the evil one now?!
He can't ever let me have my own thing!
That bastard! Always copying, always doing everything better than me!
I'll show him…
He has to die…
What is other me wearing?
A purple head scarf?
I loathe my light half.
I hope I don't look that ridiculous…but no, I look amazing, who am I kidding?
I honestly did not expect to kidnap Rosa that easily.
No, seriously…did I just get away with that?!
Curse…I left my hairbrush back on the mountain…
…I didn't plan this far into my evil scheme. I thought capturing her would take more effort. Now what?
Cid's still alive? He's got to be ancient…
*dilapidated drawing of a unicorn breathing fire running on a rainbow*
Yes! My humiliating defeat was erased from this book! For once I am not filled with rage towards Edge.
…But light me isn't taking my advice to ditch the new outfit….we look ridiculous.
Then again, who doesn't around here? I guess we do fit in.
Who is this?
And that?
Who are these people? Did everyone spend their time the last seventeen years making babies?
Everyone but me?
They seriously fell for the head scarf?
How idiotic are they?
Yes, self, we have been over this, and yes, we love Rosa.
Don't you ignore me…
…I hate you…
So this woman, Izayoi. She distains people almost as I do. I like her. She may be swayed into assassinations for our benefit…
Congratulations, light me. We are no longer the worst dressed here. He doesn't even have pants or shoes!
…Wait, that's Golbez?
…I used to work for him…I'm embarrassed about that, now…
Everyone is normal again? What a drag…
I think I actually may have missed something here…what happened?
You think you can bribe us and that somehow fixes everything? I spent seventeen years on a mountain because of you! There is nothing that will make me hate you less-Airships!
….
…Well played, Cecil, well played…
Oh. Wait. We have to take Ceodore with us?
No. You still have to die Cecil.
…Please, light me, if you do nothing else, please kill this incompetent kid...
No? Really? But he is so…
…Ugh. Fine. Ignore me.
Unicorns!
