Hi hi,

I have been inspired by shadow shinobi57 and Hakkyou000 (I think...) to do an on going, random, humorous interview where you, the reader, can post questions in the form of reviews, and I will do my best to give you answers. You can even ask ME!!! nothing personal though please, else you shall be shunned.

I'll just do a few of characters this time. I might add more.

Oh and I won't be doing a proper AUTHOR'S INPUT at the beginning. At least not every time. Probably not at the end either.

Jenna Jenkins is copyright of me. Please get my permission before using her.

I don't own the Shadow Realm or Star Fox.

Thoughts are in brackets, stage directions are in italics, normal text is speech, and bold is designating who is talking.

Anyways, here goes.

Bye byes world of sanity,

Timid Vulpine.

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The setting is a dark room. There is a small table, a small group of chairs and 2 tall candles, sitting on the table. In 2 of the seats sit 2 young, chestnut vixens.

One has slightly paler fur but slightly darker, shoulder length hair. She wears said hair loose and messy. She also wears a black t-shirt, blue jeans, black socks, a blue watch, a blue dream catcher necklace and a green pendant. Her name is Timid Vulpine, she has dark brown eyes that match her hair and glasses.

The other is slightly darker than her friend, but is all one shade, with slightly longer hair, tied into a ponytail. She wears a navy blue top, black jeans, navy blue boots, a black watch and a black dream catcher necklace. Her name is Jenna Jenkins and she has pale brown eyes.

Then, Timid speaks up.

Timid: I thought you were going to supply the victims if I supplied the location!!!

Jenna: I did. Katt and Krystal promised to come, and they said they'd do their boyfriends.

Timid: Ooh, so THAT'S why their not here yet!

Suddenly, the door opens and in walk Katt, Krystal, Fox and Falco.

Timid: (Finally). She spots the way Fox and Krystal are looking dreamily at each other and all is forgiven.

Katt: Sorry we're late, but certain parties...

Timid: Puts a hand up to stop her. Don't worry. If we want to know, we'll ask.

Jenna: Everyone, this is my blood sister, Timid Vulpine. Timid, this is...

Timid: Jenna, you don't need to introduce them. They're famous, I know them.

With that out the way, everyone takes a seat around the seat.

Timid: As you can probably tell, this is an interview and, as you can probably see, we're a tad short on funding. We've got a deal going on with one of Jenna's friends. They'll pay us something like 10 credits per question asked. I guess we can keep the room for the next one.

Jenna: Right, I'll ask the first question. Hmm... Her gaze falls on Falco. Falco! How do you get away with being a general jerk all the time?

Falco: Well, THAT'S obvious! 'Cuz I'm the best.

Fox snorts.

Fox: Hardly!

Falco: If I'm not the best, then you're GAY!

Krystal: NO HE ISN'T!!!

Everyone is taken by surprise by this outburst. She snuggles into Fox's arms and he kisses her forehead.

Timid: Ooo-KAY... My turn!!! Fox and Krystal. How will you 2 decide what to name your kids if and when you have any.

Fox blushes. Krystal whispers in his ear softly, making him smile.

Fox: I'll name the boys, Krys'll name the girls.

Jenna: Personal, I don't think that's fair if you only have one kid. But that's you're way, so I won't fuss. My turn again. Fox and Krystal, have you 2 'Broken the Barrier' so to speak.

Everyone but Timid looks at her oddly.

Jenna: 'Made the connection'

More weird looks.

Timid: What she means is 'have you 2 had sex yet?'

Fox: Um... Well... erm...

Krystal: HELL YEAH!!! Why do you think we were late?

Timid flicks her hand, clicking her fingers.

Timid: I knew it! Anyway, here's one for Katt. WHY are you PINK???

Katt: Well... Her eyes start shifting around the room. I... Um...

Jenna: Answer now, else Timid will use her awesome author powers to send you to the Shadow Realm!!!

Falco: You're the author???

Timid: Yup!

Katt: My mom was pink with black hair. My dad was a white feline.

Jenna: OK then, are either of your parents still alive, Katt?

Katt: My mom's still kickin'. She's gone naturally black now. I might do too.

Timid: Fox and Falco, why do you hate Wolf so much?

Fox: I hate him because he let Pigma onto his team after he killed my father. That and the fact that he never managed to shoot Slippy down.

Timid: Well, that makes sense Even I can shoot Slippy down. And Falco?

Falco: He can't fly.

Jenna: Not, a, CHANCE! Spill it!

Falco: I hate wolves.

Timid: I don't believe that.

Falco: FINE! I used to roll with him, he was a real bastard, I stuck with him and then he kicked me out the gag! That and he can't aim well enough to hit a barn door, let ALONE Slippy!!!

Timid: Finally, the truth is out. One last thing. Jenna, why are you scowling?

Jenna: Because I have NOT had my caffeine dose today. I need a can of cola or a cup of coffee, NOW!

Timid: I have a coffee donut here.

Jenna: That'll do. She eats the donut in 3 quick bites. Yummy! That's better now.

Sees the scared looks. Krystal squealed in fear and hid her face in Fox's chest.

Jenna: Sorry, I have a major caffeine addiction.

Timid: And before we do any further mental damage to these kind vict- I mean, volunteers, I think we'll end it there. Can the readers please review and give us more questions. We are all out of good ideas.

Jenna: Seriously, these ones sucked anyway. I can seriously understand if you never read this one again!

Timid: At any rate, we're gonna try and get Bill and Fay in next time. But, for now, from both of us.

Jenna and Timid: Bye Byes!