Okay, so my friend (MikiMuo) and I (OnTheHour) had a very over-tired and yaoi induced conversation yesterday over msn.
This is the product of two yaoi fan girls and innocent anime characters.
WARNING: CRACK, RANDOMNESS AND UTTER REDICULOUS-NESS...ness.
sasuke: NO! GO AWAY!
OnTheHour: SAVE ME NARUTO!!!
naruto: NO, NEVER!! YOU MADE ME THE UKE, WTF?! BELIEVE IT!!
sasuke: your always uke...
naruto: .... SHUT UP, TEME! WTF?! YOUR NAME HAS FREAKING UKE IN IT!!!
sasuke: .............. dammit.
MikiMuo:*is in emo corner with sasgay*
*hands sasgay a broken shard of my soul to cut with*
*both die*
OnTheHour: ..... hey, naruto? Naruto: ..... what? want some ramen? : D Naruto: YES! BELIEVE IT!
okay :3 *hands naruto ramen*
*Sasgay and Mikimuo in heaven watching yaoi*
Sasgay: Wow naruto can do THAT!
MikiMu: Yep
Naruto: *chokes on ramen* WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!!
OnTheHour: .... um. ninja skills.
Naruto: Oh.... YEAH, THATS RIGHT SASUKE!! YOU BETTER BELIEVE I CAN DO THAT!... whatever that is...
Sasgay: Pftt. Ha Narutard has no idea
MikiMuo: Hey look heres one of you and itachi XD
Sasuke: .... WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? I DEMAND TO KNOW!!
MikiMuo: I was stalking you last night and the night before and the night before....
All: .... *cricket cricket*
MikiMuo: I mean Im not a stalker... OK I am but OnTheHour took the pictures
Sasuke and Naruto: *looks at OnTheHour...
OnTheHour: Naruto's the one who wanted to buy them from me...
All: *looks to Naruto*
Naruto: Sasuke said he needed me to prove that he was gay before he would go out with me... *almost crying*
OnTheHour: *pats Naruto's head* Want some more ramen?
Naruto: YES!
Sasuke: - _ - he's going to get fat.
Naruto: ... SO YOU WOULND'T LOVE ME IF I WAS FAT D:
Sasuke: NO *bluntly*
MikiMuo: You evil child would you love Itachi?
*narutos off in the corner crying and eating a huge bowl of ramen*
Sasuke: ....
Itachi: *randomly appears* HELLOOO LITTLE BROTHER! now, what are we talking about me?
Sasuke: no. i wouldn't. *throws book at naruto*
Itachi: *standing there smiling blankly, being ignored*
MikiMuo: Hey Itachi-Nii-san we was just looking at dis *points to laptop with yaoi love*
Itachi: ooo.... *stares at screen* you'll have to send this to me, ne?
MikiMuo: $5 for five pictures but i will give you a few free since you and sasuke look so good together X3
Sasuke: HOW COME I HAVE NO SAY IN THIS!!!!
Itachi: ... why would you get a say here if you dont get one in bed?
Itachi: *hands MikiMuo money*
OnTheHour: *nosebleed*
Sasuke: *MEGA SWEAT DROP AND IS SURROUNDED BY FREEZING WINDS* ....
Naruto: ..... *eats ramen, muttering "believe it!"
Itachi: CHU *kisses sasuke to bring him back*
OnTheHour: *takes picture*
MikiMuo: Hey naruto your beloved sasuke is being stolen from you
Naruto: .... *looks up from ramen.... watches itachi kissing sasuke...* i dont mind... *far off gaze with a stupid smile*
OnTheHour: *squealing over picture* SASUKE!! I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD MAKE THAT FACE =O
Sasuke: What face!!!
Itachi: I love you little brother =3
Sasuke: I HATE YOU....
MikiMuo: Hey Itachi would you and sasuke like to come for a photoshoot one day *yaoi glint in eyes*
OnTheHour: *same glint and evil grin* what an excellent idea... *looks over to naruto* you could even bring naru-chan along..........
Itachi: EXCELLENT PLAN, GIRLS!!
Sasuke and Naruto: NOOO!!!!
Rest: OHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!
*Itachi, OnTheHour and MikiMuo drag off sasuke and naruto
Sooo, yeah.
Hope you got a laugh :D
