I am a Pokemon known as a "Lucrario." Although I can easily speak your human language. This story will not just feature the Animatronics, but many, many others as well as we delve into the world of other dimentions and universes and discover the secrets within. We will meet familier characters that we know and love, and those that we know and hate. We will see friendships, and betrayal. Now, let us begin on this journey by famous and critically acclamed author, ScreamoDreamo.
Chapter 1: Kolaido Scope.
1 month after the events of the Pimpin' Purple saga, Emily is asleep in her bed, recovering from a 2 day long cat fight between her and Izumi Konata, as after she punched her in the throat she game back the week before this and assaulted her with a knife.
But Emily was not too injured, and imidiatly kicked her in the cunt. But not only did Emily kick her in the cunt, she also ripped her panties off of Konata, gripped the insides of her vaginal lips, and tugged really hard, causing Konata much pain. Konata, once having a perfect innie pussy, now has eternal beef curtains that strech out for an inch. As she lay in her bed, it is storming out, and a loud thunder boom wakes her up.
"AHH! Oh.. It's just the thunder.. -nervously- hahaha... Ugh.. God, this fuckin' stab wound.. What a blue haired bitch.. fucking woman child.."
She gets up, and walks to the bathroom. "I got to shit something fierce..." She walks into the bathroom, and comes out 11 minutes later. "Holy cow,
that wasn't even satisfying." She walks down stairs to get some Mountain Dew. She pours her a glass of it. "mmm.. Mountain Dew...Because I like to I love to do the Dew." She drinks the whole glass in an instant. "Ahh.. Much better" Seh hears something weird, and walks into th living room. And what she sees will stay with her forever. "M-MOM! DAAAD!" "Ah, my little sister. So naive.." "ARNOLD!" "My name is Arin..." "ARIN! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!
OUR MOTHER! OUR FATHER! OUR LITTLE BROTHER!" "Foolish little sister. I did this to.. measure the extent of my abilities." "YOUR ABILITIES! GRR.. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
She charges at him, but he simply appears in front of her in a flash of light from the lightning." "Ahh!" "Foolish little sister.. you aren't strong enough to mess with the power of a Uchiha.."
"YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING UCHIHA! WE ARE THE MANSON FAMILY! NOT SOME FUCKING WEIRD ASS FAMILY WITH SOMETHIGN CALLED THE "SHARINGAN!" " "Foolish little sister...
You are a Uchiha.. As am I." "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING WEEABOO I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KLILL YOU!" "Hahahaha.. look at your eyes, little sister." He picks up a mirror from the table, and points it at her face, revealing that her eye is red with a single comma looking symbol on the bottom right of each eye. "You are a Uchiha, you have the Sharingan. As.."
He opens his eyes, revealing that he has the same patern, but with the commas in the top and bottom left of his eye. "Do I..." The commas in his eyes change into a round linked chain looking thing.
"hmhmhm.. Foolish little sister, you never knew that I had this power. Now. I'll use it on you!" The wood from the floor wraps around her arms, legsm torso and neck. "Come and face me when you have the same eyes as me." He dissapears after a flash of lightning brightens up the room." Emily starts sobbing. "Dad..Mom.. Adrian.. My parents and my little brother.. Why did THEY have to die.. I was more of a match for him.. Why didn't he kill ME? WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL ME INSTEAD!" She bawls herself to sleep.
It is now 11 o' cock, according to Emily's Cock Clock. And Emily is awake, crying. The door opens, and an well spoken female Japanese voice is heard. "Hello? Emily? It's me, Vixie... Are... Oh my God! Emily!"
She hurries over to Emily and breaks the wooden floor beams that are holding her. Emily hugs her tightly. "My mom and dad.. and my baby brother!" "Oh.. Emily.. I'm so sorry.. If I had been here I would have protected you all...I'm so sorry I wasn't here!" She hugs Emily back. "Come on, Emily. Come to the Pizzaria with me. We'll call a service later." "al..right..." She takes Emily back to the Pizzaria. "Oi, Lass! How are you?"
Have you been crying?" "Foxy, her parents were killed. We don't know who." "It was my Older Brother, Arin!" Everyone: "WHAT?!" "But, lass.. Why would your older brother do it? I thought he was a follower of the Ol'
captain above!" "I thought so too.. but he killed them to "measure his abilities." Mangle speaks her mind. "Why does that sound familer.." A old man with a bandage over his right eye, and a cast on his right arm. "It's because that happened once to someone I know." Emily looks at them man. "Who are you?!" "My name is Hideki Shimaro. Pleased to meet you, Emily." "How do you know me?!" "Because, I'm like you." He takes the bandage off of his right eye, revealing a 3 comma sharingan. "You have one of those weird eyes! Are you an Uchiha?!" "Why, no Emily. I took this one who was a criminal. I'm not a Uchiha, but you aren't either." "I FUCKING KNEW IT." "But you still have the eyes, which is odd. I have been following you for quite some time. But I did so at a dangerous cost. My life. Why, that battle you had with Jackson the Killer, I almost died." "But I didn't see you..."
"Of course you didn't, I'm a ninja. I'm good at what I do." "Why have you been following me?" "Because, you can help me achieve my goals." "..What goal?" "Your brother's eyes." The wind blows hard outside the Pizzaria.
"What?! My brother's eyes?!" "Yes. I need his Sharingan for my collection. I use the Sharingan to bring criminals to justice. These eyes have great power to those who know how to use them." "How can I use the Sharingan?"
"You have to just activate them." "How?" "I don't know, I'm not a Uchiha. They are just able to do it." "Alright.. I'mm give it a try.." "She closes her eyes, and opens them, revealing nothing different. "Did I do it?" "No."
She does it again. "Did I do it now?" "No." She does it again. "Now?" "No." "Grr..." She does it again. "Now?!" "No" "What the fuck, man. How do I do this?!" "Try thinking of Arin." "She closes her eyes, thinking of her brother,
and how he killed their family. She opens them again, revealing the Sharingan eye. "There you go! Hmm, a single Tomoe. We'll have to nurture the Sharingan to get it at it's full power." "How?" "You must go through tramatic events."
"That's messed up. I already went through one!" "For a single Tomoe, yes. More are required until you can get the Mongekyo." "The what?" "The Mongekyo Sharingan. An advanced form of Sharingan. It has a different shape that the 3 single Tomoes." "My brother had that! It was like a chain instand of a .. a.. To mo ay.." "Toe-Moe-Ay." "Tomoe. Thanks, Hideki!" "No problem. Do you want to know how you can obtain the power?" "Yes! I want to kill my brother!"
"You must murder your best friend." "WHAT?!" "The Uchiha are fueled by hatred, and losing one friend can ignite that hatred. However when you lose a loved one, that can send you into a state of utter despair, and that will unlock the Mongekyo Sharingan." "I'm not going to murder my best friend!" "You don't have to, you just have to experiance a more tradgic event than losing your parents." "This is bullshit. This is a bullshit power." "Indeed it is, but something must have happened to your brother to obtain the Mangeyko Sharingan. Maybe murdering his parents did it." "I doubt it, he never liked mom and dad. He was a fucking jock fuck when he was growing up, and considered his parents utter sinenrs when he converted to Christanity." "Well, something happened to him. But that doesn't matter now. You need to nurture the sharingan and whatever other powers you may posess." "Alright, I gotta find Mukakid to train." "Who is this "Mukakid" ?"
"Oh, he's a black salamander who is also a fairy from the Fairy Forest, but he calls himself a Salafairy and when he crawls into my vagina he gives me a lot of power." "What?" "Yes. All of that you heard is true." "Why does he need to..crawl..
nevermind. I've seen and heard of worse. But find that creature and train with it, you will need all of it to track down and kill Arin Manson." "Alright, I will!" "Oh, and your brother has escaped into another dimension." "HE WHAT?!" "Yes, he did indeed travel to another universe. I believe this one has strange creatures that, that world calls "Pokemon." "Wait what." "Yes, Pokemon. It is a strange world with even stranger creatures. The humans force them to battle in vicious tournaments to the death." "Well, shit. Alright. I guess I'll go there. The freak is probably trying to fuck those creatures anyway." Mangle speaks. "I'm sure you want to do the same, Emily." "I-I don't! You're such a pervert!" "Emily, you have sex with a robot with a strap on penis." Hideki looks at Emily with grossed out eyes. "She.. She does? I mean I watch her often but..You know what. It is none of my buisness to keep track of her affairs." "Damn right! It's between me and Foxy. And fuck you,
Mangle you fucking weeaboo." "I rescued you!" "You just insulted me you Japanophile fuck!" "Fuck you, Emily!" "I'm about to rip you a new asshole." "Fuck you, E-" The Hideki interupts. "Stop this bickering, you two! Emily, you need to hurry. Your brother could already be obtaining more power as we speak! Get stronger as soon as you can! Danzo places his hand on the ground. "Summoning Jutsu!" A scroll appears in a puff of smoke on the ground. He picks it up and opens it, and it turns into a portal to a sunny looking prairie. "This is where you will end up once you go through. I will watch your progress with my eye." He dissipears in a puff of white smoke. "Alright, here goes nothing!" She takes a step forward, but stops. "Foxy, come with me to the cove." She walks briskly with unease. Foxy follows. "Um, lass. We need to talk." "Uh oh, what is it? Did it break?" "No.. Not at all, it works fine. But we.. Need to talk about us." "Oh. Ok. Can we do it after the fucking?" "Emily, I want us to see other people." "w-what.."
"Aye, Emily. I.. want to see other people. It just doesn't feel right dating a child." "You're breaking up with me?!" Tears flow down her cheeks. "Aye, lass.. It's.. just wrong for an old guy like me to me making love to a beautiful girl like you." "B-b-b-b-b-but.."
"No buts! I've always seen you more as a little sister anyway." "Then you were fucking your little sister!" "Aye, but 'Tis normal for a miserable scoundral like me to do. I'm sorry.. Emily. Please, go find your brother." "-sniff- Fine! Fuck you then!" She walks over back to the portal. Freddy walks over to Emily and puts his hand on her head. "Poor little Emily. It's never easy being in a relationship." "It was for me! It was easy..for me.." "Yes, for you. But Foxy has been feeling not so clean. Well less clean than before.
Even a Pirate has morals." "Fuck morals.. they're so stupid!" "Then why kill your brother? If you have no morals, then sit down and die. What's the point of living if you can't even live for anything?" "I'll live.. For revenge!" "Oh dear.." "See you, all..." "Our thoughts are with you, Emily." A high pitched voice is heared on her sholder. "I'm comin' too Emily!" "Mukakid!" "That's right, it's me! The great and powerful Mukakid!" "You aren't powerful, you black motherfucker." Mangle speaks. "Do you want me to come with you?"
"No. Some battles you have to fight alone. It's my responsability." "You're taking a Salamander with you." "He's more of a weapon than anything else." "Hey! I'm not just a weapon! I'm a person too!" "No you aren't, you black fuck! Come on. We're going." She steps into the portal, and it sucks her in faster than a tight virgin pussy sucks in a glorious white monkey cock. The portal closes behind her as she falls face first into the soft grass. "OOF!" She gets up quickly. "Alright.. Pokemon world. Where could my brother have gone in this innocent place. Hmm.." She looks around her, a forest to her right, a city in the distance to her left, and a large prairie to behind her. "I think I'll check out the forest. My brother isn't stupid, he'll hide. Plus he's reclusive. She walks into the forest, where many Pokemon await her. As she travels through the forest, she spots a Fenniken. "What is that? Hey, you! Pokemon!" "Fen? Fen!" The Fenniken runs away." "No wait! I just want to talk a bit!" She runs after it. "Wait! Stop running! ..Dammit!" The Fenniken jumps over a bush, as does Emily.
When she makes the jump, she sees the Fenniken standing behind an Eevee. "F-Fenniken.." "Ee? Eevee?" "Fen.." "Can you understand them, Mukakid?" "Kid, I'm not a Pokemon. I'm a fairy." "A Fairy type Pokemon?!" "Not a Pokemon!" "Oh well.. Heeyyy.. little Eevee!" She walks over to them, slowly. "Eevee!" Says the rightion defensive Eevee. "I'm not going to hurt you!" "Yeah, she'll just try to have sex with you!" "EEVEEEEE?!" "Oh my god, shut the FUCK UP, MUKAKID YOU LITTLE FAGGOT, I WILL CRUSH YOUR FUCKING INSIDES WITH MY BARE HANDS. Ahem.. Now, just be calm, I'm not going to harm, or molest you in any way, shape, or form." She kneels down, and holds her hand out. "Ee?" The Eevee walks closer. "Fen, Feni!" The Eevee sniffs her hand a little bit. Emily rubs her hand on the side of Eevee's face.
"Vee!" The Eevee rubs it's head on her hand. "There we go. See? I'm a nice girl." "Yeah, when you get your way." "Say one more negative thing and I'll kill you, Mukakid." "Bullshit, you need me!" "No, I don't. I have Eevee and it's little friend here." "Y-You wouldn't dare kill me!"
"You crawl into my vagina without my consent, that counts as rape, you fucktard." "Oh.. I'm sorry.." "So, are you going to introduce me to your little friend here, Eevee?" "Vee! Eevee Eev!" "Fen..Fennikin..." The Fenniken walks toward them, with caution. Emily reaches out,
but theFenniken steps back a little. "No no no... It's alright, little Fennikin. The Fennikin walks up to Emily, and she pets it. "Fen!" "See? I'm a friendly girl. Say, are you a boy or a girl?" "Fen!" "Oh, right.. You don't speak English. Hmm. Ah! Are you a boy?" "Fen." "shake or nod."
"The Fennikin shakes it's head." "Oh, so you're a girl! Cool! We'll be the best girlfriends ever! What about you, Eevee?" "Vee!" "Right, are you a girl too?" "The Eevee shakes it head." "Oh, so you're a boy. Well reguardless, we'll be pals! Say, have you seen a man around here?" They both shake their heads "Damnit! I'll have to look elsewhere. Well, I guess I can ask around the City. Hey, want to come with?" "Vee!" "F-..Fennikin.." "Vee Eevee Vee!" "Fennikin..Fen.." Emily picks the Eevee up, and he crawls onto her left sholder, and does the same with Fenniken but the Fennikin crawls onto her right, forcing Mukakid ontop of her head." "Hey, what's the big idea, toots?!" "F-Fennikin!" She gets read to hop down. "Oh, don't mind him, Fennikin. He's just a sour puss!" "Fuck you, Emily!" "No, fuck you! Bitch ass mother fucker!" "Listen, just try to cooperate, alright?" "Fine.
But you gotta treat me with respect too, got that?" "Fine by me. Now let's go to the city!" She walks out of the Forest, and finds a dirt road. "Perfect! A road, this will lead us to the City! Shame I don't have a bike. Oh well! She starts walking toward the city. "On the road, far from home,
you don't have to feel alone. Brave and strong, together will be, it's our destiny! We will be heroes! We can change the world if we try, I'll go where you go. Forever friends, you and I.. We will be heroes! all 4 of us! Believe it! We will be.. we... will be.." She keeps thinking of her mom and dad, and howm much she hates her own brother.
HEY, WHO ARE YOU?! I'm Rodger Parsons, the narrator for Pokemon series. I will do the endings. Like Hell you will! Aura... A gunshot is heard on mic. Now that the Pokemon is out of the way...
Emily, now on her way to Lumiose City, has 2 hopefully faithful companions. But darkness is at work even in this universe. But can Emily handle it? Can she end the life of her brother who caused her so much pain? Tune in to Emily's Excellent Expeditions! Oh, and I didn't kill the Lucario, I shot him with a tranquilizer dart. It souned like a gunshot because I was supposed to murder a guy an hour ago for the New York Mafia. I didn't want to kill him, and they wanted proof. So I got a gun that fires.. it doesn't matter. See you next time!
