Raccoon: Thanks to Miss Panda for giving me a challenge. I had to put the words "No. I'm five." in a story somehow. Spoilers for COS and this doesn't make much sense.
Ed had taken an impromptu nap in of all places, the top of the dresser. Not only was Alfons confused as to how he got up there in the first place, but he didn't know that it was possible to fall asleep on top of a dresser. And the dresser was not short at all. Alfons figured he needed to wake Ed up before Ed fell off of the dresser. Hearing incoherent mumbles coming from Ed's mouth, Alfons came closer.
And then quite clearly (and out of nowhere) Ed said, "No. I'm five," before almost rolling right off the dresser.
