Okay, so my friend (MikiMuo) and I (OnTheHour) had a very over-tired and yaoi induced conversation yesterday over msn.
This is the product of two yaoi fan girls and innocent anime characters.
WARNING: CRACK, RANDOMNESS AND UTTER REDICULOUS-NESS...ness.

sasuke: NO! GO AWAY!

OnTheHour: SAVE ME NARUTO!!!

naruto: NO, NEVER!! YOU MADE ME THE UKE, WTF?! BELIEVE IT!!

sasuke: your always uke...

naruto: .... SHUT UP, TEME! WTF?! YOUR NAME HAS FREAKING UKE IN IT!!!

sasuke: .............. dammit.

MikiMuo:*is in emo corner with sasgay*

*hands sasgay a broken shard of my soul to cut with*

*both die*

OnTheHour: ..... hey, naruto? Naruto: ..... what? want some ramen? : D Naruto: YES! BELIEVE IT!

okay :3 *hands naruto ramen*

*Sasgay and Mikimuo in heaven watching yaoi*

Sasgay: Wow naruto can do THAT!

MikiMu: Yep

Naruto: *chokes on ramen* WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!!

OnTheHour: .... um. ninja skills.

Naruto: Oh.... YEAH, THATS RIGHT SASUKE!! YOU BETTER BELIEVE I CAN DO THAT!... whatever that is...

Sasgay: Pftt. Ha Narutard has no idea

MikiMuo: Hey look heres one of you and itachi XD

Sasuke: .... WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? I DEMAND TO KNOW!!

MikiMuo: I was stalking you last night and the night before and the night before....

All: .... *cricket cricket*

MikiMuo: I mean Im not a stalker... OK I am but OnTheHour took the pictures

Sasuke and Naruto: *looks at OnTheHour...

OnTheHour: Naruto's the one who wanted to buy them from me...

All: *looks to Naruto*

Naruto: Sasuke said he needed me to prove that he was gay before he would go out with me... *almost crying*

OnTheHour: *pats Naruto's head* Want some more ramen?

Naruto: YES!

Sasuke: - _ - he's going to get fat.

Naruto: ... SO YOU WOULND'T LOVE ME IF I WAS FAT D:

Sasuke: NO *bluntly*

MikiMuo: You evil child would you love Itachi?

*narutos off in the corner crying and eating a huge bowl of ramen*

Sasuke: ....

Itachi: *randomly appears* HELLOOO LITTLE BROTHER! now, what are we talking about me?

Sasuke: no. i wouldn't. *throws book at naruto*

Itachi: *standing there smiling blankly, being ignored*

MikiMuo: Hey Itachi-Nii-san we was just looking at dis *points to laptop with yaoi love*

Itachi: ooo.... *stares at screen* you'll have to send this to me, ne?

MikiMuo: $5 for five pictures but i will give you a few free since you and sasuke look so good together X3

Sasuke: HOW COME I HAVE NO SAY IN THIS!!!!

Itachi: ... why would you get a say here if you dont get one in bed?

Itachi: *hands MikiMuo money*

OnTheHour: *nosebleed*

Sasuke: *MEGA SWEAT DROP AND IS SURROUNDED BY FREEZING WINDS* ....

Naruto: ..... *eats ramen, muttering "believe it!"

Itachi: CHU *kisses sasuke to bring him back*

OnTheHour: *takes picture*

MikiMuo: Hey naruto your beloved sasuke is being stolen from you

Naruto: .... *looks up from ramen.... watches itachi kissing sasuke...* i dont mind... *far off gaze with a stupid smile*

OnTheHour: *squealing over picture* SASUKE!! I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD MAKE THAT FACE =O

Sasuke: What face!!!

Itachi: I love you little brother =3

Sasuke: I HATE YOU....

MikiMuo: Hey Itachi would you and sasuke like to come for a photoshoot one day *yaoi glint in eyes*

OnTheHour: *same glint and evil grin* what an excellent idea... *looks over to naruto* you could even bring naru-chan along..........

Itachi: EXCELLENT PLAN, GIRLS!!

Sasuke and Naruto: NOOO!!!!

Rest: OHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!

*Itachi, OnTheHour and MikiMuo drag off sasuke and naruto


Sooo, yeah.
Hope you got a laugh :D