Marina: We do not own Naruto. *Goes and cries in emo corner with Gaara plushie*
Hotaru: *Hits Marina's head* Don't be such an emo! Besides, you have to introduce us.
Marina: Okokok! If you are reading this then YOU ROCK!!! Anyway Hotaru and I are twin sisters but we are complete opposites (Except for the fact we both love anime.) Like I'm hyperactive and she's really grumpy, I'm short and she's tall, I'm crazy happy and she's a pessimist, ect…
Hotaru: I am not grumpy, I'm just tired. And I'm a realist, not a pessimist, you dobe!
Marina: Realist, pessimist, SAME BASIC PRINCIPLE!!! Anyway, enjoy!
xX-Marina's point of view!-Xx
Ok, like how unfair is this: I was sitting on a bench, reading manga, when this guy walked over to me and said hi. I said hi back so I wouldn't sound rude, even though I had never seen this guy in my life, and he pushes me! Like for no reason at all! My knees were bleeding a lot, but the pain hadn't kicked in yet, so I followed him, just to ask him what he was doing pushing little girls like that. I put my hand on his shoulder to try and make him stop running, but he just pushed me again. I cut my face, now it was personal. I ran as fast as I could (which was pretty damn fast.) to try and catch the man, and I did, but every time I caught him he pushed me off. I had blood in my hair and on my top, and according to Hotaru, 'looked like something out of a Japanese horror movie'. I caught him, tripped him over, then put him in a headlock so he couldn't move.
"Who do you think you are, pushing me like that?" He had chosen the wrong girl to mess with. No answer. "Who the hell are you?" I positioned my leg, ready to knee him somewhere no one wants to be kneed. "Tell me now!" I was known to overdo it when it came to the whole self-defence thing.
The man turned his head to face mine.
"Whacha gonna do, Princess?" He was asking for it "Call your daddy to come and save you?"
"No," I paused for emphasis. "I'll just do this!" I kneed him hard, like as hard as I could. He yelped at the contact, then lay doubled over on the floor. "That's what you get when you mess with a ninja! Dattebayo!" No, I'm not a ninja, I just watched a bit too much Naruto last night. I skipped off happily, even though my legs and face were covered in blood.
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Xx-Hotaru's POV-xX
That's Marina, jumping in right to the middle of the story. Introduce ourselves? Noooo, she has to jump straight to the her kicking butt.
I'm Hotaru, and my name means firefly. Yes, the little insect.
I'm 12 and I like black. A lot. *Motions at completely black clothes* You never would have guessed, would you? I'm the smart one, the one who hates exercise and reads books all day.
My sister is Marina, and we're twins. Three guesses how old she is. She's the younger of us by a few minutes, and she is the most hyperactive person I have ever met. Her name means "Of the ocean". She's the stronger of us both, although she doesn't show it. She does tend to rush into things without thinking though. She's the one on all the school sport teams and captain of the cheerleading squad. I'm the one on all the math teams and the debating team and so on and so forth. Call me a nerd, and I will tell Marina you ate her cookies. Marina's favourite colour is blue and she hates it when people call her a ditz or princess. Seriously, she HATES it. She is a ditz and a princess, but she still hates it when people call her those. Dobe, fine, baka, fine, usuratonkachi, fine. But princess? She blows her top.
The only things we have in common are our love for anime, our birthday and our nut allergy. Yes, genius, we both have nut allergies. Mine's not that bad, but Marina's?
BOOM! Just kidding! It is really bad though, she's been to hospital so many times I can't even count, and I'm head of the math team. White choc and macadamia nut cookies are good, but yeesh! She also blushes a lot for no good reason. It has gotten her into trouble a lot. How, I hear all you avid readers asking? Eg.*sob* my boyfriend left me for another girl*sob*. Que blush! Then the girl thinks it was her and they get into a massive fight, and she hospitalises the girl. Then the parents try to sue. And then who ends up with all the legal crap? Me, that's who.
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And now, back to the story!
Marina: How can you do that?
Hotaru: By using my magical remote control that we stole from Dumbledore. He's
still trying to get it back, so let's get on with it!
Marina: Huh?
Hotaru: Just shut up and watch.
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xX-Marina's point of view-Xx
"Taru-chan!!! Answer the door!" I had knocked on the door so many times my hand was hurting. "HOTARU!!!! ANSWER THE STUPID DOOR ALREADY! I'M GONNA MISS NARUTO!!!"
"Why would I answer the door," Taru was walking up the drive "When it didn't ask me a question? Anyway, I was at the library. I told you that I was going this morning, dobe."
"Oh, yeah! I kinda forgot about that!"
"Kinda?"
"Completely."
"Thought so."
Taru opened the door, which had been unlocked the whole time. God, I felt stupid! (well more so than usual.) I ran to the sitting room and plopped myself onto the squishy white sofa. I turned on the T.V. and Taru and I sang along to Haruka Kanata.
"Marina?"
"Hm?"
"Why are you so obsessed with not missing Naruto on TV, when you have all the boxsets?"
Hotaru asked me that question everyday, and everyday I answered:
"Dunno, just am!"
Hotaru and I kinda live on our own, (Hotaru: For storyline purposes. We can't go on an adventure with a curfew, can we?).
"I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed!" Hotaru was always tired.
"I'm not, so I won't!" And I was never tired.
I spent hours watching the chuunin exams. Sue me. I was pretty pooped after that, so I decided to go to bed.
"Oyasumi, Taru-chan!" I wasn't scared of waking her up because a herd of elephants could tear our house down and she wouldn't notice. Trust me, I know these things.
I fell asleep quite quickly that night, which was very strange for me.
When I woke up, I heard Rock Lee's voice.
"Taru-chanturnthatdownimtryingtosleepyouknow!" My bed was cold, like ice cold. Lee was still ranting on about the power of youth. I punched my alarm clock, but hit something warm. Or someone warm, I didn't quite know which. I opened my eyes and noticed Lee was sitting beside me rubbing his stomach.
"Oh, sorry Lee!" I paused "LEE?WHATTHEFLIPAREYOUDOINGINMYROOM?!"
"Um, what room?"
"My bedroom, baka!"
"We're outside."
I looked around, we were outside.
"Well what the hell are we doing outside?"
"I was going for an early morning run and I noticed you lying there, so I went over to see if you were ok, then you punched me and asked what I was doing in your room!"
"Lee?"
"What is it, my youthful friend?"
"You talk too much." I tucked my hair behind my ear. Wait a second, my hair was blonde! I'm not blonde, I'm a brunette!!! Stupid Lee kidnapped me from my room and dyed my hair, great! Just great! And although the hair was great, this sucked some major eggs.
Lee was still ranting on about the power of youth.
"Lee?"
"Yes?"
"Where are Tenten, Neji and Guy-Sensei?"
"How do you know my teammates' names? Wait, and my name, I do not remember introducing myself!"
"Smagic!"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"You look pretty roughed up, maybe I should take you to see Guy-sensei!"
"Yes, please!" I was too tired to argue.
Lee carried me back to the village, (Hotaru: Awww!) and brought me to Guy-sensei.
"Hiya, Guy-sensei!" At first Guy stared at me, then he stared at Lee (Who was still holding me bridal-style.) A smile crept across his lips.
"Lee! You found yourself a girlfriend!" I could feel myself blushing.
"Um, not quite Guy-sensei, you see I was on my walk and she was out cold, and she woke up, then she punched me and she was hurt and I thought you could help her."
Guy crouched above me and started to clean my scratches.
"Ow!!!" The ointment stung like hell though.
"What's with all the screaming?" Tenten and Neji had walked in while I was concentrating on the stinging. Neji paused when saw me sitting on the floor, screaming like a little girl.
"Neji!!!" I glomped him. (Hotaru: Glomp = tackle in Marinaeese)
"Um, what are you doing?" Neji was looking at me with a puzzled look on his face.
"You're Neji Hyuuga! What do you expect me to do?! Wait just a peanutbutterjelly second! Where's Taru-chan?"
"Who's she?" Tenten asked.
"She's my twin sister!" None of them had seen her.
I jumped off Neji and went over to Tenten
"Hello, my name is Marina!" I bowed politely
"I'm Tenten!" She bowed back "I haven't seen you around, what village do you come from?"
"I have no idea! Let me just find my- there!" I held up my headband, which was on my left arm. It had the moon engraved on it. "What village is this one from, Guy?" I showed Guy the headband. He looked shocked.
"We need to go see the Hokage, right now!"
"Sarutobi?"
"How do you know who the Hokage is?"
"Smagic?"
"Huh?"
"Nothing."
We all walked to the hokage tower, (well I cart wheeled most of the way but…) and guess who I saw in the waiting room?
"Taru-chan!!!" I glomped her "Where have you been?!"
"I could ask you the same question!" I jumped off her. Ino, Shikamaru and Choji were staring at me. I gave them all an ear to ear smile, which only confused them more. Whoopsies!
Marina: Reviews make me happy!
Hotaru: Flames will be used to bake Marina cookies! Do you want her more hyper?
Marina: I want cookies!
Hotaru: We like constructive criticism, though.
Marina: Con-whaty whatywhat?
Hotaru: Nothing.
Marina: *Gives all reviewers a cookie* Please review!
