"Hey Cake!", said Fionna.
"What is it, baby?" She replied.
"I'm going out to slay some ogres, okay?"
"Sure, honey," Cake tried to say nonchalantly, although she just couldn't hold in her excitement. Today, she planned to spend the day with her boyfriend, Lord Monochromicorn. "Take as long as you want."
"Thanks!" Fionna called, as she already hit the ground running.
"OOH, I wonder what we're going to do today!" Cake said anxiously, stretching her arm up to the bedroom to grab her phone. As soon as she got her phone, she pressed Mono's number in a flash. Cake squirmed quietly as the phone rang. The monochromicorn picked up and tapped a greeting in Morse code. "So what are we doing today?"
Mono tapped: "We can hang out at my house, I guess."
"Sounds great! See you later!" Cake jumped off the couch, and walked out the door.
...
Cake was whistling happily as she walked over to Mono's house. But when she got there, her eyes widened with horror: Mono was talking to another girl in front of his house. It was Cupcake Woman. The candy person was always hitting on Cake's boyfriend, and was her bitter rival. She ran over to the two and yelled to the Cupcake Woman, "WHAT THE GLOB ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU BLOOPING-". Cake calmed down a bit and took a deep breath. "Why are you here? I thought I told you to leave us alone-"
Cake was cut off as the candy woman stepped up to Mono and kissed him. The cat was left stunned with disbelief, and Cupcake Woman pulling out of the kiss with a smirk across her face. She just crossed a line that should never be crossed with another girl. "GET OUT OF HERE!" Cake screamed at her. The cupcake left quickly, occasionally glancing back with satisfaction.
The pair was left alone in a few moments of silence, with Cake left out of breath and in tears. After that brief moment, Cake ran inside to the bathroom and locked herself in.
...
Fionna wiped the sweat off her brow while she stood on top of a pile of defeated ogres. "Glob, that was tiring. I wonder what Gumball is doing." The human turned and started heading in the direction of the Candy Kingdom.
...
Mono tapped on the door, checking on Cake. "You okay in there, Cake?", he tapped in Morse code.
"I'm..." sniffle... "...fine...I just need..." hiccup "...some time..." sniffle "...to get over it..." Cake replied in a quivering voice.
"Okay then, call me if you need me," Mono tapped against the door. He went to the living room and settled down on the dull, gray couch. The monochromicorn picked up his phone and called his best friend, Gumball.
...
