Shedletsky sat there in his office eating a donut and playing Sword Fight on the Heights.
As he played, he saw hate. He obviously thought it was jokes. Everyone likes John Shedletsky, right? he thought to himself.
Builderman ran into Shedletsky's office.
"I just looked at the forum!" he panted, "People hate most of our updates!"
It just happened it was april 1st.
"Bad time to tell you, isn't it...?" he realized.
"Yeah, bad time." Shedletsky responded.
"But it's true! Look!" Builderman yelled out.
"Oh my Builderman, you're right!" Said Shedletsky.
"What do we do?" cried Builderman.
"I know! Raise the price floor!" Shedletsky answered!
Builderman gasped in shock, "Genius!"
The end.
